Chapter 147: Gu Fang is not self-conscious
Lin Sansi responded to such a difficult task happily, and the Jade Emperor was not a particularly boring person, after scanning the surroundings, he lowered his voice and said, "Hey Hey Sansi, this, where do you have any films suitable for me to watch?"
Lin Sansi was speechless for a while, it turned out that the Jade Emperor, who was so awesome in the Heavenly Realm, was very good, "Don't worry, I'll look for it first!"
"Okay, hey, what has the nickname of that fairy Chang'e changed?"
Seeing that Fairy Chang'e was lonely in Guanghan Palace, Fairy Fengling Bodhisattva pulled her to the live broadcast room to watch TV series and movies to pass the endless time.
Lin Sansi kept flipping through the films, but this Chang'e fairy Sansi brother also had his own ideas. Anyway, if you can't eat it yourself, it's better to pit the Jade Emperor's second child, and said with a smile: "Hehe, let's reward some spirit stones first!"
As soon as the words were finished, a prompt appeared in the system: "Congratulations to the anchor, the fan Jade Emperor rewarded 10 million super grade spirit stones to become the first supreme fan in the live broadcast room! The fan's status is not harmonious, and the level authority in the live broadcast room is not enough, so he can't accept such a reward for the time being!, please upgrade the level of the live broadcast room as soon as possible to accept the fan's reward!" Looking at this prompt, Lin Sansi couldn't help but be happy.
But the Jade Emperor cried greatly, what kind of reason is this! Lao Tzu's reward of 10 million super-grade spirit stones is not as cost-effective as Min Jun's reward of hundreds of thousands of medium-grade spirit stones. Even if you give two bottles of Lao Gan Ma, it's okay, but as a supreme fan, you shouldn't be bound by permission. In addition to these, the Jade Emperor can't watch the film freely, let alone want to eat the best old godmother. The Jade Emperor's boldness fell directly into the god pit, this is 10 million super snacks, and there are more than 100 million medium-grade spirit stones!
"The nickname Gu Fang is not self-appreciating is Fairy Chang'e, the Jade Emperor is very careful, don't catch the Queen Mother!" was depressed to read the news with the Jade Emperor, and instantly threw away those unhappiness. What made Lin Sansi cry and laugh was that the Jade Emperor greatly changed his nickname to "Brother Three Realms Cannon!"
"Thank you very much!haha~ Hurry up and upgrade, next time I'm happy, I will directly reward the fairy to be your wife!" After leaving this cruel sentence, the Jade Emperor directly found Gu Fang and did not appreciate himself.
Ken Yi saw the urgency of the Jade Emperor, and usually cared about the royal face for dozens of thousands of years, and he really didn't want to pretend to be it. With the platform of Brother Sansi's live broadcast room, the first thing that the Jade Emperor thought of was the beautiful beauty of Guanghan Palace, what a good water cabbage.
Find the ID number of Fairy Chang'e in the private space, and send a video invitation before saying hello, "Hello, Chang'e Meimei?"
Seeing the message, it was still the message sent by Brother Cannon of the Three Realms, Zhu Bajie was stunned and replied: "Who are you?"
"I'm the first handsome Jade Emperor Oba in the Three Realms, can I talk by video?"
Zhu Bajie was frightened and threw away the dog that had just been stuffed into his mouth, ignoring the buns, think twice, God, you are a person who specializes in picking good looks! The Jade Emperor is now my father-in-law, isn't this my life?
"I don't believe it, the Jade Emperor doesn't bring you like this!" Zhu Bajie swallowed his saliva and replied tremblingly.
After a while, a big photo of the beautiful Jade Emperor was sent, it was the Jade Emperor who was swinging scissor hands, "Hehe, is this letter?"
Zhu Bajie wanted to cry without tears, but who taught him? replied: "Your Majesty, please respect yourself!" After trembling for a long time, Zhu Bajie replied.
"Hehe, I've been so shy for many years, but few people like it!" the Jade Emperor replied.
