Chapter 1168: A man named Xiao Liu decided to die

This is probably the most topical National Day holiday ever. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

The National Day holiday, which was opened with the shock brought by the space elevator, caused a boil when the god car Xiaohuang was listed.

Although the impact of the space elevator on the entire human race is far greater than that of the god car Xiaohuang, the appearance of the god car Xiaohuang is more closely related to the common people.

For ordinary people, they can't see the future age of cosmic discovery, nor can they see the profound changes within the world, but what they can see is their cars, houses, jobs, family, friends and friends.

They also saw a magic car Xiaohuang, which brought all kinds of convenience to themselves and changes to the people around them.

Of course, the impact of the Shenche Xiaohuang has only radiated to the people who have purchased the Shenche Xiaohuang and the people around them.

Then the popularity of "Lazy God Challenge" made more people devote themselves to "Lazy God Challenge".

"Lazy God Challenge" is said to have first flowed out of the lazy god system, and it is a training assistant program within the lazy god department.

Later, an employee of the Lazy God Department copied the software to his younger brother, and then it spread.

In fact, most people don't believe in this statement, people who will use "Lazy God Challenge", will not know less about the lazy god system, this kind of cloud software, you don't have an account, without the permission of the lazy god system, someone will release it? Can it run?

Many people also said mysteriously: "Hurry up, there will be no more after tomorrow!", as if they knew some inside information, and some even quickly released fake virus software, hoping to take advantage of the chaos.

There's no way, if any official account or big V says that he knows the inside news of the lazy god department, as long as he can get a little bit of real news, he can instantly gain popularity.

However, with these rumors and various promotions, "Lazy God Challenge" spread out in an instant.

Xiao Liu, the driver who was worried that he would be replaced by "Shenche Xiaohuang", also learned about this software on the afternoon of the second day of the long holiday.

As soon as I downloaded it, I was greeted by a bunch of extremely complex questionnaires.

It took him about an hour and a half to finish all the questions, and his head hurt......

This is the first threshold, in fact, the vast majority of people have not even been able to answer these questionnaires.

Then, the driver Xiao Liu heard a voice and asked him: "It seems that your immediate concern is that if you want to propose to your girlfriend's family, you need some bride price......

"Who?" the driver, Xiao Liu, was startled.

"I am your mentor, you can call me Mentor Ah Hui. The voice said, "This name is taken from one of your teachers in elementary school, and I think it will enhance my majesty and strengthen your confidence in taking on challenges." ”

"Ahhh

"Of course. Mentor Ah Hui said to himself: "Then, considering the date of your proposal and the amount of the bride price, let's do this...... If you can continue to train for two weeks, I can give you 100,000 dowry money, why not?"

Two weeks, 100,000?

The driver Xiao Liu is crazy, can Uncle Ben also earn 200,000 yuan a month? He nodded suddenly: "I'll do it, I'll do it!"

"So, the short-term goal has been set, and the long-term goal is that you want a stable job that will not be replaced? I am afraid that there is only one kind of job, and that is to join the lazy god system...... Different positions in the Lazy God Department also have different difficulties, from low to high in order of difficulty are Lazy God service low-level personnel, Lazy God Security Peripheral Security Personnel, and Lazy God Shipyard Technical Engineer...... The time to complete the challenge was 2 months, 4 months, and 17 months......"

"Can I only choose one?"

"Of course not, if you can complete the first challenge, you can move on to the second goal, and because of what you learned the first time, the second round will ...... faster"

"Whew...... That's great......" The driver Xiao Liu took a deep breath, if he proposed, his girlfriend's family did not agree or made it difficult, if he photographed his identity as a lazy god employee, everything would be solved.

Now the whole world knows that even if the lazy god is a cleaner, he is also a sweeper-level master, and his income is even as high as the middle level of many popular companies.

Then, after other challenges, step by step, bring yourself a higher income, and then get married and have children......

It's a little exciting to think about it!

As long as you complete the challenge step by step, you will get something, just like if you finish a course in school, you will get a diploma...... When he was in school, he felt that this kind of thing was too difficult and too much, but now he knows that in this world, only the school dares to guarantee that it will give you what you deserve.

And after really entering the society, you will find that most of the time you pay will not necessarily be rewarded.

There is a reward for hard work, who will not seize this opportunity again?

Do it even if you die!

However, it was clear that the driver, Xiao Liu, had made a mistake and completely underestimated how difficult the challenge he was facing.

It's a tough challenge that will get more than 95 percent of the world's population out in a day.

Before I first started to get into the rhythm, almost everyone was complaining, isn't it just learning and training? After so many years of schooling, I haven't been used to it for a long time.

And now, the driver, Xiao Liu, suddenly knows a word called "deliberate practice", and another word that makes him even more painful, "comfort zone".

The first challenge for driver Xiao Liu was to master a foreign language.

He wants to complain about this, doesn't it mean that the lazy god department is very disdainful of foreign languages, and even does not have foreign languages on various signs? Why do you still want to learn foreign languages?

