Zhao Da and Zhao San pounced on the computer with lightning speed.

The two visual animals didn't bother to look at the name and went straight to the photo.

What greeted them was a handsome face - the eyebrows seemed to be able to speak, magically both heroic and charming, and the lips were particularly full and sexy, and they did not wear those messy lipsticks, but exuded a natural and warm luster, which made people want to kiss the fragrance when they looked at it.

This face may not be a sinking fish and a goose, but it is definitely a big beauty that is like a fake, the kind of beauty that can't be compared to Zhao Er no matter how you look at it.

Looking at the impeccable figure again, Zhao San and Zhao Da's harazi are about to flow down, and they didn't flow so much when they ate boiled fish and braised bullfrogs at noon.

After finishing and looking at the order, the big beauty described the only few words of the artificial intelligence boyfriend she ordered, they were all stupid!

Zhao Da: "It's really evil, how can this kind of thing happen?"

Zhao San: "That's right, how could this kind of shit fall on Zhao Er's head?"

Zhao Da: "Oh, I know, this beauty must have been emotionally stimulated, and I can't think about it for a while." ”

Zhao San: "Yes, it's better to live than to die, instead of jumping into the river and sacrificing so temperamentally, it's better to pull someone over casually to let yourself ravage and dissipate your anger." Then he picked up Zhao Er carelessly. ”

Zhao Er was so angry that his nose was crooked: "You two are really my colleagues! Pay me back the money for boiled fish! Pay me back the money for braised bullfrogs!"

Zhao Er paid for lunch at noon, but he was so angry that he changed his mind now.

Zhao Da and Zhao San may have wanted to prevent such a tragic thing from happening, and after apologizing, they began to seriously discuss the problem: "Since people want to order a person like you by name, if I were you, I would simply go into battle myself." ”

Zhao Er: "What are you kidding, you go to work for me?"

Zhao Da: "Your development task, the two of us will do nothing for you for a few days." If you don't want people to know what you're doing, you can put the customized artificial intelligence Zhao Er in the company and sit on duty for you!"

Zhao Eryi slapped his thigh: "Oh, you two are my own colleagues, why didn't I think of this way?"

This is the method that only senior AI engineers can come up with.

"Zhao Er, you go and try it, what if someone really falls in love with you? If the two of you really become a couple in the future, don't forget to help me ask the beauty if there are any single sisters," Zhao San, who was also single, thought about it and added, "It must be a kiss, the same father and mother." If the blood is too far apart, what if it grows crippled?"

Don't say it, he's really thoughtful.

Zhao Er, a coder who has never fought in the world and has never fought once in such a large number of fights, a science and engineering man who has never dealt with digital codes and doesn't know what sensibility is, has Zhang Qianxi's beautiful face lingering in his mind, and he mustered all the courage in his life, and decided to go crazy once in a thousand years with a lap on his thigh.

Psychologists have experimented that in a bar, it takes a man as a visual creature an average of 7 seconds to decide whether to talk to a woman, while it takes a woman an average of 27 minutes to make this decision.

But Zhao Er's decision is not just as simple as accosting.

Racing against time to arrange the work, Zhao Da and Zhao San granted him a week's leave without authorization, that is, 5 working days and 2 weekends, and let him go to get together with the goddess.

If you come down for a week, you don't have any fun with the goddess, so you can come back to work honestly and think about changing the real artificial intelligence to others.

Usually, let the customized artificial intelligence Zhao Er pretend to go to work in the company, anyway, if you don't look carefully, you can't see that it's fake, the key is that this idea is so crazy that no one can think of doubting it.

At present, the average production time after placing an order is 3 days. In this limited 3 days, the 3 Zhao workers were very busy, and they did not shout for overtime pay for the first time.

They first ordered a very similar to Zhao Er's height, appearance, personality and voice, similar to other artificial intelligence robots, and sent it to the quality inspection department for inspection after completion.

After checking and passing the customs, I took it back, but I didn't train it anymore.

picked the most handsome clothes, dressed up Zhao Er himself, and bought a book that analyzes the psychology of female love.

Zhao Er was forced to cram, and he sharpened his gun naked.

A true friend is someone who rarely says a decent word when he has nothing to do, and even buries you to the point of being incomplete, but when you need it, he jumps out to help without saying a word.

"Come on, come on, Zhao Er, come over and stand with your stand-in, let's see the degree of simulation. ”

Zhao Da and Zhao San deliberately turned their backs, and Zhao Er, who was wearing the same clothes and hairstyle as the artificial intelligence, quietly stood to the side.

Zhao Da and Zhao San turned around, and it didn't take much time to recognize which one was alive Zhao Er: "Close your eyes and try again." ”

If you close your eyes, you won't be able to tell which is true and which is false.

Why?

Because the eyes are a big problem in the production of artificial intelligence robots.

The whites of the eyes and the black eyes are not difficult to do, but it is the gaze that is difficult to imitate.

The eyes are the windows of the soul, and the eyes are the words of the heart.

Real people's eyes are more flexible, they can be deep, they can circulate, they can be brilliant, and they can let you know how much they care about you, how much they miss you, or how much they hate you, and how much they want to kick you back to your grandma's house.

