Chapter 158: Robbery
In the dense forest, everyone moved forward more cautiously.
Chen Pifu's experience told everyone that this place is not an ordinary danger, according to Ye Yun's analysis, that sika deer can speak out, at least silver-level strength. You must know that among the demon beasts, black iron opens the spiritual wisdom, bronze cultivates on its own, silver speaks out people's words, and gold completely transforms. So the deer started with silver and gold went up.
You must know that this is a forest, according to common sense, the deer is definitely the bottom of the food chain in the forest, if a tiger emerges at this time, or a demon beast such as a leopard, then your group of people will directly explain here, it's really difficult to be careless.
"Boss, look!" the fat man suddenly exclaimed again.
Everyone looked again, and saw a fat rabbit, squatting there, looking at everyone curiously.
This time, Chen Pifu obviously eats a trench and grows wise. Quietly walking in front of the rabbit, he asked softly, "Excuse me, are you a rabbit demon?"
"Whew!" the rabbit stood up with a pair of long ears and big eyes blinking, looking at Chen Pifu.
"Haha, Brother Rabbit, we are here to participate in the Jinguang Temple Inheritance Conference, passing by here, there is no other meaning, just lost, how to get to Jinguang Temple, can Brother Rabbit give me some pointers?"
"Whew!" the rabbit sneezed softly.
"Brother Rabbit, give a face, walk the rivers and lakes, what you talk about is a fateful word, everyone makes a friend. ”
After a long time, the rabbit still didn't say a word, just looked at Chen Pifu silently.
"Whew!" Chen Pifu breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It doesn't seem to be a demon beast." Then he directly grabbed the rabbit's ears and said, "Brother Rabbit, I'm offended." ”
Chen Pifu stuffed the rabbit directly into Lao Jia's burlap bag, and everyone gained a lot through this method, and within half an hour, three rabbits and one pheasant were caught.
Everyone found a stream, and Da Zhuang used a knife, killed rabbits and chickens, and cleaned them. Lao Jia and Wang Fatzi brought a pile of firewood, and Ye Yun was responsible for lighting the fire.
After a lot of effort, the aroma of barbecue slowly spread.
The golden grease slowly dripped on the firewood, making a "zing" sound, which made people have a great appetite, and the rich fragrance slowly rushed into the nasal cavity, making people salivate.
Lao Jia took out the spices from the burlap bag, skillfully sprinkled on it, and the fat man on the side swallowed his saliva vigorously, you must know that this is a pure natural, pollution-free game, in the memory of the fat man, at least more than ten years have not tasted, naturally I am looking forward to it.
Half an hour later, the roast was finally cooked. Wang Fatzi couldn't wait to tear off a pheasant leg, regardless of the heat, and was about to stuff it into his mouth, when he heard a loud cry behind him.
"Dare to barbecue on Master Xiong's territory, grandma drop, you have a big deal!"
"......" Everyone turned their heads to look, only to see that behind the big tree behind the fat man Wang, two black bears with a body size of more than three meters suddenly jumped out, both black bears had a golden dangling chain around their necks, and a sign was hung on the chain, and the two bears had a simple grass skirt around their waists, and they were carrying a bright big knife in their hands.
The black bear on the left shouted: "I drove this road, I planted this tree, if you want to live from now on, hehe, stay and buy road money!"
The black bear on the right seems to stutter a little: "Hit ...... Beat...... Beat...... Robbery!IC...... IP…… IQ card, tell me the password. ”
Everyone seems to be a little numb to some unbelievable things in this forest, and they are all at a loss, and Wang Fatzi only has chicken legs in his eyes, and he subconsciously stuffs the chicken legs into his mouth when he has nothing else.
At this time, the black bear on the left immediately became anxious and roared angrily: "Put it down! Put it down for Lao Tzu! Put down the chicken leg for Lao Tzu!"
A loud shout, like a thunderclap roaring. Wang Fatzi was so frightened that he shivered directly, and there were waves on his chest.
