It was Fu Shubao's turn, and after reading the question card, Internet celebrity Xiao Youyou asked with a smile: "Fu Bao, we are very curious, how do you know how to deliver with a sow? Is this the secret skill of rural people?"

Fu Shubao's heart that had been hanging was put down, and he asked these things. He smiled with white teeth and big black eyes: "I usually talk to them when I pass by, and gradually it seems that I can communicate simply." ”

Xiao Youyou took a step back, wrinkled her nose and said, "Huh, isn't it dirty and smelly?"

Fu Shubao shook his head with a smile: "No, the fat mother in the clip was delivered by me, and I watched it grow up!"

Xiao Youyou's voice was raised: "You also delivered the baby?"

Fu Shubao was a little proud, who in Toushan Village didn't say that I was a midwife, and even other villages came to ask me for help! He smiled and said: "Yes! I handle all the existing sows in my hometown." ”

The audience burst into laughter, Xiao Youyou bent over and laughed, and the host was also covering her mouth and snickering. Fu Shubao didn't understand what they were laughing at, was it ridiculous to deliver a sow? It was a little life! It was worth laughing and laughing again? He looked at the audience, some people looked disgusted, some people were full of contempt, and some people were sneering and laughing, all of them were unkind faces.

Brother Wan couldn't hold back a laugh and said, "The continuation of life is a multi-divine thing, and we should give Fu Bao applause!"

Uncle Fu pursed his lips and stood in the center of the stage, a deep wine vortex sunk on his face.

Someone in the audience shouted,

"He helped with the continuation?"

"Not taboo?"

"Is this legal? haha!"

There was another burst of laughter, Fu Shubao He had encountered such a situation, and the people around him had always been simple and simple. You don't know each other, and I haven't offended you, can I make fun of others?

Fu Shubao instinctively looked for Sophie in the audience, she was staring at herself, with worry on her face and seemed a little unbearable.

Sophie looked away and walked towards Omori in a huff.

Fu Shubao had no choice but to retract his gaze, feeling uncomfortable, angry, aggrieved, resentful, and panicked... There was everything, and the thought of leaving the sleeves flashed through his mind, and was soon replaced by a pair of swaying amber eyes.

Fu Shubao changed his breath a few times, swallowed heavily, and raised his eyes again when his eyes were steady.

He raised his voice and said, "Thank you for your laughter and support!" After speaking, he bowed deeply, the laughter in his ears continued, and he tightened~ chewed the gum, forcing himself to shut down all the annoying sounds.

In the end, Brother Wan came out to finish the game and continued to ask questions. Fu Shubao stood back in his position, swept the audience and saw no trace of Sophie.

The show ended in a noisy scene, Fu Shubao stepped down with the team, and met the eyes of other drill men, more or less with a sense of contempt, he stared at the carpet and only went his own way.

Passing by the hotel lobby, Fu Shubao slowed down and looked at the swimming fish in the fountain. He felt like a grass carp that had fallen into a pool by mistake, and he was asked to avoid rockeries and rocks wherever he swam, and he was even more incompatible with the koi fish in the pond.

Jiang Yang stepped forward to put his arm around him and said briskly, "Hey, do you want to take a commemorative photo?"

Fu Shubao shook his head, and the excitement he had just arrived at the hotel was swept away.

Peng Jie pushed Fu Shubao: "Go quickly! I'll get in the car after you finish shooting." ”

Peng Jie retreated to Jiang Yang's side, two hands on the corners of his mouth: "Laugh!"

Uncle Fu tried his best to pull his mouth.

"Come On! Signature smile, 1, 2, 3, cheese!" Jiang Yang said, holding up his phone.

Knowing Jiang Yang and Peng Jie's kindness, Fu Shubao relaxed the corners of his mouth, but he couldn't laugh.

After taking turns taking photos for Fu Shubao and Peng Jie, Jiangyang La Axiang helped the three take a group photo.

Ah Xiang counted: "1, 2, 3!"

Jiang Yang and Peng Jie stood on both sides of Fu Shubao, exchanged glances, and when they counted to three, they pulled Fu Shubao's face from left to right, and he grinned in pain.

The two naughty boys succeeded in their treacherous plan and laughed loudly. Fu Shubao fought back and twisted the ears of the two, and replaced them with Jiang Yang and Peng Jie grinning.

"Ka Click, Click, Click......" Ah Xiang pressed the continuous shooting and recorded the imprint of the big boy's playful playfulness.

******

Until the TV station was disbanded, Fu Shubao didn't see Sophie again, and was about to be scolded by her, but in the end there was no one, and somehow his heart was empty.