"Advanced thinking cannot be separated from the existence of language, different languages represent different ways of thinking, and it has been verified by medical research institutes to master multiple languages and master them to the level of mother tongue, which can be multi-native thinking, which can effectively improve the speed of thinking and adaptability, which is one of the skills that employees within the lazy god department must master......" Tutor Ah Hui explained. The reason why there is no foreign language sign within the lazy god department is because all foreign employees have mastered Chinese, and the way of thinking in Chinese is the most efficient in most cases, but it still needs some supplements, but if you want to think in a certain language, you must also be familiar with it to the level of your mother tongue, which means that you must learn it all and not only learn those parts...... There are even times when you need to learn some of the ancient texts that have been deprecated......"

To a certain extent, this is the lazy god system is using Chinese as a skeleton to reinvent a new language, just like a computer language, which is more conducive to logical thinking and scientific thinking, and more efficient.

But the process of learning it can be called painful.

Xiao Liu felt that he wanted to die.

Sometimes, when he sees new words, his head is big, and whenever he enters the process of memorizing words, he subconsciously looks at the words he has already learned.

Whenever this happens, Mentor Ah Hui will complain: "Don't waste time on those things that have already been learned! Keep yourself out of your comfort zone, no matter how long you stay in your comfort zone, learning will be inefficient!"

Then Xiao Liu understood the concept of the so-called comfort zone.

It's like some people always like to memorize the words they have learned, and some people like to repeat the texts they have memorized.

Xiao Liu remembers that when he was in school, he saw this kind of classmate, who worked very hard every day, and reviewed, practiced, and consolidated it very seriously, referred to as dead learning.

But their learning is completely inefficient, they are just fooling themselves, and when they fail, they sigh: "I have tried my best, but my head is too stupid......"

The comfort zone is the area that everyone wants to hide into, and the human brain, which is inherently lazy, is human nature.

In fact...... There is no area of the human body that is as lazy as the brain.

The heart beats all the time, the liver and kidneys work all the time, but the brain ...... In other words, the more advanced thinking, which can be lazy, is lazy, it tends to be familiar, it can operate according to inertia, and it relies on simple thinking driven by what it has learned......

The country is easy to change, but the nature is difficult to change.

Outside of the comfort zone, there are two other zones, the outermost being the panic zone.

The panic zone is the area where humans instinctively fear, and between the comfort zone and the panic zone, it is the "learning zone" where humans can learn most efficiently.

In fact, it is a process of moving from "comfort" to "panic".

It has nothing to do with comfort.

On the first day, Xiao Liu didn't know how he lived, and even on the way home, he was forced to learn a foreign language!

He thinks that he is not crazy because he has strong willpower.

"I want to give up ......"

"Do you really want to give up? Think about it, all the knowledge you have now can be replaced by me, and you will be fired, and you won't even get paid next month? and I'll go and replace you...... I think your father-in-law might prefer me to propose?"

"Can you comfort and comfort me......" Xiao Liu was crazy.

"I'm a tutor, not an assistant, if you behave well and complete the first round of the course, I can help you apply for a personal assistant, they are very good at comforting people's ......"

"How long is the first round of classes?"

"Well, at your pace, it's no fun. ”

Xiao Liu, as a full-time driver, also needs to be on duty during the holidays, such as driving to pick up Mr. Hu, on the third day of the National Day holiday, there was nothing to do all day. But all day today, Xiao Liu never stopped studying for a moment, when running, eating, and even squatting in the toilet......

"Since you're peeing, why don't you take the opportunity to learn a few words that represent peeing......"

"Get out of here!"

Even on the bus, he was chanting words, and several aunts next to him looked at him in surprise, and some people asked him if he had a girlfriend.

Such a child who loves learning must be a good child with a high degree of education and a future.

Back at the rented cottage, Xiao Liu was very irritable, his girlfriend knew that he was doing "Lazy God Challenge", she rubbed his head for him, and said gently: "Tired, I've already made dinner, when you finish eating, I'll pour water for you to wash your feet, and then I'll take a shower......"

This night, Xiao Liu felt a strange sweetness, he found that his girlfriend was still very gentle, not at all like the appearance of the Hedong lion when he was playing poker and drinking.

His girlfriend is like a gentle little daughter-in-law, making him feel like he has become a very big man and has special strength.

Hearing the sound of rushing water from the bathroom, Xiao Liu stood up and began to undress.

At this moment, Mentor Ah Hui's voice sounded: "Di, at 22 o'clock, start running at night and memorizing words, in order to help you replenish your energy, supper has been sent downstairs, go get it back when you come back from running......"

"Wait, can you delay it for 10 minutes?"

"5 minutes is fine!"

"3 minutes...... Damn, 1 minute!"

"You're fast, but you're ...... A plan is a plan...... 100,000 yuan a time, is it worth it?"

"I know so much by you!"

"No, I don't really understand, I'm just an artificial intelligence...... When the time comes, run for me! A strong body can improve the blood supply to the brain and improve the level of intelligence, without a good body, it is difficult to have a strong brain, unless you are Hawking! Run! Run, boy! GOGOGOGO! Think about it, a strong body can not only supply blood to the brain......"

"I'm so filthy by you......"

"Woo woo little train runs!"

The bathroom door opened, and in the thick mist, his girlfriend reached out: "Come on, let's wash ...... together"

There was no one in the living room anymore, and in the neighborhood at 22 o'clock, there was a young man running, shouting while running: "Ahhhh

"Shut up and memorize the words!"

The next day, "Lazy God Challenge" got a new name.

Death Challenge!