Chapter 13: Teasing in the car
Although the windows are open, the carriage is still very stuffy, this is the beginning of September, it is the hotter period of summer, in the crowded carriage, Zhan Taoxian feels that her breathing is a little unsmooth, her little face is flushed, a layer of fine sweat is soaked on her small nose, the carriage is shaking, and her small body is also shaking, and sometimes she accidentally bumps into Xiahou Chun behind her, and she feels that her face is hot and becomes unnatural. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
But Xiahou Chun didn't know these little emotions of Zhan Taoxian, he was thinking about how to live the next few days.
Since he came to this world inexplicably, he became the summoned beast of Zhan Mossie, and was restricted by the damn cute master protector system, which made his life revolve around Zhan Mossy every day, and the damn mood index rule made him often in a state of mental tension, for fear that Zhan Mossy would be in a bad mood, so he thought about the law every day to make Zhan Mossy happy.
With Xiahou Chun's meticulous care and teasing, Zhan Taoxian is probably the happiest woman in the world, Xia Houchun sighed in his heart, it is estimated that he will not be able to return to the earth for a while and a half, so he has to adapt to this world, and the biggest difference between here and the earth is that there is magic here, which means that many things are solved by force.
Xiahou Chun knew that if his strength was weak, he would definitely be treated unfairly, not to mention it, just say that his master, a waste of firewood, if he hadn't suddenly crossed over and exchanged for the Heavenly Furnace Throne Holy Clothes, maybe Zhan Moss Immortal would be bullied by Lin Shishi.
If Zhan Taoxian is bullied, he will be in a bad mood, and if he is in a bad mood, he will have to deduct Xiahou Chun's mood value, and when the time comes, not only will he not be able to return to the earth, but he will not even be able to save his life, so letting Zhan Taoxian always maintain a happy mood has become the most important thing in his life.
For this reason, the three views, don't want it, the temperance, don't want it, Xiahou Chun decided to be a man who destroys the three views, has no discipline, and pleases a man with no lower limit, what? You say this is also a man? That's right, a man can bend and stretch, and he should be soft when he should be soft, but he must be as hard as an iron rod when he shouldn't be soft, just like now, when a lewd uncle secretly stretched out his salty pig hand to Zhan Taoxian's ass, Xiahou Chun made a decisive move.
"Uncle, put your hands honestly, otherwise I will die, and you don't want to live. ”
Xiahou Chun looked coldly at an uncle in his forties beside him, grabbed the man's wrist with one hand like an iron tong, and whispered to the uncle.
And the uncle was caught by Xiahou Chun, but he made a look of 'I don't know what you are talking about', and then showed an angry face, glared at Xiahou Chun fiercely, and said in a low voice
"Boy, which eye of yours sees that I am behaving incorrectly, you are slandering me, quickly release your hand, otherwise don't blame my subordinates for being ruthless, I have practiced. ”
As he spoke, the uncle made a fist clenching motion in front of Xiahou Chun's eyes with his other hand, which seemed to be very awesome, but he just couldn't pull out the salty pig hand that Xiahou Chun was holding......
Zhan Taoxian, a pure, small and cute little girl, has a fatal temptation for this kind of middle-aged uncle, or it is not very common for the principal to take female students to open a room.
Xiahou Chun was quite unhappy, this uncle was really thick-skinned, and his fingers touched Zhan Taoxian's ass two centimeters later, fortunately Xiahou Chun reacted quickly, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable!
Even if a girl with a good temper is touched, she will get angry, not to mention the grumpy Zhan Mossian, Xiahou is innocent afraid that when the time comes, the volcano of Zhan Moss Immortal will erupt, and the mood index will drop directly to minus 100, maybe the system will directly erase Xiahou Chun because the mood index is too low, and there is no need to give three red warnings, then Xiahou Chunke will become the first person in history to be angry with others.
Seeing that Xiahou Chun was not affected by his threat at all, the uncle couldn't pull back the hand that was grabbed, and finally became a little cowardly, his face changed slightly, and he whispered to Xiahou Chun: "What do you want!"
Xiahou Chun thought about it, this uncle dared to touch Zhan Taoxian's buttocks, although he was unsuccessful, he was still unforgivable, and he had to be taught a lesson, but it was impossible to beat him up for this little thing, and it was not good to blackmail him for money.
So what should I do, can't I just let him go for nothing, is it easy for Lao Tzu to save a mood, every day like a second dog to Taijun's fart, let you touch it all in vain, it's not okay, although it was an attempt.
Xiahou Chun thought about it, and at this time, the bus suddenly bumped, and suddenly slowed down, and suddenly all the people in the car fell in the direction of the front of the car, letting out a series of exclamations, like a domino that had been pushed down, and a large piece fell.
And Zhan Taoxian was naturally not spared, and the situation was even worse than others, because there were a lot of people in the carriage, so most of them fell on the body of the person next to him, which is equivalent to having a meat pad, so the extent of being shaken down is not very large.
