"This car is modified by myself, the engines are all new, because I usually like to travel by car, that is, to travel all over the country, I feel that it is very convenient to change, and I have everything in this car, even if I live in it, there is no problem, I am going to get a small bed in a few days, so that when I am tired when I travel by car, I can rest in it, the spider carefully explained it to Bai Dajun, and felt particularly confident in his car, with a proud expression. ”

"Well....then your taste in this modification is really not good, it's not good-looking at all, it looks messy inside, and the space of this car is blind, but the two of us have one thing in common, that is, I also like to travel, but I can't drive, I can't be on the road alone like you, I can only go to the car everywhere, and there is no feeling of being alone at all, Bai Dajun said regretfully. ”

As soon as the spider heard that this was a play, it was all a common hobby, so what are I planning to go to Tibet recently, I feel that my soul is a little dirty, I want to go to the Potala Palace to purify my soul and wash my body, do you like Tibet?

"I like it, of course I like it, I liked Tibet very much when I was young, but I was afraid of altitude sickness, I didn't dare to go by myself, I was afraid of any accidents, Bai Dajun pouted and said cutely. ”

"That's okay, if you don't mind, we can go together, just drive this car, I have enough oxygen cylinders, so you don't have to be afraid, with me by your side, what can I take care of you, and I also have a companion on the road, I won't be so lonely, it's just a little bit bad for a lonely man and a widow, the spider said with a glenled tooth and a glowing eye. ”

Of course I won't mind, what age is this, what can it be, and it's not the feudal time before, what's the matter, do you mind, I don't mind a little girl, you still mind, a big man? Bai Dajun asked indifferently.

"Joke, I mind? Come on, beauty, get in the car and chat, don't stand there, how cold it is, it's warm in our car, it's hot when the warm wind hits, you can't wear a coat, I'm a little hot now, you see this sweat dripping, it's like a sauna, the spider wiped the sweat from his head. ”

"Is it so hot, after saying that, Bai Dajun stepped on his high heels and got into the co-pilot, sitting on the mini sofa, two long legs in cotton stockings crossed together, and the spider glanced at it and almost didn't pop out. ”

My good girl, these thighs are really beautiful, this is too sexy, thin and long, the long legs have to be a meter long, the bust seems to have a C cup, it's really eye-catching, this skin is also white, like a pearl, the spider swallowed saliva and muttered quietly.

"What did you say? Did you say cups? I didn't hear clearly, you say it again, Bai Dajun asked. ”

No, you heard it wrong, I'm not talking about cups, what I just said is that the night is so dark, you are like the jade luminous cup, setting off the beauty of the night, outlining a different kind of landscape, the spider's face is not red or white.

"Giggles" I didn't expect you to be quite literate, what you said is so poetic, although it sounds quite funny, but I like it very much, Bai Dajun covered his mouth and smiled and said, the small voice was as crisp as a wind chime.

Then you see, there must be literary talents, when I was a child, I was often the first in our community, and I would always take it out and announce it, at that time, the people in the community called me the little prince of poetry, I feel that if I lived in ancient times, then there would be nothing Li Bai and Du Fu do, and the poets and poets were all wrapped up by me, and the spider said with a bullish face, he himself was not idle and panicked, and he dared to brag so much before graduating from elementary school.

"You're really shameless, you're still gasping for two words of praise, but I think you can still drive this car? You don't even have a steering wheel, just a wrench there, how can you drive it?"

The spider patted his head when he heard this: Oh my mother, I forgot about it, I was in a hurry to pick up that kid in the back just now, I was a little excited, and I pulled the steering wheel down, where did I throw the steering wheel, I remember that I seemed to have thrown it behind, the spider flipped in the back, and finally found the steering wheel under the seat of his car.

"This... It's okay, the steering wheel has been taken off by you, it's natural enough, but can you still put it on, it's really not okay, I'll get out of the car, I'm a little scared, I'm afraid that something will happen, my mother is still waiting for me at home, I haven't lived enough, Bai Dajun looked at the spider's car and said worriedly. ”

Don't, don't go back, what is this, this is a trivial matter, I will repair the car, a matter of minutes, the spider grabbed Bai Dajun's arm with one hand, and took the wrench on the steering wheel lever with the other hand, and then put the steering wheel up vigorously, twisting the chin and finishing the work.

