After getting Lin Sansi's promise, Zhu Bajie turned around and continued to chat with the Jade Emperor. Lin Sansi continued to look for videos about pornographic jokes to watch and learn. Especially the big anchor Li Ge Meat on YY Entertainment said too slippery, which Lin Sansi was very convinced.

Looking at the Jade Emperor again, at this time, Brother Cannon of the Three Realms was dancing with excitement, why? Fairy Chang'e actually replied to him. is not as timid as before, and there is a trace of negligence in greeting, "Jade Emperor Oba, aren't you afraid of the Queen Mother knowing this......?

As soon as he saw that there was a play, the Jade Emperor felt that a certain hot part had already stood up, "Sister Chang'e, please rest assured, don't you say that I don't say how she knows? Besides, the widow is the leader of the Three Realms, even if she knows, what can she do? You can rest assured, as long as there is a widow here!

"There are few reliable men!What if you talk flatteringly? People want you to swear! There are also people who have recently fallen in love with a night pearl in the East China Sea, but the price is too high~"

looked at the other party with a little coquettish feeling, and replied pretending to be hypocritical. It has already aroused the Jade Emperor's desire to stop, "Okay, good, as long as it is something you like, the Jade Emperor Oba will satisfy you!

"I don't, it's easy to reveal my identity. You can give me a gift directly through Brother Sansi's live broadcast room, and I'll dig out the spirit stone myself and go to the East China Sea to buy it!"

After chatting for a while, the Jade Emperor spent millions of spirit stones on Zhu Bajie, but he didn't even see a figure. On the other hand, Zhu Bajie didn't dare to add the Jade Emperor's number as a friend, worried that his identity would be exposed when the live broadcast room was upgraded next time. Afraid of a lawsuit in the heavenly court in the future, Zhu Bajie also saved all the chat records between himself and the Jade Emperor in the cloud and kept an eye on it.

After chatting for a few hours, the Jade Emperor asked for a video chat, but was cut off by Zhu Bajie. sighed in her heart, Chang'e Meimei has learned badly, what a simple and kind girl she was in those years, but now she asks herself to be east and west, special materialization. And from time to time he cried that the jade rabbit in Guanghan Palace had nausea and diarrhea for ten years because he often ate carrots with a fishy smell. gradually deepened the Jade Emperor's heart, but he couldn't even see Zhang Yanzhao. If you don't want to talk, just say it, my sister is tired and wants to rest. whetted the appetite of the Jade Emperor......

Zhu Bajie thought, such a big lord doesn't make more money, wouldn't he waste a great opportunity.

Judging from the current situation, Zhu Bajie successfully completed the task and took away the soul of the Jade Emperor. With Zhu Bajie's shameless obscenity, can you imagine how much meat the Jade Emperor had to lose on him before he stopped?

The Jade Emperor, who was still depressed just now, suddenly found a good thing in the live broadcast room, that is, Lin Sansi's latest upload of Do Not Disturb, all of which are the essence of each issue.

"There are all kinds of women, hehe, I came for this kind of beautiful cutie who doesn't want to laugh on a bicycle and cry in the back of a BMW. The widow can't even look down on a BMW!" The Jade Emperor didn't know that the Chang'e girl who was chatting with him was not only not tired, but now she was watching a small movie about the love of prostitutes that made people squirt nosebleeds.

"There's something I want to tell you about. While enjoying the show, the Jade Emperor also sent a private message to Lin Sansi in the same year.

"Why do you have so much to do?" Lin Sansi said a little impatiently.

"Hey, I'm embarrassed to say if it's not a serious matter. Now that the Three Realms are becoming more and more unstable, many demons are thinking about my country!" After a pause, the Jade Emperor continued: "I want to directly destroy the Netherworld Domain and other realms and kill these demons and monsters! If there is any more troublemaker, it will be abolished directly, and it will not be used to overgenerate it when it enters the eighteenth layer, so as to prevent future troubles!"

"I know it's hard to do this, but as long as you perform well, anything that is within the ability of the few can try to satisfy you!"