In contrast, the AI boyfriend's eyes are a little more wooden, although they are not like the eyes of a dead fish, but "talking" is absolutely impossible, and people are affectionate, and it can only stare at you with a chill in the back.

Therefore, Zhao Da and Zhao San specially instructed Zhao Er, his eyes must be pretended to be straight, don't wander around, his face is weak when he sees a beautiful woman, and when he turns around, he will be killed by the goddess Zhao with righteousness, which is a shame.

Zhao Er practiced hard, pretending to be straight and staring, and his 1.0 vision was pretending to be 0.1.

The two colleagues and buddies nodded with satisfaction, the past 3 days have not been in vain.

Zhao Da said thoughtfully: "By the way, you don't have to worry too much about eating, I asked my wife to sew a circle of compressed biscuits under the bottom of your clothes." ”

Zhao Er was grateful: "Our sister-in-law is really virtuous!"

Zhao San: "When there is no one at home, when you see something to eat, you steal two mouthfuls to save you from starvation." Anyway, I will hold on for a few days, and I will be able to watch the goddess still be beautiful and full. If you really can't hold it anymore, just call us, and when the time comes, the two of us will come to the door and say that this batch of products is defective and needs to be recycled, and we will rescue you and bring you to eat delicious. ”

Zhao Er: "Okay, it's really a colleague." ”

Zhao Da intimately instructed: "Pay attention when you speak, what do you say when people ask, don't think too big, the association is too rich, and if you accidentally say that you are bald, it will be troublesome, and the most lacking thing in artificial intelligence is imagination." ”

Zhao San: "Also, artificial intelligence has a super learning ability and imitation ability, what people tell you and teach you something, you have to work hard to remember, and strive to remember it once, do you know? ”

The sense of responsibility in this work is also leveraged.

Zhao Er couldn't help Alexander: "You say, am I too crazy to do this? Will I be found out, and then I will be arrested and sent to a mental hospital?"

Zhao Da said honestly: "It's a little crazy, but Zhao Er, in fact, I envy you." It's a pity that my brother has been lying in the grave of love for several years, and I don't have the opportunity to go crazy in pursuit of love like you. ”

Zhao San: "That's right, Zhao Er, when you get old, you can proudly tell your grandchildren, think back then, your grandfather and I used to pretend to be robots to live in the goddess's house in order to engage in objects, what a cow!"

Zhao Er cried and said, "In two days, I was admitted to the hospital with a broken leg, and you won't envy me." ”

Zhao San: "Don't be so pessimistic, maybe you will really hold the beauty in two days?"

Zhao Er: "What should I do when I go to bed that night? What if she asks me to do something?"

Zhao Da looked disdainful: "You still ask, maybe you are looking forward to something happening in your heart, right? ”

Zhao Er: "I don't know who she lives with, if only she lived alone." If I live with my parents and have so many pairs of eyes staring at me, I'm really afraid that I'll be exposed. And if someone in the company finds out, I guess I won't be able to eat and walk around. ”

Zhao Da: "Don't be afraid, if the company finds out, we will say that you are dedicated to testing the simulation degree of AI, how dedicated you are! Maybe the company can give you a special contribution award!"

Zhao San raised his arms and shouted: "Love, it will give you strength!"

As soon as the words fell, the three of them lowered their heads on the ground to find goosebumps from the flesh......

The delivery time is getting closer and closer, Zhao Da greeted the delivery department in advance, saying that the customer of this order knows himself and will deliver it in person, and the delivery department has no suspicion at all.

When it was time to actually pack the box, the product was not loaded, but Zhao Er lay in it himself.

Of course, there were a lot of air holes on the top of that box, in case Zhao Er was holding his back inside.

Artificial intelligence, on the other hand, stayed in the office, sitting in front of the computer and working decently. They programmed him not to step out of the office.

Zhao Da and Zhao San had already prepared a pickup truck, and according to the address left by Zhang Qianxi, they sent her the box containing the big living person.

The goddess Zhang Qianxi looks very temperamental, they think that she is from a wealthy or famous family, and she must live in a big garden house, and there are many people who serve her. Because the girl wants to be rich, if she doesn't spend money to let her see the world, where does the aristocratic temperament come from?

Unexpectedly, after arriving according to the address, Suo Yi found that the goddess's family lived in an extremely ordinary and quite old community.

Zhao Da leaned down and said to the box: "It turns out that your goddess is not Bai Fumei!"

But this also shows that a person's temperament is not directly related to their economic status.

However, Zhao Er, who was lying in the box, didn't mind after hearing their description of this community: "Guangbai and beauty are not satisfied, too greedy." Besides, it is more rare for an ordinary family to have an aristocratic temperament than to be born into a nobleman himself. ”

Zhao Da and Zhao San exchanged glances, it seems that Zhao Er is really in love with Zhang Qianxi, he likes everything about her, and he has a lot of words. But don't say it, he seems to have some truth in what he said.

"Ding-dong. ”

The door opened, and the face of a wrinkled old woman appeared in the doorway.

Zhao Da and Zhao San checked the address again and again and asked, "Is this Zhang Qianxi's home?"