"What's the matter, hurry up, I'll just say, it's all a small thing, it's hard for me, it's not a problem in front of me, the spider said with a grin. ”

"Okay, even if you win, you are amazing, I will take it, send me home quickly, Bai Dajun glanced at the spider. ”

Outside the car window, we were still waiting there stupidly, one by one was frozen like a dog, one of them had a cigarette in his mouth, his hair began to frost, Zhang Qi and Huzi and several of their hats were also lost, one by one with bare heads, screaming from the cold, and kept rubbing their big bald heads with their hands!!

"Brother Tian, what are they doing in the car, how long has it been, they haven't come out yet, they're going to freeze to death, my brain melon skin is starting to frost, I'm really afraid that I won't be able to grow my hair from the cold, Brother Tian, you go and ask, we are not familiar with Brother Spider, Zhang Qi said with a cigarette in his mouth and covering his big bald head with both hands. ”

"Hey, those two little brothers, you two go and call the spider, hurry up and send us back, this looks like it's tomorrow, and it's not allowed to sleep, Qi Tian greeted the two young men. ”

When the two young men heard this, they hurriedly shook their heads and said: "Young master, we really don't dare to go, if we dare to squeak, it will be over, if we disturb his good things in the past, then we will have to pick our skins, you know what kind of temper Brother Spider has, it's too scary, young master, you just let us go, okay? We still seem to continue to work in the guild hall, and we don't want to lose our jobs.....

"Okay, then don't embarrass the two of you, I said it myself, hehe, and ha, don't call me young master in the future, it sounds so awkward, just call me Xiaotian, anyway, you two are older than me, I don't suffer, Qi Tian smiled and said, what kind of person is a spider Qi Tian himself knows in his heart, that is to say that if he changes his face, he will change his face, and he can't let these two young people lose their jobs because of himself. ”

"But something else, we don't dare to call it that, if this is heard by the boss and the boss, then we must not be chopped up and thrown into the Songhua River, the two young men shook their heads, like rattles. ”

Just as he was talking, there was a "buzz", and the domineering car made a roar, and then a burst of high beams shot out, just shining on Zhang Qi and Huzi's heads, and the scenery was perfect and shiny for a moment, and the four or five big bald heads were illuminated by the high beams and looked brighter, as if they were pulped.

"I'm a god, what is this spider going to do, this is the rhythm of throwing us down, too many are inhumane, Qi Tian scolded and walked to the front of the machine cover, and knocked the machine cover hard. ”

"Di ....... Di ......."

You tick a poop, you hurry up and get me down, Qi Tian patted the lid of the machine and yelled.

"Di ..... Di Di ........."

It may be that the spider sitting in the car didn't hear what Qi Tian said, and muttered twice.

"What's the matter, you're still talking to me, Qi Tian walked directly to the driver's cab and pulled the car door, what are you doing, didn't you see me standing in front of me like this?"

"I saw it, didn't I tell you that I was going to drive, I was thinking about letting you stay out of the way, I'm afraid of running into you, Xiaotian, why are you so ignorant, the spider squeezed his eyes twice at Qi Tian. ”

Oops, I know what you mean, take it, Qi Tian stretched out his hand at the spider.

"What's that? what?" asked the spider, a little confused. ”

Still pretending to be with me, of course it's taking the money, how can we have the money, hurry up, take the money, or we all have to walk back, this cold day, walking to the place where we live will become popsicles, Qi Tian took a breath in his hand.

"Rub, this day, I ran out to help you, I still have all kinds of money, it's a big loss, I knew I wouldn't come, how good it would be for those two animals to come, Xiao God, you must say something good about me to the boss when you go home, don't save money for me, the spider muttered while taking money out of his pocket. ”

Qi Tian glanced at the spider's wallet, there were a lot of hundreds, the spider was counting carefully, Qi Tian went up and snatched the spider's wallet, pulled out a few hundred from it, and then threw the wallet to the spider, turned around and ran.

"Damn, Xiaotian, aren't you authentic, isn't it just a taxi, that is, a matter of dozens of dollars, you actually took five hundred yuan from me, the spider stuck his head out and shouted. ”

Brother Spider, do you care about this little money? Don't you usually say that you are very generous? Why did you become so picky in front of beautiful women today, could it be that what you usually say is false? You can't do this, how can you go on a road trip with beautiful women, Qi Tian smiled and pointed to Bai Dajun who was sitting in the co-pilot seat.

"Hehe........... hehe, aren't I just joking with you, you still take it seriously, even if you take the money and eat some food, it's not enough to ask me, don't be polite, the corners of the spider's mouth twitched when he said these words, and a stiff smile was squeezed out of his face, which was even more ugly than crying......."