Chapter 149: Confused and Coquettish Old Ladies (1)

"Are you going or not, if you don't go, I can go, you know, I also fall in love with this old lady, I also want to date her, Xiao Meng is about to pass. ”

Why don't you come back for me, I grabbed Xiao Meng in a daze: You go to Baba, it's all said that it's mine, you still have to go over, go up and squint in the back!!

"Let's go over, confused, it's not expensive at all, take advantage of it, the Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, don't waste it, you don't give me a little bit more, you're sorry I pulled down my face and asked you, you know, don't let me down, Ergouzi said meaningfully, as if he was going to go himself. ”

"That....that...I still have something to ask," he said in a daze. ”

Xiao Meng tugged at his hair frantically: Big brother, what else do you have to do, why are you so ink, isn't it just a money transaction, you don't know her, she doesn't know you, what are you doing here, you don't want to marry her, how can there be so many things, you two find a small private room, click a whole meal, what is there to hesitate.

"No..... no...... I'm going to say something else. ”

You're not an egg, look at your unproductive appearance, you stumble when you see the coquettish old lady, and your face, like a special monkey ass, red and red, if you walk to the road, you can't stand in the middle;

"Why can't ....... ..... stand ..... in the middle..." ”

Why, don't you have any points in your own heart? Your face is so red that you don't blush when you drink twenty bottles of beer, and you can paralyze the traffic of the whole city when you go to the middle of the road and the driver thinks it's a red light.

"Hehe, okay, Xiao Meng, don't say you're confused, maybe you're a little nervous for the first time, confused, haven't you ever experienced this kind of stimulation? Maybe my language is too profound, you don't understand it, it's "do a", it can also be understood as "that" is the sound of two people making pia, can you understand? ”

"No...no, I....haven't done it... Ah, I was embarrassed to say. ”

What the hell? You even said you didn't do it? No, what did you do last time we went to the pedicure together? Didn't you also hug a little girl into the house? Xiao Meng asked.

"Yes, I did....enter the house, but as soon as ..... entered the house... I fell asleep on her lap...... Didn't I tell you... It's just that you forgot. ”

Confused, you are really a talent, you are my own brother, I will not accept anyone in the future, I will serve you, people spend money to go to pedicure, are rushing to pao, you are good, spend money to sleep on someone's lap, do you know how much it costs to find a girl?

Next time, if you want to sleep, you look for me, I'm wearing pants, you lie on my lap, you can sleep hard, okay?

"No... No, I don't want to....lie on your lap, you have hair on your legs....uncomfortable....not smooth....I can't sleep a little... I still like to sleep on girls' laps..... special fragrance... Also soft. ”

You have a lot of special requirements, you are a big, if you don't like to sleep, then you are absolutely smoking, the crotch of the aisle is smoking, a mouth can spray water, seeing the beautiful little girl's tongue is hard, Xiao Meng glanced at him with disdain.

"..... roll the calves, you... What is it....is it a big bag?.I am....a very cultivated ...... of people... This. ”

How many of you are still cultivated, I really don't know what you think, you actually said that, don't you know what you are like in our class? The teachers have advised you not to go to school, I am on fire with this, I really don't want to talk to you, Ergouzi, you communicate with him, I look at her I am a little confused now, Xiao Meng took a cigarette and put it in his mouth and sat on his hair, with a depressed face.

"I said, a few little brothers, what are you discussing there? I've been waiting here for almost ten minutes, do you need service? If not, then I'll leave, there are still guests downstairs, I still have to help, the old lady standing at the door urged. ”

Eldest sister, you wait, my brother is the first time, a little nervous, I'll do the work for him, you come in and sit for a while, there is a place on the sofa, sit casually, the second dog pointed to the empty sofa.

"Then you can hurry up, I'm still very busy, otherwise there will be no time for a while, after saying that, this big lady twisted the fat big pi stock into the private room, sat on the mini sofa at the door, two big white legs staggered together, the high heels on the feet are so picked up with their feet, constantly moving, from time to time to get a small vest, it seems that she is a little hot, or give us bright goods. ”

"Two dogs... What's that.. Did you give her money....I don't have any money in my pocket, I just ... What I want to say is: This, it's all because Xiao Meng has been making trouble, and said in a daze and embarrassment. ”

I thought something was going on, just this thing, I had already given it, you just went straight to it, you can do it boldly, as long as your body is enough, you can do it until tomorrow morning, I'm afraid you can't do it, Ergouzi patted his confused shoulder.

