"Come on, if you have a kind, you will hurt each other!"

"......" Everyone was confused, but they didn't expect that the legendary Jinguang Temple, even a stone Buddha, was so urinating. Chen Pifu couldn't help but feel a little worried about this trip. thought that if he went back like this, with the other party's style, he would definitely not admit it, and Director Zhang, who was furious, would really smash everyone into a finger cake. Thinking of this, Chen Pifu had no choice but to say to the stone Buddha: "Everyone eats together, why don't you give each other face?"

"I don't care. Anyway, if you want to leave, you just won't give me face. Shi Buddha looked resolute: "It's a big deal, just fight to the death of the net." ”

"......" Chen Pifu took a deep puff of cigarette: "Brother, don't be so emotional." ”

"Woooooooo I don't care. I am here every day, day after day, year after year, in order to complete the task of receiving fifty times, when the time comes, I will have a physical body, breathe free air, woo woo, you have ruined my dreams, how will I live in the future, I don't care, I want to break the net with you!

"......" Chen Pifu said angrily: "Okay, the fish is dead and the net is broken, everyone can hear it clearly, don't you shout so hard." ”

"Hmph, important things, say it three times. ”

"Hey, forget it, look at you pitiful, just give you a face, let's just go in. ”

"Really?" Shi Buddha suddenly became happy.

"Really. Chen Pifu nodded, then pointed to Jia Daochang behind him, and said, "But you can talk to my agent about the specific details." ”

When Lao Jia heard this, he suddenly became energetic. You must know that Lao Jia will definitely not be able to kill the enemy in battle, but if you want to talk about this pit abduction, eating and taking cards, seeing the seams, and falling into the well, then our Lao Jia is definitely an SSS-level master.

I saw Lao Jia smiling cheaply, rolling up his sleeves with his hands, hooking up the shoulders of the stone Buddha, one person and one Buddha, muttering to each other there. If you want to talk about this bargaining, even if the stone Buddha cultivates for another thousand years, he may not be the opponent of his hometown. Half an hour later, the stone Buddha's face was pale, and the moss on his face seemed to have fallen off a large piece, and the whole stone statue seemed to be a little crumbling.

Lao Jia quietly took out an old piece of parchment from under the seat of the stone Buddha, and the stone Buddha's face was suddenly full of pain.

Lao Jia stuffed the parchment into the burlap bag and patted the stone Buddha on the shoulder: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, happy cooperation." ”

The stone Buddha didn't seem to want to wait for a moment, and shouted, "Relax and don't resist." Otherwise, the spell will fail. Then he opened his mouth and spat out a golden light, which shone on the people.

For a time, Jinguang Dasheng. When the golden light faded, everyone was gone.

……………………………….

"Gross!" "Gash Vomit!"

Wang Fatzi and Lao Jia lay directly on the side of the road, vomiting profusely. And Chen Pifu endured the nausea, and even Ye Yun felt a discomfort in his throat.

"What's going on, why are we suddenly here?" Chen Pifu looked around, there were towering trees, exotic grasses, and fruit trees everywhere. This place is completely a primeval forest landscape, even the weeds on the side of the road are more than half a person high, there are birds chirping in the forest, and in the depths of the forest, from time to time there are a few animal roars.

The mountain stream is still in the shade of the bamboo tree. What a paradise.

It's the big strong on the side, who seems to be the happiest. Born as a hunter since he was a child, he has a special affection for the forest, and now he suddenly came to this forest, naturally like a fish flowing into the river, and the cells of his whole body seem to be crying out for joy.

Ye Yun looked around vigilantly: "I said before that the legendary-level powerhouse can form a realm of his own, it is said that after the death of that high monk, he set up a realm of his own and moved the Jinguang Temple over, so ordinary people in the outside world don't know where the Jinguang Temple is at all." ”

"Tut-tut, it turns out that in the classics of the master's sect, those miscellaneous anecdotes are true. Jia Daochang sighed with emotion while releasing the water: "This is a great supernatural power." ”

"It proves that this Jinguang Temple is still a bit of a Tao!" Chen Pifu nodded, and suddenly asked Lao Jia: "What benefits did you get just now?"

"Hehe, poor Dao just inquired about some interesting facts and gossip about Jinshan Temple, and by the way, let him tell me some things to pay attention to, and then got a skill scroll, hey, that stone Buddha is really poor and smoking, and there is really no oil and water. ”

"That stone Buddha told you the precautions?" Ye Yun suddenly felt a little moved and asked.

"Well, although there are not many, just a few, but after hearing it, Poor Dao was also shocked, this place is by no means a good place. ”

"That's good!" Ye Yun seemed to breathe a sigh of relief: "This information is very important, I once asked those who have participated in the inheritance conference in the past, this Jinguang Temple does have some doorways, those who have participated, it seems that the memories here have been erased, when it comes to Jinguang Temple, they all know, but once they ask about the details, they are all at a loss." ”

"Oh, it sounds a little weird, Lao Ye is such an important thing, why didn't you say it earlier?"

"I'm afraid I'll have said it earlier, you're already on your way back at the moment. Ye Yun rolled his eyes.

"Cut, is my Chen Pifu that kind of person?"

"Isn't it?"

