Chapter 39: The Sweetness of the Office
The part-time housing company is different, by the way, now it is necessary to explain its official name: Donghai Wanmin Real Estate Development Co., Ltd. (Later, the word responsibility was removed, so can you not be responsible? )
The reason why I haven't said the name of the company is that I have no choice but to suffer!
First of all, for His Holiness, the second-generation head of the old Liu family, his name is Wan (the word in the genealogy) Min, why is it so abrupt?
Readers who have been reading my book must remember the prologue of this book: I, as the third-generation head of the old Liu family in Fuxing Town, followed the river of my hometown all the way to the East China Sea.
There are only two clues, but that's not to bother Holmes!
Wearing a deer-hunting hat and holding a clay pipe, he sat quietly in front of the fireplace, his broad forehead glittering. His stern look and wise eyes all showed that he was concentrating at the moment. He calmly uses deductive reasoning (Deductive Reaso) of logical reasoning
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g) (is reasoning from the general to the particular).
After alternating between syllogism, hypothetical reasoning, and selective reasoning, he immediately became acutely aware that this matter had a great deal to do with the author!
"Watson, I have warned you many times, after eliminating all the impossible, what remains, no matter how unreasonable and impossible, must be the truth. ”
Don't criticize Brother Hua, Brother Fu, I'll recruit you. That's right, Wanmin is the name of my father.
Secondly, this book has always flaunted, strictly describing the struggle of the grassroots, how to read and read, your father's name turned out to be the name of a larger Donghai real estate company, are you a "rich second generation" or "***"? (I heard that your father once almost became a deputy division commander, and then he was a gangster, maybe he was a major general. )
In a small county, the retired deputy director of the Water and Power Bureau is also an official (in fact, he can only be counted as an official), I have nothing to say.
Oh my God, O earth, have you seen the snow flying in June in the East China Sea?
"But what is it to borrow?" a friend from Tianjin asked.
"Alas, to be honest, I really don't know, in a few months, when Roman is on vacation, I'll ask you, why did his uncle give the company this name?
What? Can't you wait? Then I don't know when people are free. Besides, buddy already has a little Zhang Shan, and he can't be like a handsome guy I met a few years later, with a "three nos" (no initiative, no refusal, irresponsible. Right?
On the afternoon of the second day after the office meeting of the general manager of the auto repair factory, I asked Mr. Wu for leave and went to the house to open a company. Mr. Wu was busy talking to more than 90 people and gave each person more than 1,000 yuan for the subsidiary's carriage and horses.
According to the regulations, the salary will be deducted for leave, but the new office director of the company heard the tragic story of the former director, so he had a good relationship with Mr. Wu in a very low-key manner, and his buddies were fair, so he also spent a lot of money on my attendance.
When I was far away, I never had my salary deducted. Of course, I also realized that in addition to going to the real estate company every month, there are also two mid-term and end-of-term parent-teacher associations in spring and autumn.
When my son first came, the time when he was not accustomed to the soil and water, he was supposed to ask for 7 days of personal leave to accompany him, but Mr. Wu was afraid that the people from the head office (someone would come down to guide the work at any time) could not find me, so he specially arranged for the sales department, the office and the finance department to be handsome and the son's generation gap is small}, and the little beauty (except for the manager), each of whom took turns to accompany him in the hospital for half a day.
Yu Jingxiang went three times (my son later kept talking about the beauty of Sister Yu's good, and bought him whatever he wanted, unlike me, and it was stipulated that junk food (such as some snacks that children are easy to get angry) could not be eaten, and even the flower manager secretly went once.
In the first semester, I was most afraid to attend the parent-teacher conference. Because the son can't understand the Donghai dialect, and the teaching materials of the Donghai and Tianfu are different, it may also be that the son's body and mind have been hurt and he has not yet come out of the shadows.
Therefore, the academic performance is very poor, and the 42 people in the class are basically ranked between 38th and 41st, which is quite stable, and no matter how hard you work, you will be the first in the class.
That's where the fun begins.
I don't know if readers have this experience? Teachers, especially class teachers, have a professional habit of praising and criticizing the best and worst students, and by the way, praising or criticizing their parents.
Parents of elementary school students in the following essay received special "praise" from the teacher:
"Tuesday, 31 February 2003, fine
The sun didn't come out all day today, it was really bad, Dad bought back two goldfish, I kept it in the tank, drowned one, I was very sad".
