The spider looked at Qi Tian and sighed helplessly, these two brothers and sisters, he can't fix it anymore, one always cleans himself up, and the other always has nothing to do with himself, this day can't be lived, but the spider glanced at the handsome girl next to him and instantly forgot about those, although it was said that it was a little loss today, but it was still worth it, and I met such a beautiful beauty.

"Sit tight, I'm going to drive, I'm driving harder, because I like this kind of pleasure more, the spider said to Bai Dajun. ”

"Really, how fast? Take me to float a little, I also like the feeling of galloping, Bai Dajun crossed his beautiful legs and gently stroked his hair. ”

"I'll show you how fast I am, eighty miles in three seconds, the spider straightened her hair and said."

Three seconds? That's really fast, then you hurry up, let me see how fast you are as a real man in three seconds?

Eh..... I said three seconds is not the three seconds, you are a little misunderstood, and don't look at me like that, I have a feeling of overpower, numb, you look at me with this eye, my heart is like a long grass, I want to jump up and step on the accelerator, the spider shuddered and said.

"But I like to look at you like this, let's drive quickly, I can't wait, let me see your driving skills, Bai Dajun said coquettishly. ”

Hey......... No, I can't stand it anymore, this feeling is too uncomfortable, that beauty, can we talk well? I'm also a normal old man, I'm easy to control if you're so neat, the spider rubbed his feverish face and said.

"Haha, okay, I won't tease you, you're really interesting, so unfunny, let's drive quickly. ”

"Okay, hold it, the spider said a word and hung up the reverse gear directly, "hum" a quick reversal of the car, and then directly started in three gears and ran out, with an exclamation from the white army, the two people disappeared into the night in an instant, leaving only a thick car exhaust, whirring black smoke. ”

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Two little brothers, you take this money, buy a box of cigarettes to smoke, thank you today, Qi Tian took out three hundred and handed them to the two young men;

"Young Master Xiaotian... I really don't need to, I don't dare to ask for this money, this is what we should do, you can take it yourself, if Brother Spider sees it, it's time to clean up the two of us, the two young men excused themselves. ”

It's okay, you two just take it, if he dares to clean up the two of you, tell me, I have a way to fix him, take this money quickly, look at the faces of the two of you, blue and purple, just buy some safflower oil, if you two don't want it, how can you play together in the future, saying Qi Tian directly stuffed it into the pocket of one of the young men.

"Then thank you, Young Master Xiaotian. ”

"Thank you, Young Master Xiaotian. ”

Haha, what is there to be thankful for, and ah, don't really call me young master in the future, it sounds too awkward, give me a kind of time back to ancient times, so, you two will also call me Brother Tian in the future, although you two are older than me, it sounds like this, it is much stronger than that young master, it is too ugly, Qi Tian said with a smile.

"Medium, Brother Tian. ”

"Okay, you two should take a taxi back, Brother Spider can't say when he will waste this bag, but don't wait for him, he will not even be able to wear pants. ”

Brother Tian, then the two of us will go first, after speaking, the two young men stopped a taxi, and the two young men were just about to get in the car and turned around and ran to the instant noodle young man and scolded: Stop squinting, dare to beat their idea to see if I don't kill you.

"Haha, don't scare him, you two hurry up, Qi Tian greeted. ”

Brother Tian, then let's go first, you should go back quickly, it's quite late, the two young people got into the taxi and left after speaking.

Brother God, why did you let the two of them go first, it's all at this point, how can it be so easy to take a taxi, we should go first, I have frozen to death a few times, Xiao Meng muttered.

With a "snap", Lei Ye directly slapped a big neck slip on the back of Xiao Meng's neck.

"Damn" Xiao Leizi, what are you doing beating me, did I give you some face, I don't know how thick the sky is?

Can you have a little IQ? People are here to help, don't let people take a taxi first, you still want to grab a taxi, what do you think, think about it with your heels, you have to let people go first, if you really want to go first, then I'll give you a suggestion, you run back from this road, Lei Ye said with horizontal eyes.

"Look at Xiao Lei, you look at yourself again, I really can't say anything about you, really, Xiao Meng, I see that you are very hot now, and your toothache is terrible, hurry up and take off this dress for me tomorrow, what the hell, I don't know which psychiatric hospital you thought you ran out, Qi Tian glanced at Xiao Meng and said. ”

What's wrong with my clothes? Isn't this good? How fashionable, it's just that you don't understand the appreciation, you are not as good as the little dog, he especially understands the appreciation, our aesthetic views are quite the same, isn't it, little dog? Xiao Meng asked at the second dog.