The black bear on the right suddenly lit up, and the ghost head knife stabbed the black bear next to him in the ass.
"What are you doing?" asked the black bear on the left.
"Big ...... Big brother, wait a minute, I'll ...... I'm going to rob ...... Robbery. ”
The black bear on the left was suddenly a little confused, rubbed his eyes desperately, rubbed out a ball of eye feces, carefully looked at Chen Pifu and the others, and asked uncertainly: "Second brother, whose color do you want to rob?"
"Hey, hey, hey!" The black bear on the right pointed to Wang Fatzi and said, "This ...... This one...... Plump. ”
"Goo!" the fat man swallowed a mouthful of saliva, his face turned pale with fright, and he immediately put the chicken leg back, covering his chest tightly with his hands.
The black bear on the left looked at Wang Fatzi carefully, and then turned around and slapped the black bear on the right: "That's a man, you fool." ”
The black bear on the right is full of disbelief: "Male...... Then why is the chest bigger than the ninth sister's?"
"Maybe it's developmental. The black bear on the left thought carefully for a while, and then roared at Chen Pifu and others: "Hold your head in your hands, lie on the ground, don't resist, hand over all the valuable things, and then point to the gold medal on your neck, take out your mobile phone, scan my QR code, and turn the money around." ”
"......" The black line at the end of everyone, the current robbers are too professional.
Seeing that everyone didn't react, the black bear on the left said with a hideous face: "Be quick, Master Xiong's ghost head knife is not vegetarian." ”
At this time, Chen Pifu suddenly asked: "The two gold-level big brothers, can you show mercy to your subordinates and give them a way to live?"
Before the black bear on the left could speak, the black bear on the right said honestly: "Status...... Degree...... Putting the end ...... Be right, and resisting will only make you more ...... More hurt. I...... We're not at Gold yet. ”
"Oh!" Chen Pifu and Lao Jia smiled cheaply: "It turned out to be two silver-level younger brothers." ”
…………………… Ten minutes later.
"Woo woo!" The two black bears with blue noses and swollen faces hugged each other tightly, their faces full of horror: "Don't ...... Don't come here, I'm going to scream. ”
"Hmph, you just scream to cut your throat, no one will come to save you in this wilderness!"
Chen Pifu carried the ghost head knife and smiled maliciously: "Just two silver-level black bears, dare to come over and rob, are you stupid?" ”
"Woo woo!" The black bear on the left wiped his tears and snorted: "Generally, those who are teleported to this area are rookies who have offended the strength of the stone Buddha, and Mr. Lu also said just now, there are a few weak chickens here, and our brothers feel that they can finally open today when they hear that they are weak chickens. Now when I go back, Ma Ma doesn't know us!"
The black bear on the right stopped in front of his brother, with a straight face: "Let it go...... Leave my brother alone, or ...... You guys...... Disaster...... My color?"
Jia Daochang rolled his eyes: "We are not as heavy as you, hurry up and hand over the money." ”
The black bear on the left is obviously single, and his hands are spread out: "Our brothers have no money." ”
"No money?" Wang Fatzi pit the chicken leg, and his fierce light was exposed: "No money? Hehe, I haven't eaten bear paws for a long time, tsk, this bear skin is also a high-quality fur, it seems to be very good." ”
Lao Jia also stared at the black bear's crotch with a glowing face: "The price of the bear whip seems to be quite high." ”
The black bear shuddered and shouted, "You can't kill us." ”
"Why?"
The black bear pointed to the sign around his neck: "We are protected!"
Chen Pifu dragged the sign, turned it over and looked at it, only to see that it was written: Jinguang Temple first-class protected animal, bear big. Dear, you can't hunt it, the consequences are very serious. -- Jinguang Temple City Management Protector Team Xuan.
Wang Fatzi hurriedly dragged another black bear with some stuttering, opened its sign, and wrote: Jinguang Temple first-class protected animal, bear two. Dear, you can't hunt it, the consequences are very serious. -- Jinguang Temple City Management Protector Team Xuan.