"Daddy," the teacher reprimanded him on the podium in front of so many parents, "I'm even sadder, I'm so old, I've never met a No. 31 in February! ”
Unfortunately, I am the unlucky "child father" with his head down and blushing face.
In one semester at this school, I received more criticism than I did in my entire student life.
"Daddy, how is my son inferior to your son? You are proud of your son, and I, well, no, I am still proud of you!"
On the phone, when I humbly asked my father for experience, he laughed and said "no experience". My mother said, "Of course, before you go to junior high school, I'm in charge."
After junior high school, my father and mother only had the first Chinese, and I couldn't manage it, so I became in charge.
I had to cross the river by feeling the stones. Dad also specially advised, "Children's education should be taken slowly, especially, don't always beat and scold and reprimand." There will be rebellion."
"Let him be mentally healthy first, and then talk about it when the sun is up." I thought to myself.
When I got out of the gate, the BMW car was already waiting at a corner outside the company I had requested.
When I arrived at the real estate company, I proposed the year-end reward plan of the finance department to Mr. Qian, and after approval, in the whole company, the bonus of the financial staff (issued by me) was the highest, reaching an average of 150,000 yuan. I also managed to be fairly fair based on the level and the size of the contribution, so everyone was in a festive mood.
Sitting in the office, I was in a bit of a daze.
I just looked at the net profit margin of the real estate company is only 20.34%, and the auto repair shop I am in has reached 37.93%. However, my brothers and sisters in the 4S store really don't get much, and our finance department is still the highest, not counting me, the average is only 18,500 yuan.
is also a private enterprise, why is the year-end bonus gap so big?
"Hey," Zhang Shan was very funny, sneaking in and blindfolding me, "Guess who I am?"
"Ah, I have to think about it. "I was very cooperative.
"Find a girlfriend who is much younger than you, you have to be patient and accompany her to mature".
My dad was 9 years older than my mom, and he taught me.
It's like you're helping your child with homework, and you're almost going to have to go back another 12 years, if your child isn't very self-conscious.
How wise I think it is to have only one! Otherwise, you wouldn't have studied for two or 12 years.
Living and learning to be old, I estimate that only a very small number of people can really do it.
"Oh", I touched her smooth, tender hand, rubbing the oil, while talking nonsense, "Well, I remember, Lin Qingxia, right?"
"Hmph, am I that old?"
When I finished guessing the dearest "Xia Yu Fanghong" in my previous dreams, I really couldn't guess.
"Give me a hint!" I pretended to be poor.
"Far away in the sky," exhaled Ruolan.
"It's right in front of you, ah, I remember. I cried out in a flash of realization.
"Who?" said an apprehensive and expectant voice.
"Luo, Cuihua" I almost called Roman, but fortunately, I stopped the precipice at a critical time.
"Who is Luo Cuihua?" Zhang Shan let go of her hand, and when I looked back, the winter frost was all over her pretty face, and there was already something crystal in her eyes. "Hmph, be honest. ”
Hands crossed in front of the chest, fingers tightly interlocked.
It's nervous, defensive, and imminent body language.
Fortunately, buddy college looked at a little psychology on his own.
I was about to explain it myself, so that she could let go of her previous suspicions and turn from cloudy to sunny. Besides, my mother said that you can't cry before the Chinese New Year, otherwise, next year will not go well.
"Luo Cuihua, why don't you go to the director's office, what are you rubbing?
A voice shouted outside the door (not the poem, climb out, give you freedom). When I heard it, it was the high decibel of Aunt Tian, who was in charge of logistics.
The door opened, and a somewhat fat aunt in her 40s walked in. Holding a broom and a dustpan in his hands. He wears a blue sleeve on his arm.
"You, you're Aunt Luo Cuihua. Zhang Shan was taken aback, usually, the person who works silently next to you, you may be the most familiar with it, and the so-called "dark under the lamp" is also.
You can't call his name, you can't even remember his face.
I also heard Aunt Tian's scolding by chance, so I remembered it.
"Yes, I am" Luo Cuihua replied respectfully, with a surprised expression, not knowing what to command.
She laughed loudly, and no matter if there was anyone or not, she punched me in the chest, "Call you bad! ”
Friends, be sure to remember at least one ordinary person's name!
"Director, I'll sweep the floor later" Auntie ran away. If you don't blush, I'll blush.
"You're bad. Looking at my innocent expression, she blushed, then tiptoed, Sakura's lips slightly open, and her eyes closed gently as I hugged her.
No matter what, the character is good, and the benefits are paid.