"Well, then I know, don't worry, I'll work hard, I won't let this money go in vain, I'm sure I'll get it back, then I'll go over first, and after I finished speaking, I gritted my teeth and ran to the coquettish old lady. ”

It's me, I need service, the confusion seems to have mustered up a lot of courage to speak, and as he spoke, he straightened the calf's haircut;

"It's you, you look pretty thin, but your hairstyle is pretty good, it's the same as my dead husband's hairstyle, it's all so different, I just don't know how your body is, is it as durable as my husband, this coquettish old lady said slowly. ”

"What's that?"

"Dead husband?"

"This old lady Kefu?"

"Fortunately, I didn't look for it, otherwise I would have been unlucky. ”

When I heard what this old lady said, my face turned green, and I was stunned in place for a long time, thinking about it, if I don't do it now, the money of the second dog will be spent in vain, if I do it, it's a little scary, I have a dead husband, but I really like this old lady.

Confused and hesitated, he vigorously disrupted his discovery, restored the original shape of the chicken nest, and said domineeringly to this old lady: Yes, it's me, I don't know for a long time, I know that this is my first time, and my thing is different from other people's, I don't know if you can stand it, don't do it halfway you have to run, don't look at the buddy's body is thin, but our whole body is muscles.

"Tut-tut", I didn't expect your guy's tone to be quite big, and I'm afraid I can't stand it? I can tell you, for so many years, I haven't seen anything like it, I haven't tried it, and if there is not a hundred in my Z, there must be fifty, I haven't seen any strange shapes, playing with a big knife in front of me, you young man is still a little tender, you know?

I actually said that I was tender, and after a while you knew how strong I was, go, find a place to compete, I was already hungry and thirsty, and I looked at this big old lady in a daze and licked her lips, and her eyes were aimed at the towering peak.

"Let's go, who's afraid of whom, I can still let you scare a little kid, you say, where to go, whether it's in this private room, or go to another private room, the coquettish old lady stood up, deliberately stiffened up in confusion, it was already quite turbulent, so strong, I always felt like I was going to pop out. ”

Of course, I went to another private room, find a remote one, I have to clean you up today, and after I finished talking in a daze, I dragged this old lady out of the private room;

We ran out to take a look, these two people walked to the innermost private room on the second floor, it looked very secretive, a battle across the ages is about to begin, this will be a fierce fight, it seems that from today onwards, the confusion is considered to be a real man.

After returning to the private room, Qi Tian sat on the sofa, opened a bottle of beer with a "bang", raised his neck and poured it with a "knock", put down the bottle in his hand after drinking, lit a cigarette for himself, and kept massaging his temples with both hands, looking very uncomfortable;

Brother Tian, what's wrong with you, why do you have a sullen expression, do you also want to beat pao, otherwise, I'll ask you again in a while, and see if I can find you a big lady like that, don't you think it's okay Brother Tian? Don't get angry, I feel a little distressed when I look at you, Xiao Meng pouted his ass and asked Qi Tian with a big face.

"Hurry up and roll a few calves for me, find a few big old girls, I'll take a special look at you and the confusion, what kind of special thing are you two, a slipper wearing Mickey Mouse, and wearing different socks, where are your slippers, you look at you this day like a mental illness, can you be normal, Qi Angel took a puff of cigarette. ”

Brother Tian, isn't this the latest trend of my matching, now the United States is wearing it like this, I think about chasing the pace of fashion, I don't dare to do anything I'm much stronger than confused, I'm still quite reserved, isn't it?

It's a few handfuls, don't you be confused, I think of his brain buzzing, why does he still have this hobby? Usually a day can't make a fart, this cold to you all of a sudden is especially choking, and I still like this kind of big girl, why do you think about it? This taste is too heavy, right!!

That's it, this taste is really heavy, I can't do it, I just like young girls, I don't like this kind of old girl, I dislike it, I can't do it, I don't dare to poke it with a stick, Xiao Meng said with a disgusted face.