Listening to the Jade Emperor's assault words, Lin Sansi had a feeling that he wanted to laugh but couldn't. There are more demons in the Three Realms than immortals, how can they be killed? Besides, the strong man who can destroy a domain has not yet been born, and the most awesome Rulai does not have this ability. "Well, I can only do my best. "This kind of thing, how dare Lin Sansi pack a ticket.

"Hey, this Jade Emperor is not easy to be, I have to deal with big things, and these bullshit fairies are also very arrogant, please don't move!" said the Jade Emperor with a gloomy face.

"You all think that the widow is the Jade Emperor, and the scenery is incomparable, but how can you understand the hardship of the widow. There is a big Buddha in the West Heaven on it to press my head, and at home, a West Queen Mother has to do this and that every day, and a big head. I finally got in touch with Sister Chang'e to relieve my boredom, you see, she is tired now and she doesn't bird me. Is my day easy?"

"Yes, everyone has a scripture that is difficult to read! Since you are so tired, why don't I come and take care of the heavenly court for you for a few days, and help you take care of the heavenly court?" Lin Sansi replied with a smile.

"Ahem. You get busy first! Don't bother enough, hehe, I just watched the prostitute for a while through the guidance of Sister Chang'e, this is very good!" This kind of thing that destroys the three views is so straightforward, the Jade Emperor is the first person in the Three Realms.

Lin Sansi really removed this prostitute column from the shelves, these old perverts are like you being poisoned after reading it, and they can't extricate themselves. In the future, I will touch less of this kind of thing, and the atmosphere of the heavenly realm will be damaged. Lin Sansi changed the subject and said, "Huh, I haven't seen the Great Sage for a long time, why has he been there lately?"

"The Queen Mother told me to go home for dinner, you should be busy first!" the Jade Emperor wanted to flash people.

"Say it quickly, or Brother Sansi will reveal your secret!" Lin Sansi frightened.

"Don't! The Jade Emperor wiped a handful of sweat, "After this dead monkey came back from the Demon Domain, it was as if he had eaten, picked up the golden hoop stick and rushed to the Western Elysium to find the Buddha, saying that it was to repay the pain of being pressed under the Five Fingers Mountain back then, and directly with Rulai! It's been thousands of years, and this dead monkey still holds a grudge, I can't mess with it!"

"What?" Lin Sansi was shocked, "The Great Sage has been able to fight Rulai?"

"How is that possible, but the dead monkey can't help it. The most terrifying thing is that this monkey is getting braver and braver the more he fights!"

"I see, Rulai and the dead monkey look endless, but I know that they just want to stimulate each other's combat power through fighting! The West Heaven Buddha thinks that the opportunity for Sun Wukong to break through the shackles is in the Demon Domain, and the dead monkey will deceive the Demon Domain to fight monsters!"

"The white bats were defeated in the last battle, are there still strong people in the Netherworld Domain?" Lin Sansi knew the battle situation of that battle.

"How can it be so simple in the Demon Domain, a white bat is not the most awesome! The dead monkey on the bright face said to take revenge, among which he and Rulai have a PY deal, and I want to hide this from the widow, cut! Rulai always hides Lao Tzu from doing things!" said Rulai Jade Emperor was angry in his heart. Although he is the Jade Emperor, everyone knows that Rulai is the heaven among the gods, and he is just a puppet.

After saying so much, Lin Sansi still didn't understand, after all, he was just an insignificant mortal.

Glancing at the beautiful scenery of the Three Realms, the Jade Emperor said with an unhappy face: "Whatever, as long as the widow is happy, it is enough." Let's talk another day, my wife is still waiting for me to come home for dinner, I heard that the old godmother mixed white rice is very fragrant, think twice, you can get a few bottles back to the heavenly palace to taste salty~"

"It's not that Brother Sansi deducted, but there really isn't, this month's old godmother gave all the rewards to the Great Sage. Lin Sansi said apologetically.

"Nima! there is this dead monkey everywhere......" The Jade Emperor waved his sleeves and left the Nine Heavens. I have to go back to eat with my wife every day, and the long table is full of deer antler velvet and epimedium every day. Sister Chang'e, Jade Emperor Oba really needs you......