"That's it, you don't have a card in your phone, you said that you put a big head of garlic there, and feed it, don't you laugh, I don't know, I think you're a bit of a tiger, why is it a tendon, look so stunned, is it a little too much of a pig's brain when I was a child, and now it's a little mutated, Lei Ye glanced at Xiao Meng and said. ”

", why are you so mutated, don't say to give me some face, what are you doing to expose me so quickly, I don't want to see Li Yuan and Zhang Feng come back, I'll show off with them, feel my brilliance and shine, Xiao Meng said unhappily, as if Brother Tian and Lei Ye picked up his pants. ”

Brother Xiao Meng, this is a new mobile phone, this screen is very big, it can be used as a mirror, you don't need to wear a mirror when you go out in the future, can you play songs on this mobile phone, I see that some people still use mobile phones to listen to songs, it's very enjoyable, can you do this? I said to Xiao Meng with a new face, and at the same time there was a little jealousy in my heart.

In the past, when I saw what others bought, I felt a little jealous, I believe that everyone has had, it is a kind of vanity, when I grow up, I rarely have it, I remember that if I used to buy a new set of clothes, I wanted to pass it on impatiently, and I walked lightly, and I felt that everyone's eyes were watching me.

"Listen to songs, how vulgar, then this is a basic function, okay, my mobile phone can not only listen to songs, but also watch videos, don't say that my mobile phone doesn't have a card, there is a memory card in it, specially used to store things, I have a blockbuster here, good movies, do you want to take a look together?" Xiao Meng said to us with a wicked smile. ”

"Blockbuster, how big is it? Is my pectoral muscles big? Is it strong with me? And my pectoral muscles can still move, don't believe it, Li Yuan directly took off his coat, pointed to his beating pectoral muscles bare-chested and asked, We were stunned when we saw it, I didn't expect that there were really beating pectoral muscles. ”

It must be big, it must be bigger than yours, and it is still turbulent, of course, it will move, and it will move up and down, you can't compare at all, Xiao Meng raised his head proudly;

"Damn, really, give me a look, Li Yuan is going to grab Xiao Meng's mobile phone when he goes up. ”

Xiao Meng hurriedly jumped back a step, and shouted in his mouth: "Ah" Li Yuan, you can come over, you won't puff up, let's watch it together for a while, good things to share together, I will play a song for you, this song is full of vitality, hot, enthusiastic and unrestrained, prick up your ears and listen, "get high" with me!!

Xiao Meng clicked on the screen, and a burst of singing came over: You are my lover, a woman like a rose, With your faint body temperature, let me be endlessly ecstatic in the middle of the night.....

"Let's come together, Xiao Meng jumped on the stool with his mobile phone, shook the mobile phone in his hand, and sang in his mouth: Come on, come on, come on...."

Although the music is very good, we don't have much fluctuation, but the two second-hand goods of Confused and Li Yuan may have eaten too many steamed buns, so they roared with Xiao Meng, and the two of them hugged each other and danced, returning the Trojan horse from time to time.....

Why are you here to have a poop, hurry up and get me down, you are crazy, which string is not right, this guy gave you a ghost crying wolf, Lei Ye really couldn't help it, and directly kicked Xiao Meng off the stool, and when he went up, he hugged Xiao Meng's neck and asked: Are you still coming?

"No....not coming, Xiao Meng blinked and said: Then how about we watch a blockbuster movie together? The kind you like, you should understand in your heart..."

Well, I understand, it's settled, go up to my room and look at it, after speaking, Lei Ye took Xiao Meng's shoulder and walked to his house;

"Light, Master Lei, don't be so rude to others, okay? People will hurt, Xiao Mengjiao snorted. ”

"Roll the calf, speak well, and the big neck of "snap" snorted on Xiao Meng's neck. ”

"Good things to share together, Qi Tian shouted and followed directly, Qi Tian couldn't hold it, then we were no longer reserved, and went directly into Lei Ye's room, Lying on the bed in a unified position, waiting for Xiao Meng's blockbuster to play. ”

"Which country do you like, I have it here, I went out to download it today, Xiao Meng asked us. ”

"I like Korean, I like to wear stockings and high heels, and it's better to wear a school uniform or a sexy little dress or something," I said, licking my chapped lips. ”

"Damn, I didn't expect Zhang Feng to be an expert, I know a lot, I didn't see it, Qi Tian said with a smile. ”

"Then you see, real people don't show their faces, I'm usually quite low-key, and I rarely make a statement to outsiders, in fact, I have a lot of research on this thing, and I'm a veteran, and I know a little about all countries, I sorted out my hairstyle and said. ”

Pull the calf, in front of me still pretend to understand it, what do you think, when I am a decoration? Xiao Meng glanced at me and found the legendary blockbuster in a folder under a certain folder under the mobile phone file management, I saw that there were more than 50 of them, and they were divided very carefully, from various countries, all styles, everything!!

