Chen Pifu looked at his mobile phone, and he was really a little excited in his heart. You must know that the most elderly dick man has long been accustomed to the indifference of the world. In the face of this dog's life, I have long been able to do it. But there are always a few things that can make his heart throb a little, for example: on WeChat, a young girl takes the initiative to tease you, on the street, a sexy young woman takes the initiative to take care of you, on the phone, the goddess you have been kneeling and licking, takes the initiative to ask you to meet, eat, go shopping or open a room......

At this moment, Chen Pifu was a little excited. I saw a netizen named Lavender on WeChat who sent him a message.

Lavender: Uncle, what have you been up to lately?

Chen Pifu: What's the matter, girl, miss me.

Lavender: Oh, uncle, can you be serious?

Chen Pifu: I've always been very serious, hehe, Xiao Min'er hasn't seen me for a long time, when will I give my uncle a hug.

Lavender: Uncle, you're wandering again, and I'll ignore you like this again.

Chen Pifu: Okay, okay, let's say, suddenly find me, what's the matter?

Lavender: That's right, uncle, I heard from my uncle that you recently opened a detective agency?

Chen Pifu: Yes.

Lavender: My best friend seems to be in trouble lately.

Chen Pifu: Hehe, don't panic, if you have trouble, please ask Uncle Pifu to help.

Lavender: Oh, people are dying now, can you not be skinned.

Chen Pifu: Okay, leader, what are your instructions?

Lavender: I can't say anything on the phone, or I'll call her out tomorrow and we'll meet and talk.

Chen Pifu: Okay, where can I see you?

Lavender: There's a KFC in Times Square, uncle, do you know?

Chen Pifu: Yes.

Lavender: Then it's three o'clock this afternoon, see you there.

Chen Pifu: Okay.

Wang Fatzi and Jia Daochang on the side saw Chen Pifu smiling and hurriedly came up.

Wang Fatzi asked curiously, "Boss, who is this lavender?"

"It's Lao Jin's niece, your sister Min'er. ”

"Wow, Chen Daoyou, you are old, even a little girl will not let go, you are really a beast. ”

"Fart, where did you see me molesting her? ”

After reading the chat record very carefully, Wang Fatzi on the side nodded and added, "Scumbag." ”

"......" A gust of cold wind blew inexplicably.

After more than ten seconds, the indoor temperature dropped significantly by several degrees.

Mr. Zhu looked at it, didn't say a word, turned around and crawled into the painting.

Da Zhuang also seemed to remember something, put on his apron, and went to the kitchen to prepare lunch.

Wang Fatzi hugged the balls and went to bask in the sun.

Jia Daochang also followed.

Chen Pifu was left alone, standing there, feeling a chill inexplicably.

Chen Pifu couldn't help but shudder and muttered to himself, "What the hell, why did it suddenly become so cold?"

And then...... It's even colder.

...................

In July in Tokai City, it was as hot as a stove, and there were very few pedestrians on the streets, and occasionally a few stray dogs were lying in the shade, sticking out their long tongues.

Ye Yun has been busy with meetings in the bureau recently, and it is said that the scientific research department has researched a batch of new equipment, which is in the testing stage, and Ye Yun wants to get a batch to come over and equip everyone. In Ye Yun's words: The staff in the store now seem to be strong and strong, but when it comes to fighting, they are definitely old, weak, young and disabled.

For this reason, Chen Pifu and others fought for a long time, and finally came to the conclusion: young must refer to Dandan. Weak, it should be Wang Fatzi, disabled, of course, it belongs to our congenital kidney deficiency Jia Daochang, as for the old man, it is counted on Chen Pifu's head. The four of them are shameless, and they are called F4 of the detective agency.

Because Da Zhuang wanted to see the store and prepare dinner by the way, this time, when he went to KFC for an appointment, the detective agency decisively launched the F4 combination of "old, weak, and young".

Chen Pifu wore a white short-sleeved shirt on his upper body and a pair of cropped jeans on his lower body today, and the whole person looked more casual.

Fat Wang wore a pair of oversized suspenders, and the balls happened to be stuffed in the pocket of Fat Wang's belly.

Jia Daochang wore a fancy shirt on his upper body, an even more fancy pair of beach pants on his lower body, a pair of flip-flops on his feet, and a pair of sunglasses.

Chen Pifu looked at Lao Jia's dress and disgusted: "Lao Jia, why are you dressed like a Hawaiian prostitute?"

"Damn, Chen Daoyou, you're already outdated. This is the trend of this year. ”

Chen Pifu was amazed: "Lao Jia, you are definitely a strange person in the clothing industry, how come other people's trendy models have become obscene when they come to you?"

"Damn, how can you ordinary people understand the coquettishness of the poor road?"

"Okay, your body bones, can you still make a fuss?" Wang Fatzi also mended the knife on the side: "If you make a fuss again, we will really burn you in two days." ”

"Fart, the poor road is the reincarnation of Da Luo Jinxian, and the famous golden gun does not fall. ”

"Okay, if Da Luo Jinxian knew that you insulted him like this, he would definitely go down to earth and kill you. Chen Pifu said as he pushed open the door of KFC.

A cool breeze suddenly poured out of the store, which made the group feel refreshed.

"Uncle, here, here. ”

When Chen Pifu heard the reputation, he saw Jin Min waving at him not far away.

Chen Pifu smiled and waved his hand, and walked over with everyone.

Jin Min is wearing a very cute today, a snow-white T-shirt printed with a rogue rabbit, light blue cropped jeans, and a pair of snow-white sneakers, the whole person looks very young and energetic.