"What do you mean?" Wang Fatzi looked at the sign and asked, "You are pets in captivity in Jinguang Temple?"
"No!" Xiong Da and Xiong Er shook their heads when they heard this.
"Then why does the Golden Light Temple want to protect you?"
"We pay the protection fee on time every month, so Jinguang Temple will cover us, plus our performance throughout the year is good, this time Jinguang Temple gave us a place, and handed over this area to our brothers, so that we can rob the guests, by the way, make some extra money, and subsidize the family. ”
"Oh, yes, you still have money to pay protection money, which proves that you are very wealthy!" Chen Pifu squinted his eyes and asked with bad intentions.
"Woo woo, where did we get the money, we usually bully some little demons, occupy some fruit gardens, let those little demons help us collect, and then hand them over to Jinguang Temple, after all, they spend most of their time practicing, this kind of dirty work is tiring, there is always someone to do, isn't it?"
"Oh, that's right. Chen Pifu suddenly realized: "There is another question, will it be too much for you to rob the people who came to participate in the inheritance conference so blatantly?"
Xiong Da glanced at Chen Pifu: "It's the first time you guys are here!"
"Well, how do you say that?"
"Here in Jinshan Temple, robbery is commonplace, if you are robbed, it can only prove that you are not strong, or you have no relationship with the Buddha. Just if you don't pass the test of getting started. ”
"Can this be?
"Yes, so what? This is the territory of Jinguang Temple, they have a complaint and a fart, the official doesn't care, what waves can they make. ”
"Oh, I see! Last question, where is the Golden Light Temple?"
When Xiong Da heard this, he hurriedly took out something similar to a compass from his grass skirt, handed it to Chen Pifu honestly, and said respectfully: "Good man, as long as you follow the direction of this red pointer, you can find Jinguang Temple." ”
"Hey, you're quite well prepared?" said Old Jiazan.
"Hehe, after all, everyone came out to rob and just ask for money, in case of robbing you, it is impossible for you to starve to death in the forest, right, so we will send a guiding needle to ensure that you can find Jinguang Temple." ”
"Okay, for the sake of you and the bottom line, I'll let you go this time. Chen Pifu nodded: "But my daughter still likes to eat fruits, do you know what I mean?"
"Understood! understood!" Xiong Da nodded desperately: "Thank you for the mercy of the heroes, when our brothers go back, we must prepare a batch of high-quality rare fruits, and when the time comes, when you go back, we will send them to you." ”
"Really?"
"Of course, we're the black bears, and that's famous. The bear thumped his chest.
Chen Pifu stared at Xiong Da's eyes tightly, as if judging the truth of his words, and finally nodded slowly: "Okay, I'll believe you once, you can go." ”
"Okay, guys, goodbye. Xiong Da hugged Xiong Er, and the two bears staggered towards the forest. After getting out of the sight of Chen Pifu and others, Xiong Da breathed a sigh of relief, patted his chest and said: "Damn, this time it was really capsized in the gutter, and I was beaten in vain, and I didn't catch anything." ”
"Woo, big ...... Big brother, are we really going to get them fruit?"
"Stupid, are you stupid? Now that we've all run out, do you still need to care about them? They can still catch us in this forest. ”
"Oh, what are we going to do now, I'm so hungry. ”
"Let's see if there are any fat sheep nearby, and try to do a good job. This time we were too careless, wait for me to call the leopard, it's a big deal. ”
"Good drop, big ...... Elder brother...... I...... I just want to rob ...... it!"
"......" Xiong Da hugged Xiong Er tightly: "Don't worry, big brother will let you realize your dreams." ”
"Woo woo, good big brother. ”
"Woo woo, good second brother. ”
The two black bears hugged each other tightly and cried emotionally.
After everyone swept away the barbecue, Chen Pifu threw away the guiding needle in his hand and said, "Let's go, let's see what kind of sacredness this Jinguang Temple is?"