Chapter 150: Confused and Coquettish Old Ladies (2)
Qi Tian took a puff of cigarette and gently spit it on Xiao Meng's face, choking Xiao Meng's tears: Brother Tian, what are you doing, what are you spitting smoke in my face, choking me, "cough cough", I don't know if this cigarette damages my skin, I have stayed up a lot in the past two days, and I have acne, you are worse than worse, Brother Tian;
I'll add you a poop, your face seems to be a special village on my heels, and it damages your skin, do you want your big face, can you be like a normal person, don't you think that you and the two of you were muttering there just now I didn't hear it, I heard it, you said you two can do it?
"Oh mom" is so embarrassing, I didn't expect you to hear it, it's so disturbing, it's not Brother Tian, you don't understand, this ordinary little girl is tired of playing, it's like changing the taste, isn't this old lady just in line with my requirements, I'm still quite proud of her, if it weren't for the confusion and pitiful, I wouldn't let it be given to him, Xiao Meng said with a smile.
"So you're quite righteous and awe-inspiring, aren't you?You're quite particular about it? You can even give up that old lady for the sake of your buddy, right?"
"Well, so to speak, I'm famous, I'm like the ancient hero Qin Shubao, I can stick a knife in both ribs for my friends, not to mention that it's still such a big old lady, it's nothing to me, so I will give it to my brother, and there will be one thing in the future, don't you affect the love between brothers because of this little thing?"
"Smack" Brother Tian's big neck slapped on Xiao Meng's neck: Can you still have a face? You still stick a knife in both ribs, can you not insult the heroes of our country, that is a door god, you dare to blaspheme like this? Is there a bit of humanity? Not to mention how you will look, you are also worthy? Can you do something like a knife in both ribs? I think it is almost the same to insert a friend twice;
Brother Tian, I'm not happy if you say that, what's wrong with me? Don't you feel that I am very similar to Qin Shubao? This figure, this temperament, how much it fits, don't you think Brother Tian?
I think a few handfuls, what do you look like, don't you have any points in your heart, look at your thief's eyebrows, lying on your nose and triangular eyes, with two sweeping eyebrows, it seems that Ximenqing ran out from a distance.
"Brother Tian, you broke my heart, do you know? My heart hurts so much now, it hurts like a needle prick, it is full of holes, a cool breeze is swishing, and blood is spurting out. ”
What a calf, why don't you die of pain, and "smack" blood, I thought you had an anal leak, Xiao Meng, you and I told the truth, you and the confusion just now, didn't you grab the confusion, you are a little trembling when you look at the confusion, don't you? I know what you two said, Xiao Lei, you pinch the beer bottle for me, if he has a lie, you will smash him for me, you're welcome.
Okay, Lei Ye took a sip of the beer in the bottle, then held it in his hand, looked at Xiao Meng with horizontal eyes, and was ready to fight at any time.
Brother Tian, Master Lei, don't look at me like this, my heart is a little abrupt, my heart is "plopping" and jumping, I'm scared, let's be peaceful, it's already a harmonious society, don't fight and kill, it's not good, Xiao Meng shrunk his neck and said.
"A harmonious society, even if it is a harmonious society, today I have to be impulsive, just treat it as a harm for the people, you quickly tell me, don't you see a little trembling when you see the confusion?"
Okay, Brother Tian, you won, Xiao Meng looked at Lei Ye's eyes, and the beer bottle in his hand, and the cool breeze on the back of his neck: I admit it, I lied, I did look at the confused eyes a little trembling, just now the confused eyes were red, grinning teeth, I am really afraid that he will not be able to control me, Brother Tian, do you know who the most terrifying person is?
"Who, you?"
"No, no, no, of course it's not me, the most terrifying person is the kind of person who doesn't usually talk much, with a melancholy expression, if such a person initiates a ruthless attack, it is really fatal, maybe he can kill me half to death. ”
"Are you talking about Xiao Lei? Qi Tian pointed at Lei Ye. ”
Let's just say that, this kind of person describes Lei Ye, don't believe you look at Lei Ye's bloodthirsty eyes, the evil smile on the corner of his mouth, and the low-key language, no matter how Lei Ye hides it, he can't hide the momentum on his body, Brother Tian, I don't believe you take a look at Lei Ye;
"Get out, how can I have your hand, I am this kind of character, I don't like publicity, I want to pay it back as you said, what kind of bloodthirsty eyes, I haven't killed anyone, don't pull the calf, a hello to clean you up, immediately the whole person has become, usually you are like the jumping horse monkey, now you are as well-behaved as a little sheep, Lei Ye put down the beer bottle in his hand and said with a smile. ”
Xiao Meng saw Lei Ye put down the bottle in his hand, but he breathed a sigh of relief, the stone in his heart finally landed, even if Lei Ye didn't really hit him with a bottle, he had to clean him up, the most terrible thing is that Lei Ye likes to pinch other people's thighs, it feels old and sour, and he can pinch out the sound of "Karma, Karma", every time he pinchs it, it is a piece of purple, Xiao Meng is most afraid of Lei Ye's hand.
