What's... My mouth is a little uncomfortable and very comfortable in the past two days, you also understand, man, there are a few days of discomfort every month, this is also a coincidence, I didn't expect it to be today, so next time, next time, next time I will definitely show you my unique skills, what do you think? The little fat man scratched his head and said.

What's the next time, just this time, I don't know when it will be next time, besides, why do you have so many things to do with a big man, when you still have a few days of discomfort, are you here, or are your lips starting to bleed out of the day? Don't ink, show it quickly, I said with a smile.

That one... It's really not good, I'm not here, how can I be like that, I've been a little hot in the past two days, my lips and tongue are particularly blistered, I'm having a hard time eating now, every time I chew, I feel like my mouth is on fire, it's very uncomfortable.

"Tut-tut, can you pull a few handfuls and pour them down, oh, it's still blistering, you open your mouth and I'll take a look, I see where your bubbles are growing?" I leaned forward and asked. ”

Never mind... Forget it, don't look at it, my mouth has been bad for a while, I haven't brushed my teeth, I have not brushed my teeth for seven or eight days, I'm afraid that you will smoke you and cry with one mouth, how bad is that, isn't it, the little fat man said shyly.

"It's okay, it's okay, I don't care, I haven't brushed my teeth for a long time, I have a smell in my mouth now, just so let's compare the two of us at once, see who has the most taste in their mouth." ”

"Zhang Feng, you are so disgusting, I really can't stand you, no wonder your mouth smells so big, I thought whose toilet was blocked, Yang Tianshu pushed me with a disgusted face. ”

Hehe, goddess, you don't understand, this is called the smell of men, there are three kinds of men's taste, the first is the smell of the feet, the second is the smell of the fox under the arm, this third kind, that is the bad breath in the man's mouth, as long as all three of these are accounted for, then it is a pure man, I explained a few disgustingly.

"the calf, what kind of, what kind of, it's still manly, you just say you're lazy, say that you can bury yourself, find so many excuses, hurry up and roll the calf for me, Yang Tianshu bit his little silver teeth and raised his little foot viciously and kicked me. ”

Hey, hey....that little fat man, let's go on, you open your mouth, I'll see where you are soaking?

"Zhang Feng, you.. Do you really want to see it?"

"Of course, it has to be. ”

"I'm grass, this Zhang Feng's taste is really heavy, and I still have this hobby, I am willing to look at the innermost of others, since I have this kind of thought, how good it is to go to the cavity department, I pick people's lips all day long, how exciting that guy is, how energetic, the second dog said cheaply. ”

"You get out of the way for me, why don't you be a doctor in the anal department, pick at other people's eyes all day long, little fat man, open your mouth quickly, let me take a look." ”

Forehead..... Well, Zhang Feng, don't blame me for not reminding you, cover your nose and close your eyes, the little fat man hesitated for a long time, as if he was doing a very difficult struggle in his heart, and then gritted his teeth, the expression on his face was cloudy.

"Hurry up and open your mouth, clean and special calves, I can see what I can see when I close my eyes, won't it smell?" ”

"Then I'm coming..."

"Hmm....come on. ”

With the little fat man's mouth squirming for a while, I think he should have swallowed the sundries in his mouth, and then opened a big mouth like a blood basin, don't look at the little fat man's physique, but that big mouth is not a joke, one is bigger than Li Yuan's, and it can be stuffed directly into a steamed bun, a bit like a large cat.

Before I could take a closer look, I felt a heat wave coming to my face, accompanied by a smell of sauerkraut and stinky feet, and a smell of bad, the smell was really amazing, I choked and closed my eyes directly, and pushed the little fat man away.

"Okay, okay, you quickly shut your mouth for me, how can it smell so good, so stinky, you should open your mouth less if you are okay in the future, if you don't have a little defense, it's really easy for you to smoke a good thing, I hurriedly waved my hand, and then rubbed my eyes that had choked out tears. ”

Look at it, I'll just say I won't let you see it, you still have to see it, you look at your eyes are red, I can't show my skills today, I feel a little regretful in my heart, but, my fellow brother isn't here, let the monkey show you a eyelid beer, eyelid ten meters spray water skills, that must be enjoyable.

The little fat man inadvertently pushed the monkey to the front line, and he successfully lived in seclusion on the second line, the monkey's face was going to be black when he heard it, and his eyes kept rolling as if he was thinking of some countermeasures, and the monkey looked at the little fat man viciously, with an expression of wanting to eat the little fat man.