And the best friend next to her is dressed more maturely. Dressed in a black suspender skirt, she looks definitely among the ranks of beauties, but her spirit is obviously sluggish, thick dark circles, and dull eyes, giving people a tiredness that seems to have not slept for a long time.

Chen Pifu showed a wicked smile on his face and said hello: "Oops, I haven't seen you for a while, Xiao Min'er seems to have grown up again." ”

"Hmph, uncle, of course people ......" Before Jin Min finished speaking, he saw the position of Chen Pifu's paused eyes, and suddenly blushed and stomped his feet: "Uncle, why do you play hooligan as soon as you meet? Where are you looking?"

"Haha, how can there be!" Chen Pifu laughed: "By the way, if you want to eat something, Uncle has a treat today, although it is open to eat." ”

"I'll just order a strawberry sundae. ”

"Where's your girlfriend?"

"She doesn't. ”

"Okay!" Chen Pifu ordered Wang Fatzi: "You and Lao Jia go to buy a sundae, remember the strawberry flavor, and you can order the rest by yourself what you want." ”

"Understood!" Wang Fatzi dragged Lao Jia, took the balls, and ran directly towards the sales window of KFC.

A group of kung fu, three people brought five family buckets.

Jin Min saw Dandan, and his face was full of curiosity: "Wow, what a cute little baby, uncle, whose child is this?"

Chen Pifu picked up a bucket of the whole family and handed it to Dandan, who clapped his little fat hand excitedly and shouted in his mouth: "Dad, Dad, Dad." ”

"Ah, uncle, is this your son?" Jin Min seemed to have a little loss on his face.

"How could it be. Chen Pifu shook his head: "This is the son of a fat man." ”

"Then why does he call you Daddy?"

"Uh, this kid, whoever you catch is called Dad!" Chen Pifu picked up Dandan, faced Wang Fatzi, and said to Dandan: "Call someone." ”

"Daddy, Daddy!"

Then he pointed him at Jia Daochang and said, "Call someone." ”

"Daddy, Daddy!"

Then he faced the family bucket on the table: "Call someone." ”

"Daddy, Daddy!"

"Did you see it!" Chen Pifu threw the balls to Wang Fatzi and looked at Jin Min and said.

"Wow, that's cute. Jin Min's big eyes are full of little stars.

"Haha, if you like it, I can help you. ”

"Help me?

"Hehe, let's have one together, man, you always have to pay more, and if you suffer, you will suffer a loss, it doesn't matter. Chen Pifu looked generous.

"Hmph, uncle, you old rascal, bullying me again. ”

"Hahaha!" Chen Pifu laughed proudly, not to mention, teasing the little girl is really not an ordinary enjoyment, it is really a very comfortable mood.

The joke is over, and it's time to get down to business. Chen Pifu asked softly, "Girl, tell me, what do you need me to do?"

"Don't worry!" Jin Min looked at the balls that were gobbling up, and said with a smile: "You guys eat first, and we'll talk about it when we're done." ”

"Okay!" Chen Pifu nodded, joining the ranks of gobbling up.

Half an hour later, five buckets of the family had been wiped out. The three of them and one baby stood on their seats with satisfied faces.

"Giggle!" Kim Min seemed to be very happy watching from the sidelines.

"Alright, stop giggling, get down to business, girl. ”

"Oh!" Jin Min nodded and pointed to the depressed girl beside him: "Uncle, this is my best friend." Liz. I think she's been in trouble lately. ”

"Evil?" Chen Pifu nodded and greeted Xiaoli: "Hello, Xiaoli, I am Jin Min's friend, my name is Chen Pifu." ”

As a result, Xiaoli suddenly spoke amazingly.

I saw Xiaoli, looking at Chen Pifu, and said very seriously: "I'm a chicken." ”

"....." the crowd.

The atmosphere suddenly fell into a slightly eerie silence.

"Haha!" Chen Pifu smiled a little embarrassedly: "I can't imagine that current college students are so open." Girl, your girlfriend seems to be very honest. ”

Xiaoli emphasized again with a serious face: "I am really a chicken." ”

"......" The fat man wiped his lips full of fat and nodded: "I can see it! So what? Do I want to give you an award?"

Xiaoli looked at Wang Fatzi and said seriously: "I am a chicken." ”

"Huh!" Wang Fatzi suddenly became interested and asked, "What is your occupation?"

"I'm a chicken. ”

"What is your dream?"

"I'm a chicken. ”

"......" Chen Pifu glanced at Jin Min: "Girl, your girlfriend is not evil like this." ”

"That's?"

"It's stupid!"

"......" Jin Min said anxiously: "Uncle, Xiaoli was not like this before, she has a lively and cheerful personality, but she has only recently become like this." ”

At this time, Jia Daochang on the side seemed to think of something, and suddenly interjected and asked, "Is there anything unusual about your girlfriend?"

When Jin Min heard this, she recalled carefully, nodded and said: "Yes, she often has insomnia at night, sometimes she cries, sometimes she talks to herself, and sometimes she even sings. ”

"Singing?" Chen Pifu was stunned for a moment: "Could it be a ghost possession?" Hurriedly and quietly opened the "ghost eye", looked at Xiaoli carefully, and didn't find that there was a ghost, and then glanced at Jin Min, and then ...... The nosebleed came out, so big!

"Uncle, why did you suddenly have a nosebleed?" Jin Min hurriedly handed over the tissue and asked with concern.

"It's okay, it's okay!" Chen Pifu took the tissue and responded with some embarrassment.

"Daoyou, let's go to her school together!" Jia Daochang said on the side.

"Oh, old Jia, what did you find?"

"I'm not sure yet, but Poor Dao has some eyebrows in his heart, and he has to wait until he goes to school to make a conclusion. ”

"Okay, then let's go to the school. ”