Okay, don't talk about the calves, make a fuss for a while, today you and the confused stumble is really a big loss, the two of you just turned around, the two of you exposed your true nature, you are looking at Zhang Qi and them, they are all drinking there, just a few of you are pulling calves there, you can't be serious at all, Qi Tian pouted.
At this time, Zhang Qi stood up and said coaxingly: Brother Tian, I'm not blowing to you, just our buddy's concentration is like Mount Tai, you must have literacy when you come out, otherwise you don't have quality, you should toss when you should toss, drink when you should drink, you can't think about your girls all day long, it seems so useless;
That's right, but Zhang Qi, your big bald head is so bright, just now that you are standing under the lamp, I feel that I can't open my eyes, are you secretly waxing, so bright? Qi Tian smiled and pointed to Zhang Qi's bald head.
How can there be waxing, Brother Tian, you are wrong, I am sweating, my head is full of sweat, just wipe it, Zhang Qi directly rubbed his head a few times with his own pair, but after rubbing, it was still a little glowing, and it was estimated that the scalp was a little oily.
"Ergouzi, come and sit, let you see you laugh today, they are like this, this is the kind of character, you can get used to it slowly in the future, Qi Tian beckoned to Ergouzi. ”
"Haha, it doesn't matter Brother Tian, it's okay, are they all buddies, I just like this kind of straightforward, what to say, what to do, so it's enough for you, I don't like that kind of twisting and pinching, all day long, it's not hiding your heart, or it's calculating, I'm annoyed like that, the second dog said nothing, and sat on the coffee table. ”
"The brothers all picked up a bottle of wine again, let's blow a bottle of him first, and then I announced something, I don't know if the brothers dare to be interested, Qi Tian raised the bottle and stood up. ”
"What's the announcement?"
"What's the matter, brother?"
After drying this bottle, come on, "respect for brothers, respect for friendship"
"Respect for brothers, respect for friendship. ”
"Bang", there was a sound of wine bottles hitting and throat surging in the private room, after drinking, Qi Tian looked at us with a smile and said: Do you want to eavesdrop on what Confused is doing now? Look at Confused's physical strength, is it a man, Confused just now was so evil.
"I'm grass, Brother Tian, you also have this hobby, Huzi asked stupidly. ”
"Brother Tian, you disappointed me very much, I always thought that you were a decent gentleman, and you didn't sit still, but I didn't expect you to be a person of the same kind, Zhang Qi put down the wine bottle in his hand and said. ”
"Little Tianzi, you hid deep enough, and now you also leaked the fox's tail, didn't you teach me a lesson just now, why do you still want to eavesdrop now?" Xiao Meng's hand was on Qi Tian's shoulder. ”
"Go up, Qi Tian directly knocked off Xiao Meng's hand on his shoulder, can that nature be the same? You are the bold to fall in love with that coquettish old lady, I am just eavesdropping, I am for the good of my brother, I am afraid of confusion, in case there is something to do, everyone will take care of it. ”
"Tut-tut" Look, Brother Tian is Brother Tianha, who can say such righteous words by voyeurs, it's really amazing, I gave Qi Tian a thumbs up.
If you don't go, you won't go, if you go, follow me, if you don't go, continue to drink here, if you don't go, I'll go by myself, and I'll be done in a while, Qi Tian pushed open the door of the private room and walked out.
"What's the matter, do you want to go, why am I so entangled, Huzi glanced at Zhang Qi and said. ”
This is still tangled in a hairy egg, go, what a good opportunity, live peeping, I followed, Xiao Meng ran out with Qi Tian on Mickey Mouse slippers after speaking.
"What are you waiting for, hurry up, keep up, the second dog shouted and ran out. ”
"Let's go...."
"Hurry..."
"It's over in a minute...."
We hurriedly ran to the private room where the confused and the coquettish old lady went, and I saw Qi Tian pouting and listening to it from afar, which is called a serious ah, and when I walked to the door of the private room, I could hear the sound of the music inside, and put my ears up, and the movement was very big, "whoop" and shouted, the movement was too sao!!
It's just that you can't see the inside through the door, the private rooms are the kind of black glass doors, and you can't see the situation inside at all, but fortunately, there are people in other private rooms on the second floor now, and the sound of music covers the sound, otherwise the entire second floor is this kind of screaming;
I put my ear up and heard all kinds of obscene language, my face turned red when I heard it, and I reacted a little, and what surprised me the most was that I heard "Little brother, you are so good, you can turn ..... corner"