Back at the hotel, Uncle Fu quietly thought about it, the people who made fun of me today just didn't know about rural life, or maybe in the eyes of urban people, it was really ridiculous to deliver a pig mother, and it could only be said that everyone's living environment was different.

Uncle Fu opened the photos from Jiang Yang, picked out two and sent them to Teacher Xiaoyun, asked her to show them to her mother, thought about it with her mobile phone, and decided to apologize to Miss Feifei. Either way, I'm really bad today.

Sophie clicked on the edited clip of 'begging for a hug' in the office, and the mobile phone message prompted that Fu Shubao had sent a sentence of 'I'm sorry' with five exclamation marks attached, and I could imagine the silliness when he said sorry.

Sophie typed: "I said that if you stand on the stage, don't lose your share, you are losing your own face..."

The computer just turned to the picture of Uncle Fu being scolded for being perverted ~ and thrown into his underwear when he begged for a hug. Sophie didn't think it was funny, but her heart was a little blocked, and when she heard the passage where he helped the lost grandmother and was hugged and thanked by the grandmother's family, her heart couldn't help but feel a little relieved. This is the real Fu Shubao, enthusiastic, sincere, simple and silly.

Sophie knocked on her head, what kind of mess she wanted, what kind of person he had to do with me, and it was the royal way to bring out the topic and attract repercussions.

******

The late work of the first episode of "Drill Man" is in full swing, and many drill men are also dizzy about the live broadcast. Group C drilled the man nested in Fu Shubao's small guest room, Fu Shubao and Jiang Yang sat on the bed, the toilet door was wide open, Peng Jie sat on the toilet lid, and the three of them were meditating on their cheeks.

"I'm good at hip-hop dancing, you don't understand, I can sing, and you can only sing a few songs. I also want a red song to sing, an English song to sing, a chicken to a duck, alas!" Peng Jie stood up irritably and said to Jiang Yang, "It's your turn." ”

Changing Jiang Yang to sit on the toilet seat, he sat for a while, wrinkled his brows and said, "Peng Jie, are you playing tricks on me? ”

"Aren't I squatting too? Peng Jie retorted, thought about it and said, "Are we not sincere enough?

"Push the switch? "Jiang Yang is funny.

Fu Shubao suddenly stood up and raised his hand: "Wait for me to come!" After speaking, he went to pull Jiangyang out and closed the toilet door with a "bang".

"Crackling... Crackling..."

"Wow! Uncle Bao really has a switch button, and he pulls it when he says it. Jiang Yang covered his nose.

"Or an emergency twist..."Peng Jie choked and glanced at Jiang Yang,

The two of them had a spirit in their hearts, and shouted in unison: "Retreat!"

Flashing out of the room, Peng Zhuo wiped his sweat: "I almost forgot to retreat." ”

"I'll go to my house next time! Jiang Yang closed the door.

The hotel room is very small, with only one air window, and the toilet has no exhaust fan. The last time they got together, they were very agreeable, one person pooped, and the other evacuated.

"Your house is so far away and there is no bus, so I don't want to ride a bicycle for an hour. Peng Jie leaned against the wall and raised his chin, "Let's go to my room first!"

"No! Your room is messy and smelly. Jiang Yang shook his head vigorously. That day, the people of Jiangyang had three urgencies, and it happened that Uncle Fu occupied the toilet, so he borrowed Peng Jie's room, and his room was even more messy than a dog kennel.

"I'll learn your concept of environmental protection and try to do as little laundry as possible!"

"Environmental protection does not mean dirty, how many times do you want me to say it..."

"One, two, three, four... Twenty-two. Peng Jie interrupted, as soon as Jiang Yang talked about environmental protection, he was like a river, endless.

"Correction! is twenty-three times. Uncle Fu opened the door.

Peng Jie pointed out: "It seems that the pit plan is still somewhat effective, at least twenty-three times." ”

"Bull Shit! Jiang Yang snorted.

"Hey, "Shaolin Football" or "God of Food" said, don't believe it!" Peng Jie was not angry.

"I've watched "Shaolin Football", but I didn't notice the pit plan, I only remember Stephen Chow singing "Shaolin Kung Fu is Good", laughing so much that my stomach hurts. Fu Shubao laughed as he spoke.

Peng Jie shook his head and hummed: "Shaolin kung fu is good!

"That's great! I'm an iron head..."Fu Shubao sang along.

"What the hell is this! Isn't it 'California Dreaming'?" Jiang Yang said, the two neurotics, not knowing what they were singing!

"Well, you know this song too?" Peng Jie's eyes lit up, "Sing it and listen to it." ”

"California dreaming, lalala, on such a winter's day, lalala..."Jiang Yang waved his hand, "I forgot the word!"

Peng Jie suddenly patted his head: "Don't you give me a good idea for a live broadcast?"