It's been 11 days, haven't been together. The pain of lovesickness can only be solved by indulgence.
At first, I didn't hold it warmly, I just hugged it tightly, and my big hands must have wrapped her breathless, and in her gasp, I leaned down, opened my lips, and sucked her sweet tongue hard.
Hold your hands harder, are you afraid that she will fly, or do you want to stick her close and merge with her at zero distance?
The other half of the man is a woman, and if it weren't for the office, I think, I would have already been in the clouds, no, dry firewood.
I don't see you for a day, like every other autumn.
I used to read literary works, but I haven't seen them for a few months, and the hero and heroine kiss very gently. At that time, I thought it was so romantic!
However, after experiencing Zhang Shan, I feel that fairy tales are all lies!
If, you and your lover have been separated for a while, I think at the beginning of the reunion after a long absence, you will not be gentle (forgive me, beautiful reader, because, Zhang Shan later told me that she likes me from wild to docile, and finally tender like water), you all want to use the fastest way, Luan Feng and Ming, right?
Bitter lovesickness can only be solved with bitter love.
I don't like the author of "If the love between the two is long, how can it be in the morning and twilight", because he can't stand scrutiny. Is there another woman next to you, or is the lover no longer attractive to you?
I prefer "I don't regret the gradual widening of the belt, and I will be haggard for Yi" and "Exquisite dice and red beans, I don't know if I know it." Author.
Because they live more authentically! flesh and blood.
At this moment, we are all panting and pouting, and even, there is a little sweat, oozing out unfeelingly.
After a long time, I reluctantly let go, and in each other's eyes, I could still affectionately see each other's affectionate veins and reluctant wolf eyes.
"Well," I said intently, "when will I be alone with you again?"
"Hmph, think beautiful," my girl scolded softly, "you think I don't know, what do you want to do?"
"What are you doing?" I asked the teacher seriously.
"Hee-hee, I won't tell you. "I suddenly found that beautiful women like to use maybe, you guess, don't tell you, to answer.
College teacher, I finally know, who is the most talented in statistics?
My dear little beauty, Zhang Shan.
The words she often puts on her lips are almost all specific applications of probability!
"So what is probability? Teacher Qingqing, teach it again, I am stupid students."
"Remember, why are you so stupid? You ask me if I love you, and my answer is: I don't tell you, you guess, 90% probability? maybe! 100% love you, maybe! I don't love you at all, (annoying), maybe!"
I won't discuss the probability with you, I can't play with you.
I want to use Newton's precise positioning of classical mechanics against quantum mechanics, which is never measured by beauty.
"Hey, I just realized you're a rascal today," I said, surprised, and puzzled.
"You scoundrel, why am I a hooligan?" The hand has reached my thigh, ready to perform the Nine Yin Pinching Meat Hand, a super martial art that is said to have been lost for a long time. Alas, the rivers and lakes are going to be bloody again!
I tested it and said solemnly, "Where do you want to go?" I mean, to be alone with you, to talk about life and ideals! ”
"Hahaha," I finally couldn't help myself and laughed heartily when I saw her annoyed and angry look.
"You're a pervert, you're a big pervert. "My thigh, finally after a few seconds, is reflexive, just like a 3-meter-tall man, you put a needle in his foot, 1 week later, he feels pain, bends down, there is no wound on his foot, is it swollen?
I thought about it for another week.
Sometimes, I wonder, with Zhang Shan, why are buddies always the dwarf of the giant of language?
My mouth is fast, but I can't stand the girl's hand!
A woman in love has a low IQ, but a man in love is slow to react?
Now that there was no one, I could finally use the word: flirting and scolding for a while, until the cough came and she told me that his parents had a treat in the evening, both relatives and friends.
"Oh, then you can accompany them well, and it is rare to return to China once. ”
I hurriedly expressed my position, knowing that tonight, no matter how beautiful the night is, I will have no fun. It's better to be generous.
I finally understood that the author of "If the love between the two is long, how can it be in the morning and twilight", his helplessness, because I almost said what he often said.
"Hehehe, are you uncomfortable?"
Looking at my look of disappointment and nostalgia, she asked softly.
Even if you can't be alone, it's better to be together than to be alone.
"Yes, I'm so uncomfortable, I'm going to die," I declared loudly.
"Hehehe, sometimes, I find you like a child. ”
She came over and hugged me, snuggling up in my arms.
"Mom and Dad told you to go with you, you're the protagonist tonight!"
"Huh? While rejoicing, he secretly prayed.