Zhu Bajie was circled and replied: "Your Majesty, I am really not Chang'e Fairy......" Zhu Bajie wanted to connect to the video to confirm the two sides, but he gave up. Because the system reminded you when you changed the nickname just now, once the nickname is successfully modified, it will be a big price to modify before the next live broadcast room upgrade. So once you are recognized as your real identity, you will be annoyed if you want to hook up with a girl in the live broadcast room in the future.
"You're not Chang'e, who are you? Hehe, confess leniently, resist strictly!" The Jade Emperor was followed by a series of obscene emojis. Then he continued: "Lonely Fang doesn't appreciate himself? The widow can imagine how lonely you have been alone in the room all these years! Looking at a bright moon every day, it is so confused and helpless, and in countless late nights, who do you think of yourself? It is a beautiful flower, but you can enjoy it alone? In fact, how much you need the company of others in your heart? Otherwise, how can you take the name of a lonely fang who does not appreciate yourself? The widow can't be wrong in this judgment!"
The more Zhu Bajie listened, the more frightened he became, thinking that he really deserved to be the Jade Emperor, not only did he manage the immortals of the Three Realms well, but the routine of picking up girls was even more fierce than my old pig's thirty-six tricks. Who did I think of in the dead of night? Damn, it turned out to be you who had a crush on Chang'e's sister, otherwise I would still look like the handsome Marshal Tianpeng back then!
"Hey, I didn't expect you to be so sentimental, Sister Chang'e, seeing your lonely flower, the widow has an urge to protect you! Kang is busy with the north nose, hurry up and throw yourself into the arms of the widow! The people of the Three Realms, only the widow can bring you the love you want!"
The old father-in-law chatted with his son-in-law, and his words were so explicit, Zhu Bajie really couldn't listen to it, so he hurriedly sent a private message to Lin Sansi, "Brother Sansi, I didn't offend you, did I?
"Don't worry, Bajie, didn't I think about you? You suffered this calamity for the sake of Fairy Chang'e, were you willing? And Chang'e is such a good girl, if you are swallowed by the Jade Emperor's old fritters, are you willing to do it?"
"Don't say anything, think about it, I understand!"
After watching the other party take the bait, Lin Sansi began to use his nirvana, "Haha, as long as you help me stabilize the Jade Emperor, Sansi Jue will not treat you badly." As long as you do well, Brother Sansi will have great benefits here!"
"How big is welfare?" said Welfare, Zhu Bajie immediately became interested.
"First of all, I will give you a bottle of Lao Gan Ma to taste salty, as well as various TV series in my live broadcast room to drink movies and, open a personal exclusive for you at a specific time!Hehe, but you have to change gender~"
"Change gender? Brother Sansi, you can be clear, Bajie is stupid. "Zhu Bajie can't wait.
"Changing your gender means that you have to change your identity, and then you speak as a woman. Think about it here, here's a book of cheats that will be given to you when you learn, as long as you learn three of the styles for forty years, if you have the upper level of qualifications to learn ten styles enough to sell for three hundred years, showing that you have opened up the spiritual root to learn one hundred and eight styles, then Brother Sansi Congratulations, you will be an invincible existence in this life!"
Zhu Bajie still looked stunned when he heard this, "Brother Sansi, you can make it clearer, what kind of cheats is it? As long as Brother Sansi you believe me, just rush to this cheats, Bajie will never embarrass you!"
"It's to teach you how to use martial arts like this when you are in the joy of fish and water!"
"Oh~, I understand Brother Sansi!" Zhu Bajie suddenly realized.
"There are a lot of short stories in it~"
"Okay, it's to better learn vividly, right? Hehe, the old pig has an idea here, if these little stories are told to the immortals, I believe this show will be undoubtedly popular!"
Lin Sansi has a black line, you are instigating my brother to tell meat jokes in the live broadcast. However, Lin Sansi just reminded him that in the future, this kind of joke can be said in the live broadcast room, and it will be said as little as possible, and the impact will not be good.