"Ah..... it seems to be, it's really fashionable, that Xiao Meng, I don't call it a puppy, I call it a second dog, don't always call it wrong, how ugly the little dog is, the second dog took a look at his clothes, and he was looking at Xiao Meng's dress, and now he began to doubt his fashion concept a little. ”

Okay, I know, I will call you a second dog in the future, I am sure that I will not call you wrong, Xiao Meng smiled and said.

"You know a poop, look at the few things you wear, wear a Mickey Mouse slippers in the morning, and now where are the whole big leather shoes on the feet, why is there one less shoelace, the big fat leg sweatpants are also paired with a pair of big leather shoes, and you are wearing two different pairs of socks, what do you say you are trying to wear? Hurry up and change it for me tomorrow, it's really embarrassing, Qi Tian pointed to the big leather shoes on Xiao Meng's feet a little frantically. ”

"Hey, it was originally a good match, who let me lose the slippers, these leather shoes are not mine, they were thrown to me by Brother Spider, I can only deal with them and wear them, tomorrow I will change to a pair of Donald Duck's slippers, they are still yellow, what do you see?" Xiao Meng picked his nose and asked. ”

"Donald Duck, do you want to die, brothers, if Xiao Meng is not serious tomorrow, let's pick him up, hang up the telephone pole and let him sober up, I see that your brain is full of spicy strips? ”

"Tut-tut, look at you, get angry at every turn, don't I just say it so casually, I won't really wear it, I'm laughing, can I not understand, Xiao Leizi, Brother God, I see that you have been a little short-tempered recently, you must be less angry, otherwise you are prone to wrinkles, you two don't become old men at a young age." ”

It's best that you're joking, if it's really fun, I'll definitely clean you up, take a taxi back, freeze to death, Qi Tian stood on the side of the horse and looked left and right, why don't you have a car?

"Brother Tian, what time is it, how can it be so easy to take a taxi, I guess we all have to walk back today, don't think about it when you take the car, Xiao Meng whispered. ”

You shut your crow's mouth, okay? Can you say something nice, if you want to walk back, then you can go now, none of us will stop you, Qi Tian kicked Xiao Meng's ass.

"Hey, I'm not talking about the truth, I'm so irritable....."

"Brother Tian, let's go, what is wrong with this kid?" I pointed to the young man with instant noodles on his face. ”

Qi Tian glanced at it: No matter what he is, he is pouting here, who made him not drive well, nothing to pretend to be bad, he has to pretend to be a rich second generation, this time it's okay, pretend to be big, don't do anything in this life, be ready to lose the car.

As soon as Qi Tian finished speaking, he saw two taxis coming, still driving side by side, and the speed was about the same, it seems that the two drivers knew each other, although it was said that it was in the middle of the night, it was a bit dangerous, but who dared to have a bad heart among these more than ten young men, it was easy to be cleaned up.

"Qi Tian beckoned, the taxi stopped, master, to the second middle school, there are more than ten of us here, can you squeeze it, this point is a bit difficult to take a taxi, do you think it's okay?"

The two taxi drivers rolled down the windows and looked, you guys are a bit of a lot, you can squeeze it, but you have to add some money, you have to give me 30 yuan for a car, do you think it's okay?

"Okay, no problem, one car will give you thirty, a few brothers get in the car, freeze to death, Qi Tian greeted and went directly into the co-pilot's position. ”

More than a dozen of us got into two taxis, this guy was crowded, I sat on Li Yuan's lap, Ergouzi sat on Zhang Qi's lap, and Xiao Meng sat on Huzi's lap, so I sat down, otherwise I couldn't fit it at all, that is, it was night, and I didn't check the car, so if it was daytime, it would definitely be checked.

At this time, the young man with instant noodles ran over and knocked on the car window, Qi Tian rolled down the window and glanced at the young man and asked, "What are you doing?"

"No... That's not what you mean, little brother, let me ask, what is the name of the kid who smashed my car just now? Where are you playing? The young man with instant noodles asked. ”

Maybe watching the spiders and them go, this instant noodle young man didn't take our group of elementary school students seriously, and wanted to get something out of our mouths, so that he would have a chance to be a good black hand in the future.

Qi Tian laughed when he heard it: What's the matter, is this to get back to the field?

"That's not it, I just want to smash my car like this, and I have to pay me some money, I can't take out that much money myself, if not, I'll call the police, the instant noodle young man gritted his teeth and said, thinking about how to clean up the spider. ”