"You have phlegm under your ass!"

The uncle was speechless and endless, and said something that made Xiahou Chun dumbfounded~

"What!"

The young man screamed and reflexively jumped up from his seat!

The young man jumped high and almost bumped into Zhan Taoxian, which scared Zhan Taoxian!

I saw that he hurriedly looked down at his seat, but found that there was no phlegm on the seat, so he breathed a sigh of relief, and then glared at the uncle fiercely, and said angrily:

"Your second uncle, you dare to fool me!"

As he spoke, the young man raised his arm and was about to hit someone!

Seeing this, Xiahou Chun hurriedly squeezed in front of Zhan Taoxian, restrained the young man lightly, and put the young man's picked up arm behind him to prevent him from beating people again, and then secretly gave the uncle a look, and then said to the young man seriously:

"Young man, it's not right for you to do this, this uncle is your elder, how can you do it to your elders, besides, you see that he looks kind and kind, how can he be that kind of person with low character, I think there must be a misunderstanding in this, let's have something to say, don't rush to do it first." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

"Ah, yes, yes, how could I fool you, I'm doing this for your own good," the uncle hurriedly caught Xiahou Chun's words and said.

"You didn't fool me, why is there no phlegm on that seat!?" the young man snorted angrily in apparent disbelief.

The uncle hurriedly explained: "Guy, you've been sitting for so long, of course the phlegm has already soaked into your pants, and the car is so bumpy, your pants have already wiped the seat clean." ”

"This uncle is right!" Xiahou Chun nodded vigorously with a suddenly realized expression, and there was a respectful look in his eyes, as if the uncle was very respectful.

Seeing that the young man was a little suspicious, Xiahou Chun hit the railway while it was hot: "Come, you turn around, I'll see if there are any marks on your pants." ”

The young man couldn't see the position of his buttocks, so he simply turned around and turned his buttocks towards Xiahou Chun, who pretended to look at them carefully, and suddenly showed a frightened expression, and opened his mouth: "Ah!"

"What's wrong!?" the young man asked quickly.

"What a mouthful of phlegm! It's all sticky to your pants, there's such a big piece of my hand!" Xia Houchun looked shocked, and stretched out his hand in front of the young man and gestured.

The uncle followed closely, also shocked, and then retched a few times, and then Xiahou Chun's words said: "Oh! Who is this so lacking in morality, spitting such a mouthful of phlegm, guy, you can't be as blind as this time when you take the car in the future, use more Liby laundry detergent when you go home to wash your pants." ”

Seeing that the two of them were so exaggerated to life, the young man also had some doubts about whether he was really sitting on phlegm, and then he suddenly remembered that when he got on the bus, the seat was empty, and the uncle was standing next to the seat, but he didn't sit, at that time he was still wondering why the uncle didn't sit it, and now he finally understood, so it is, so it is!

The young man finally believed it, no wonder the uncle didn't sit when the seat was empty, but he was still complacent at the time, but now that he thinks about it, is the uncle stupid? If there is an empty seat, how can people not sit? There is a reason for this, and he really took advantage of a small advantage and suffered a big loss!

The young man was annoyed and disgusted at the same time.

However, what the young man didn't know was that the uncle had a mole, and he actually wanted to sit but couldn't......

Of course, the young man didn't dare to continue sitting, so he stood next to Xiahouchun, and Xiahouchun comforted the young man and said:

"It's okay, isn't it just a mouthful of phlegm, whatever, why don't you sit, you sit, it's all sticky to your pants anyway, it's the same as not sitting, so why don't you sit." ”

Then your young man finally couldn't stand it anymore, and hurriedly opened the car window and vomited.

And Zhan Taoxian, who witnessed the whole incident, fell into deep doubts, she didn't see any traces on the young man's pants, why did Xiahou Chun and the uncle insist that there was, and also said that there was a big pool of palms? If it was just what Xiahou Chun said, Zhan Taoxian might not believe it, but the uncle looked at the kind eyebrows and good intentions, and at first glance he was a good person, how could he deceive people, so Zhan Taoxian thought that maybe he was dazzled, the young man's pants were darker, maybe she didn't see it clearly.

Just when Zhan Taoxian was thinking about this, Xiahou Chun pointed to the seat and said to Zhan Taoxian: "This seat is empty, you can sit down." ”

Zhan Taoxian frowned, remembering the description of the uncle's painting just now, and the big beach of Xiahou Chun's slap, he suddenly felt nauseous, thinking that there was such a big pool on the seat, although it had been rubbed away by the young man, but it would definitely not be completely wiped clean, if he sat on it, the disgusting thing stood on the little ass......

Zhan Taoxian almost vomited.

Forcibly suppressed the feeling of vomiting, swallowed a few mouthfuls and smeared, Zhan Taoxian barely opened his mouth to speak:

"I don't want it, I'm sick to death, I'm sick ......"

