After more than ten minutes, the guy who went to buy paper walked back, covered his nose and handed it to the guy who was squatting in the pit: Here you go, hurry up and wipe your gutter, I can ask about the smell of your excrement eighty meters away, it's really disgusting, you "ding" don't know and think that there is a cannon in this toilet.

"Get out of your father's basket, it's more than eighty meters away, why don't you say that you smell it at your house, the guy in the squatting pit took the paper and took it apart, took out two pieces of paper and wiped it on his buttocks, the expression on his face was particularly hideous, as if he had used a lot of strength, and he also made a "click" sound. ”

"I'm grass, what are you doing, just open your cheeks and make such an expression, is it a hemorrhoid? ”

Leak a few handfuls, why do I have hemorrhoids, don't you know what level of this gutter is buddy, it's okay to slap a billiard cue twice.

"Then what are you doing with such an expression, so painful?"

Don't you know how long I've been squatting here? It's been more than half an hour, and you've been buying paper for more than 10 minutes, have you gone to make paper? Or have you gone to cut down trees and grind pulp?

"Okay, stop muttering, hurry up and rub your feet up, it's so hard to open a belly, what else can you do?"

Urge a few, I can't do it little by little, the guy squatting in the pit took out more than a dozen pieces of paper and folded them together, grinned twice and stood up.

"Hurry....hurry up and serve me..."

"What's wrong?"

"I've been squatting for a long time, my legs are numb, I can't walk, hurry up, I'm afraid that I'll fall into it if I slip out of my feet. ”

"Waste, finish calf, poop can do it like this bear, the guy standing directly pulled out with his arm. ”

"Oh, you're so light, what happened to me. ”

"Don't be a bad inkblot, hurry up. ”

The two guys walked out of the toilet shoulder to shoulder, and from a distance, they looked like a couple in love, and they were quite close, so they almost stretched out one hand to cover each other's buttocks, and then slapped them twice, it was more like a friend in love.

……

At one o'clock in the afternoon, we walked out of Zhang Qi's bedroom, one by one, our faces were flushed, and we could ask about the taste of wine from afar.

After the second bottle was drunk, the feeling came up, and the third bottle was whole, and the more than one case of beer did not feel too enjoyable, Zhang Qi and Huzi took the plastic bag and ran downstairs to the canteen to buy a bag of beer and carried it back, and we then drank it again, and one person made two bottles.

I don't know what this Zhang Qi did, he was able to buy beer from the cafeteria, the school at that time also sold beer and barbecue, and many people drank there at night, provided that you knew the owner of the canteen and had a good relationship with him, otherwise you couldn't buy alcohol and barbecue at all, unlike the current school that does not allow the sale of tobacco and alcohol, of course, except for universities.

I felt that if I didn't hold on to anything, I would easily go up with a pestle, so I hurriedly went to the toilet to wash my face and refresh myself.

After washing, I felt a lot more sober, but I felt that my head was a little wooden, and the back of my head was particularly heavy, Li Yuan and Ergouzi saw that I had washed my face, and they also ran over to wash their faces, and after going out of the toilet, they happened to see Qi Tian and Xiao Meng coming down from upstairs.

"Oh, did the three of you open a small stove at noon, why did you drink like this? Can you continue at night?" Xiao Meng ran over and asked shyly. ”

"Can you talk? Can you chatter? What do you want to do at night? ”

"Tut-tut, this cow is really loud than blowing it for you, you can blow it out even if you drink it like this? The eyeballs are all hooked, and then you don't look at me, what are you doing looking at that wall? I went into the hole in the wall? Can you turn around and talk to me? Xiao Meng patted me on the shoulder. ”

"Ahh I rubbed my eyes and looked hard, really, why am I talking to the wall, what I saw just now was obviously Xiao Meng, what's going on? Could it be that I really drank too much? Xiao Meng, it's not what you think, I just want to see if this wall is strong, can withstand the power of my Seven Wounds Fist, I shook my fist.

"What do you mean? What, have you ever practiced with the Golden Retriever Lion King?"

"No, I've learned about it. ”

Okay, don't pull a few calves, drink this bear one by one, can you still go to class, don't spit in the class, confused, you go to the supermarket to buy them some drinks and send them to the class to sober them up, Qi Tian took out the money from his pocket and handed it to the confused.

"No... Brother Tian, I have money, you take mine, Ergouzi directly took out his wallet, and took out a hundred yuan from it and threw it to the confusion. ”

Hurry up and pick it up, what are you robbing with this money, if you are willing to rob it when you drink at night, we will definitely not earn it with you, Qi Tian said with a smile.