"How is it possible?" Chen Pifu looked righteous and awe-inspiring, and said very seriously: "Even if you say it now, I plan to slip away." I'm a father now, life is very precious, fat, the wind is tight, and it's nonsense. ”

"Vomit...... Boss, let me slow down. ”

"You haven't vomited yet, haven't you just been teleported once, it's like you're pregnant, you said you can do anything other than eat?"

"Boss, don't you think it was a bump just now? I think it must have been intentional by the stone Buddha. ”

"I don't think so, I just felt very stable, and it was soft and comfortable. ”

"That's right! Poor Dao also feels the same way. ”

"Gross!" Wang Fatzi glared at Lao Jia fiercely, his face full of grievances: "It turns out that it was the two of you who stepped on me just now." ”

"......" Chen Pifu and Lao Jia glanced at each other, and quickly changed the topic: "Ahem, cough, that, Lao Jia, take out that sheepskin scroll and show it to everyone, what kind of skill it is." ”

"Good drop!" Lao Jia hurriedly took out the sheepskin scroll from his arms, spread it out and took a look, only to see that there were three big characters written on the scroll: Earth Escape Technique.

"What the hell, it looks like the name is used by fat people. Chen Pifu glanced at it and said.

"Hmm!" Ye Yun nodded and said: "It should be a kind of escape technique, a life-saving skill, and the practicality is very high." Very good skill. ”

"Okay, I should compensate you for the cushion you just had!" Lao Jia casually threw the "Earth Escape Technique" to Wang Fatzi.

When the fat man received the scroll, he immediately became happy, with a cute smile on his face.

"Okay, it's not too early, in this wilderness, you can't find a village in front of you, you can't find a store in the back, let's go on the road, and strive to find Jinguang Temple before dark." ”

"Okay!" Wang Fatzi got the benefit, and he was full of motivation all of a sudden, and took the initiative to carry Lao Jia's burlap bag.

"Da Zhuang, you open the way ahead!!" Chen Pifu ordered.

"Yes, boss. ”

…………………………………

The group suddenly set up a formation, Da Zhuang was in front, Lao Jia was second, Chen Pifu was in the center, Wang Fatzi was second, and Ye Yun was behind. The group walked slowly in the forest, cautiously.

As a result, it was not half an hour before everyone was hungry. There's no way, I got out of the car and climbed seven mountains in a row, not to mention Lao Jia, even Chen Pifu, who has the strongest physical qualifications, can't hold it anymore.

"Chen Daoyou, I really can't walk, I'm so hungry. Lao Jia leaned against a big tree and shouted out of breath.

"Look, boss, what's that?" the fat man shouted excitedly.

Chen Pifu and the others hurriedly looked over, only to see a sturdy, divine sika deer walking in the forest, from time to time bowing his head to eat a few mouthfuls of grass, and occasionally using the antlers to rub against the big tree beside him. When he saw the crowd, he was not flustered, and he did not seem to be afraid of the living at all.

"Haha! There is nowhere to find the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get them!" Chen Pifu said, "I haven't tasted this kind of game for a long time." ”

"Woo woo, boss, wait a minute, you're going to split my leg. Wang Fatzi's saliva has been gushing out wildly.

"Hehe, Chen Daoyou, that pair of deer antler velvets belongs to me, this is a good thing for aphrodisiac. ”

"Da Zhuang, do you have a bow?" Chen Pifu shouted.

"No, boss, you said that you came to the meeting, ate and lived, and didn't need to bring it. ”

"Ha, it's okay, then let me show you a hand, let you see, what is called entering the sea to capture the raptor, going up the mountain to catch the buck. Chen Pifu said confidently. Then he kicked his legs violently and pounced on the sika deer.

Chen Pifu's body was like a cheetah, and he instantly appeared beside the deer, his hands stretched out with lightning and tightly locked the opponent's neck, just trying to put it down. I felt a sharp pain in my jaw, and the whole person flew up directly and fell heavily to the ground.

The crowd rubbed their eyes and looked around. I saw the sika deer landing on the ground with both legs on the ground, hunched back, and a standard left hook move.

After the sika deer flew Chen Pifu, he put down his forelimbs, shook his head, and shook a sentence disdainfully: "Idiot!"

I saw that the sika deer took graceful steps, the antlers on the top of the head, blooming with dazzling colorful glow, easily knocked down the three big trees, and walked away with a disdainful face.

"Boom, boom!"

The trees slowly fell, kicking up puffs of dust and smoke, and scaring away countless birds.

Everyone was confused.

Chen Pifu rubbed his chin that was a little sour, stared at the distant back, and scolded: "Your uncle, there is a kind of don't run, and fight with Lao Tzu for three hundred rounds." ”

"Boom!" A big tree hugged by two people was picked up by the sika deer with its antlers and smashed directly over.

Chen Pifu's series of difficult dodge moves, uh, that is, the dog gnawed the mud + the lazy donkey rolled + the dog gnawed the mud + the lazy donkey rolled again...... Finally dodged the blow.

"Hmph!" the sika deer snorted defiantly, stepped lightly on the iron hooves, and calmly disappeared into the forest.

Chen Pifu got up, lit a cigarette for himself first, suppressed his shock, and said slowly: "What's the matter, even the deer in this place is so arrogant, it's really not ordinary weird." ”

"Hmm!" everyone agreed, nodding their heads slightly.