"Hey, what are you looking at me for, hurry up and show everyone your stunt, we are all waiting to see, I am not comfortable today, otherwise I will definitely accompany you to perform, today's limelight is for you to take away, tomorrow you have to thank me, the little fat man said with a smile on his face. ”

I thank you for a few handfuls, you dog basket thing, why are you so good at saying it, I think you are a lack of smoked masters, and you gave me a special limelight, why don't you perform by yourself, and your tongue is blistering, why don't you say that you have a few handfuls of acne, and the rest of this mess is given to me, grass, I'll take a few handfuls to perform.

"Haha.."

"Hehe..."

“……..”

It's so interesting to listen to the conversation between the two people, these two people are a strange combination, and no matter where they go, they will cause a small noise.

"Your name is a monkey, right, I'm also very curious, I really want to see this unique thing of yours, I feel so excited, Zhang Qi touched the glittering bald head and said. ”

"Boom.....

The monkey glanced at Zhang Qi's appearance, as well as the iconic social bald head, and couldn't help swallowing a mouthful of saliva in his mouth, wanting to refuse, but he didn't dare to speak, Zhang Qi was a little scary, and looked particularly fierce, and then the monkey looked at me, and cast a look for help.

"Don't look at me, I'll wait and see," I said with a smile. ”

"Ah....Well, I'm actually a little uncomfortable today, the monkey muttered in a low voice. ”

"What's wrong with you, you've been upset these days, you're in trouble, are you bleeding from your eyelids, or are your eyeballs bleeding, Zhang Qi made a joke. ”

Although it's a joke, Zhang Qi doesn't mean anything else, he usually looks like a big grin, it's not aimed at monkeys, it's just a joke, I look at the monkey's expression is quite embarrassing, a little unhappy, I hurriedly took the words.

"Zhang Qi, don't talk nonsense, what kind of eyelids and eyeballs are bleeding, you will pull the calf, you just stop watching, don't spend so much, watching the monkey's performance, I laughed and scolded. ”

Zhang Qi is not a fool, he must have understood when I said this, and then said a little euphemistically: It's over, I'm sorry Hello buddy, I said the wrong thing, I was wrong, I didn't squeak anymore, I watched the performance quietly, I was really curious.

"No... It's okay, when the monkey heard Zhang Qi talk to him like this, he still didn't know what to do, and he stammered when he spoke, and the monkey also knew Zhang Qi, and he also knew what kind of person he was. ”

My eyes are also a little uncomfortable today, a little troublesome, and I have a needle eye, which is very uncomfortable, and I can't perform it, the monkey rubbed his hands and said embarrassedly.

"Haha, okay, don't talk to the two of you, play with the two of you, if you two really have that unique skill, there would have been a TV station to greet you two, I said with a smile. ”

"Uh..."

"Uh..."

“….”

Okay, I'll admit it, I didn't use my lips to ask for a bottle's mouth, I was pulling a calf, I pretended, I successfully realized my mistake, the little fat man said with squinted eyes.

"Good boy, it's good to realize your mistakes, and you have to pay more attention in the future, Li Yuanting interjected shamelessly. ”

I....I'm also pretending, I don't have those two hits, I'm also pretending to be ......

"Well, you are also a good boy, if you know your mistakes, you will change them, Li Yuan gave you another sentence. ”

Grass, don t talk about it a few handfuls, this makes you speak as if you are their teacher, Xiao Meng muttered Li Yuan.

I always feel like I forgot something today, I thought about it carefully and wanted to know, I didn't send money to the Malatang restaurant, I didn't give money after eating last time, I promised to send it today, I looked at the skewers haven't come up yet, I took advantage of this time to send over.

"Brother Tian, you talk first, I have something to go out, I got up and said something. ”

"Okay, go ahead,Qi Tian nodded. ”

"Why are you going, looking for the little girls?" Xiao Meng asked with a toothpick in his mouth. ”

"Find a few little girls, I'll go pay off the famine, the debt problem outside, I'll be back in a few minutes, I'll pull out the stool and go out." ”

"Zhang Feng, do you want me to go with you?" Ergouzi shouted. ”

"No, you stay here too, I pushed open the door and walked out, I was a spark with lightning along the way, the basic mountain was a trot all the way, came to the Malatang shop, went in and gave the money to the sister, and then she also brought me a bottle of mineral water, I'm not embarrassed yet. ”

When I went back, I saw an acquaintance at an intersection, and it wasn't an acquaintance, but I had seen it once or twice before, and I was playing with Fu San and them, I saw that this kid's brain was wrapped in gauze, as if someone had done it, I didn't look carefully, I just glanced at it, anyway, it has nothing to do with me, it's good to die.