Confused took the money and went downstairs without saying a word, we have long been accustomed to this look in confusion, usually do not like to talk, in a 24-hour shutdown state, but it is an indispensable part of us.

"That, Brother Tian....Li Yuan greeted him, and then walked over to Qi Tian. ”

"What are you doing?" Qi Tian replied. ”

"I ..... vomit ......"

Li Yuan's stomach was in a commotion, and there was a grunt in the innermost, Qi Tian saw that he was about to vomit, and he dragged Li Yuan's neck into the toilet directly by the collar, and pushed it directly to the urinal: It's so special, I almost didn't vomit, Qi Tianxin patted his chest a little scared.

Brother Tian, smoke a cigarette, I took out a cigarette from my pocket and handed it to Qi Tian, and then took one in my mouth, and I was about to light it with a lighter.

"Take a few cigarettes, this is in the corridor, and there will be a special class in a while, don't pull me if you want to die, I'm so afraid of the living Hades, saying that Qi Tian snatched the cigarette from my mouth and helped me put it in my pocket, and then turned his head and said to Lei Ye: Xiao Lei, put them back in class, Xiao Meng, you go to the toilet and take Li Yuanxu out, don't fall asleep in the pool.

Xiao Meng nodded and went into the toilet to pull Li Yuan out, hugged Li Yuan's waist and pushed out of the toilet, listening to Xiao Meng say that when he went in, Li Yuan was standing in the window with his tongue and looking out of the window, and he didn't know what this kid was going to do, maybe he was going to jump out and fly. ”

Lei Ye pulled me and Ergouzi shoulders and went directly into the class, asked a student in my class where we were sitting, and then sent us over, at this time Zhu Chen and they walked in from the outside, looking at Lei Ye and frowning.

"What are you doing with those eyes, do I know you?" The folds on the head are like a special Shar Pei dog, get out of the way for me, I'm easy to whip you in a hurry, Lei Ye scolded Zhu Chen directly, and then he was about to go out with a big grin.

"Oh my grass, why are you so good? ”

"Why are you talking to me, are you? I'm just such a bull, what's wrong with you, you're a big cow? Lei Ye stopped and pulled the collar of the horse and pressed it on the table. ”

Don't look at Da Ma's physique is much stronger than Lei Ye, but Lei Ye is very strong in momentum, with an outlaw expression on his face, he doesn't put Da Ma and Zhu Chen in his eyes at all, even the bastard Lei Ye in society dares to smash his mouth with a wine bottle, and I'm afraid that you are a child in the first year of junior high school?

"Xiao Lei, what are you doing, why are you still doing it, hurry up, it's time for class, Qi Tian, who was standing outside the door, shouted at Lei Ye. ”

Lei Ye let go of Da Ma when he heard Qi Tian shouting to himself, tidied up his neck, and then pointed to Da Ma and Zhu Chen: My name is Yang Lei, the second year of junior high school, just upstairs with you, if you are not happy, you can go to me at any time, I will accompany you to be happy, you were the one who was slapped by me with a shovel last time, right?

Hehe, I'm in the second year of junior high school, and I don't want to talk to you in the first year of junior high school, but please pay attention to your eyes, I don't like others to look at me like that, so I can easily cause war, Lei Ye walked out with a smile after speaking.

Zhu Chen, who was stunned in place, didn't say anything for a long time, and finally spoke: Brother Zhu, this kid is a lot crazy, go back and get a stick to him, I'm so breathless, how many of us can let him live?

"him, you go, don't you know who is standing outside the door? I can't fix it now, Zhu Chen shook his head and said: Some things are settled slowly, and they won't be able to jump for a few days.

"Understood, understood, Dama wiped his nose. ”

Do you understand a few handfuls, what did I say, you understand, you seem to be Shabi, Zhu Chen scolded speechlessly and returned to his seat, and looked at me viciously when he passed by me, but I didn't pay much attention to it, I drank a little too much, and I didn't know what to see, as if there was a layer of plastic sheeting in front of my eyes.

"Bang bang bang" someone knocked on the door of the class, it was confused, and it was funny to stand at the door in a daze and say: That... I'm looking for Zhang Feng, can you come out?

"Come out a few handfuls, what am I like, come in, I shouted in a daze. ”

"You be quiet, this is in the class, the teacher should come in a while, Yang Tianshu turned his head and scolded me, then went to the door and took the drink from his confused hand and walked back and put it on my desk. ”