But Zhan Taoxian is different, because Xiahou Chun circled a small part of the space for her with his arms behind her, so compared to other passengers, Zhan Taoxian's activity space is much larger, because of this, when braking, Zhan Taoxian's body is shaken more widely, ah, a scream, the little hand did not hold the pole, and fell to the side suddenly, and the little face was discolored.
said that it was too late, it was fast, Xiahou Chun instantly stretched out his left hand, grabbed Zhan Taoxian's small waist, and held it in his arms, steadily, without a little mistake.
The inertia brought by the braking is only a matter of a moment, and the next moment the carriage is stable, but the complaints and abuses of the passengers are one after another, and the driver keeps explaining that a Xiali in front of him suddenly overtakes, Xiahou Chun poked his head out, leaned over to Zhan Taoxian's cheek and asked:
"Are you alright?"
Zhan Taoxian's face was shocked, there was still a little fear in his eyes, he looked at the big hand on his waist, and knew that he was saved by Xiahou Chun, and then his emotions stabilized, and he realized that he was being held in his arms by Xiahou Chun, and the whole back was attached to Xiahou Chun's body, warm and warm, and a sense of security suddenly arose in his heart.
"I didn't ...... It's okay...... "Zhan Taoxian wanted to say thank you, but he felt that he was not an outsider with the summoned beast, so he omitted it, his little face was blushing, and he was hugged by Xiahou Chun like this, and the contact parts were a little too much, and he was a little embarrassed.
"The car is no longer shaking, quickly get your hands away," Zhan Taoxian hurriedly urged.
Xiahou Chun reacted and quickly let go of his hand, only to find that Zhan Taoxian's small waist felt unusually good, and he really wanted to touch other places......
Zhan Taoxian didn't know the dirty thoughts in Xiahou Chun's heart, raised his head and glanced at Xiahou Chun, and said with a serious face:
"You did a good job just now, protect the master immediately when he is in danger, even if it is at the expense of himself, but also protect the master from the slightest injury, this is your duty, through what happened just now, you are now barely a qualified summoned beast, although it is a supreme honor for you to get my praise, the most memorable thing in your life, but you should not be complacent because of this, because what you have done is still not enough, there are still many places to pay attention to and improve, you must always pay attention to the master's every move, think about how to make the master happy, live to learn, and strive for the cause of summoning beastismThank you for giving you the qualifications to protect her, you have to ......"
Zhan Moss Xian said a lot of words that made Xiahou Chun stunned, and Xiahou Chun was speechless for a long time, until the uncle tried to pull his hand back again, Xiahou Chun eased up, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart, God, there are still such self-righteous people in this world, oh no, if this matter is put on the cute Zhan Moss Xian, it should be said that it is the second disease, Xiahou Chun is sure in his heart that today he finally saw the legendary god of the second Zhong.
Thinking of this, Xiahou Chun couldn't help but cast an admiring gaze at Zhan Taoxian, and secretly thought in his heart, the eldest lady is so second-class, it is really difficult for the world to match her, I am not as good as her......
Thinking back to the topic, after the violent shaking of the carriage just now, Xiahou Chun had a flash of inspiration, and thought of the most immediate and practical thing, which should be regarded as a punishment for the uncle's groping pig.
So while Zhan Taoxian didn't pay attention, Xiahou Chun whispered to the uncle:
"If you do something for me, I'll let go, if you cheat, I'll shout that you are a pervert touching my ass, and then see which of us suffers, if you don't lose face, then I will admit it." ”
"You...... Okay, you say, let me do anything, I won't do adultery, adultery, or kidnapping. The uncle had a death-defying expression, as if he was about to be defiled......
So Xiahou Chun pointed to the young man sitting on the seat in front of Zhan Taoxian, and said to the uncle: "You get me a seat out, I'm tired of standing, I want to sit down." ”
In fact, Xiahou simply wanted Zhan Taoxian to sit and didn't know if it was because of the system binding, so he instinctively thought about Zhan Taoxian many times, which was really meticulous.
After the uncle frowned, he replied decisively: "Deal!"
So Xiahou Chun let go of the uncle's hand, there were many people in the car, and he was not afraid that he would run away, even if he really ran away, it was nothing, and he didn't really believe that the uncle would keep his promise, after all, a person who touched the buttocks of other girls in the car, how good his character would be, and how could he talk about credit if his character was not good.
But the uncle really kept his promise, of course, it is also possible that the uncle is really afraid that Xiahou Chun will expose his old background.
I saw that the uncle narrowed his eyes, revealing a treacherous look as if he was planning some conspiracy, and within ten seconds, the uncle acted!
Xiahou Chun saw the uncle stretch out his hand and patted the young man sitting in the seat in front of Zhan Taoxian.
The young man turned his head in surprise, looked at the uncle with a puzzled expression, and said, "Uncle, what are you filming me for?"
The next moment, the uncle showed an expression of wanting to speak and stopping, with a strong expression of self-reproach, as if he was engaged in a fierce ideological struggle.
The uncle opened his mouth, but closed it again.
Xiahou Chun looked at the uncle curiously, what did the uncle want to do?
"What's the matter?" asked the young man curiously.
The uncle finally spoke, and said to the young man, "I can't bear to tell you, but I can't bear to tell you." ”
"It's okay, you say, what the hell is going on?"
The young man's curiosity was aroused.
So, the uncle finally said a shocking word.