As soon as Zhan Taoxian said a word, she almost vomited again......

Of course, Xiahou Chun knew that all this was fake, and wanted to tell Zhan Taoxian that it was all fake, but the young man was standing next to him, and it was inconvenient to tell the truth to Zhan Taoxian, but if he didn't tell the truth, Zhan Taoxian would definitely die and would not sit, so with guilt for the young man, Xiahouchun sat on the ......

"......Ahh

Zhan Taoxian exclaimed, I didn't expect Xiahou Chun to dare to sit on it, oh my God, isn't he disgusting, there was such a big pool on it before...... What the hell!

Zhan Taoxian couldn't believe his glasses.

Xiahou Chun had an indifferent expression on his face, waved his hand and said:

"It's okay, whatever, isn't it just a mouthful, what can I do, besides, isn't it all wiped clean by that guy's pants, even if there is still a little left, then it's okay, wouldn't it be good to go home and throw it in the washing machine, ah, right, buddy. ”

As he spoke, Xiahou Chun smiled at the young man next to him.

So the young man who had just vomited pulled the car window again and vomited wildly, and Xiahou Chun wanted to remind the young man that it was dangerous to stick his body out of the car window.

The bus continued to drive, still very bumpy and shaky, Zhan Taoxian was slender, just a little small, his arms were thin, his hands were also small, and he was naturally unstable, and he was swayed by the car.

Xiahou Chun tossed for a long time, in fact, he just wanted to get an empty seat for Zhan Taoxian, so that she would not stagger, but he guessed the beginning, but he couldn't guess the end, and the result became dramatic that he was sitting and Zhan Taoxian was standing, so he tossed a big meal and had a fart.

So Xiahou Chun patted his thigh and said to Zhan Taoxian: "You don't think the seat is clean, then I'll sit, I'll cushion, you sit on my lap, it's clean now." ”

Zhan Taoxian turned his head: "I don't want it." ”

Sitting on someone else's lap in the bus is either a child or a couple, of course Zhan Taoxian is not a child, so she sits on Xiahou Chun's lap, in the eyes of others, isn't she Xia Houchun's girlfriend?

That's not good, she's his master, so don't become his girlfriend, girlfriend wants to kiss her boyfriend, Zhan Taoxian won't kiss Xiahou Chun, stinky Xiahou Chun, do you want to kidnap her to be your girlfriend and then kiss her? Hmph, don't you want to!

Zhan Taoxian's face turned red, and she pouted and didn't look at Xiahou Chun.

Xiahou Chun is a little confused, so, what's wrong with this girl? Inexplicably, she blushed, looking awkward about her little daughter-in-law, what's the situation?

How did Xiahou Chun know the complicated thoughts in the girl's heart, at this time, the bus walked through another stop, and a few shirtless young people came up, their clothes were tied around their waists, looking sixteen or seventeen years old, sweating profusely, one of them was still holding a basketball, naturally he got on the bus not long after playing basketball, and the sweat on his body kept flowing down, making the air in the car full of sweat smell, which was quite unpleasant, this is not enough, they were so good that they were not dead, and they happened to stand next to and behind Zhan Taoxian.

As soon as a few bare-chested and sweaty young men stood around Zhan Taoxian, Zhan Taoxian's face was extremely difficult to look at.

Boys don't like to be rubbed by other people's stinky sweat, clean girls are naturally even more disgusted to death, Zhan Taoxian is no exception, and immediately shrunk his shoulders and leaned tightly on the pole, for fear of being rubbed by the stinky sweat of the people next to him.

Xiahou Chun was immediately happy,

Hehe, this girl, she will die to save face and suffer sin,

So you don't sit on my lap, this is good,

Surrounded by a piece of stinky sweat, see what you do, or obediently send the little fart up, sit on my brother's lap~

Xiahou Chun looked at Zhan Taoxian with an extremely ugly and embarrassed face, and saw that Zhan Taoxian also looked at him, so he raised his eyebrows at Zhan Taoxian with a cheap smile, patted his thighs again, and said "Uh-huh".

"You! ...... damn you"

Zhan Taoxian understood what Xiahou Chun meant, but no, how could he sit on his lap, that posture was too intimate, besides, he only wore a pair of small underwear in his skirt today, what should I do if I felt it on his lap, it was very embarrassing, but if I didn't sit on his lap, what if I was touched by a few disgusting guys next to me?

Zhan Taoxian was almost crazy, and at this time the carriage shook again, Zhan Taoxian tried her best to stabilize her body, and she had to prevent a few bare-chested guys next to her from touching her, she was miserable, and she couldn't hold it anymore.

[The second uncle has something to say: I've been busy lately, and the second uncle is doing IT programming, so the overtime is serious, the code code during the day, and the novel at night, it's not easy, so the update time will be late in recent days, almost more than nine o'clock, and the update speed is also a little slower, forgive me, it will be updated faster in the future]