Soon there was a plot that was not suitable for children in the mobile phone, and then the sound was a little pleasant, we all stared at Xiao Meng's mobile phone tightly, unable to take our eyes off, very afraid of falling into each section of the plot, we all made the sound of swallowing saliva, licking the expression of the lips, confused and Li Yuan looked directly at the screen, and the hara was about to flow down....

We just lay on the bed and watched, watched all the fifty blockbusters, and when we got up from the bed, it was already more than ten o'clock in the evening, our eyes were red, our faces were slightly red, and we all set up small tents one by one.

We ate a few steamed buns indiscriminately, ate mustard vegetables, and drank a bottle of beer by ourselves, and instantly lost the feeling of hunger, and our stomachs were bulging;

Come on, Xiao Meng, this mobile phone card is for you, there is still a little phone bill in it, if you don't pay it yourself, I don't need this card, you can take it and use it, Qi Tian put down the beer bottle in his hand, took out a mobile phone card from his pocket and threw it to Xiao Meng.

"Oh, I'm grass, it has to be my brother, I'm really exquisite, is there any important information in this card, such as a little girl's mobile phone number? Xiao Meng took the mobile phone card and asked cheaply. ”

There's a few.,Nothing.,It's just a mobile phone card I made temporarily.,It's useless.,Just rewarded to you.,There should be a mobile phone fee of thirty or fifty yuan.,It's enough for you to play for two days.。

At that time, many people were doing a mobile phone card temporary, paying fifty yuan will give you a mobile phone card, which contains fifty yuan of phone bills, but the cost of the phone is very fast, that is, a few days of time is gone, at that time the traffic is also very resistant, basically chat QQ, three or five trillion a month is enough, now three or five G is not enough;

It's different now.,Everything has to be real-name.,Even going to an Internet café requires an ID card.,And you're not allowed to play at all when you're an adult.,It's very strict.,But this also has benefits.,That's security.,Anything can be determined at the first time....

"Mighty and pay attention to my brother Tian, little brother is here to thank you Ha, Xiao Meng smiled and put the card into his mobile phone, and couldn't wait to open QQ, the moment he opened QQ, the phone was like it was going to explode, and the prompt sound kept sounding, almost fifty or sixty;"

Xiao Meng looked at the mobile phone screen with different expressions on his face, and finally stood up in a burst of wild laughter, what did I say?

It made us inexplicable for a while, looking at Xiao Meng standing there like a pen, smiling stupidly, and repeating "What did I say?"

Are you particularly sick, you don't know what you said, how do we know what you said? Lei Ye muttered, and directly threw the small piece of steamed bun left in his hand at Xiao Meng.

I saw Xiao Meng open his mouth, turn to one side, catch the steamed bun accurately, and chew it vigorously a few times in his mouth: Waste, this is food, is there such a waste of you? Fortunately, I have practiced, otherwise this steamed bun will be blind....

"Bad Pen"

"Idiot"

"Come, I'll show you my QQ messages, they were all sent to me by my sexy goddess, I said that she must be inseparable from me, you still don't believe it, Xiao Meng took his mobile phone and pointed the screen at us. ”

At first glance, it's really ah, it's all kinds of "Are you there? I miss you so much, can you come out to accompany me? Why don't you talk or something, I didn't expect the so-called sexy goddess in Xiao Meng's mouth to fall in love with Xiao Meng? It's a bit unrealistic, just Xiao Meng's death, although he can watch it, according to Xiao Meng's description, he shouldn't have taken a fancy to him. ”

You are powerful, you are a cow pen, you are mighty, what are you showing us, muttered in confusion.

Are you jealous, now there are three people in our organization who have objects, and there are only three of you old singles left, hold on, don't talk about calves all day long, I am not all the way with you, Xiao Meng picked up the beer on the table and took a sip, and drank the movement!!

Hurry up and get the calf, Ao, give you five seconds to quickly disappear in front of me, otherwise I will designate to clean you up, Lei Ye stared at Xiao Meng, holding the beer bottle tightly in his hand, and Brother Tian and Lei Ye on the side also stood up one after another, staring at Xiao Meng with a fierce face.

"Forget it, I won't stimulate you in front of you, you chat, I'll go back to the house and talk to my sexy goddess for a while, by the way, talk about some color, I can still take a tube, feel comfortable, I just watched a little uncomfortable, Xiao Meng rudely pulled out the crotch of his pants;

Glancing at it, he saw that something was wrong, and hurriedly ran back to his house, holding his crotch, it seemed that it was hard and evil, and he couldn't walk normally. ”