This eleventh long holiday is destined not to be too clean. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The lazy god space elevator was docked on a high platform in the western United States, and then some of the overhanging ropes slowly tightened and straightened, and finally became a bright line pointing diagonally to the sky.

The elevators are like droplets of water rolling on a bright line, constantly going up and down.

Lao Mei can do nothing but symbolically set up a customs checkpoint at the entrance and exit of the space elevator.

Even at the customs checkpoint, a large number of Asians or even Chinese Americans have been specially appointed, in case any blind white leftist accidentally discriminates against a large number of Chinese employees in the lazy god department.

Being able to mobilize so many Chinese employees in such a short period of time, and then organize such a temporary customs checkpoint, can be regarded as fast and efficient for Lao Mei.

The picture of the completion of the space elevator station in the United States has been repeatedly played on major news, and the various videos and photos taken by the lazy staff circulating on the Internet have been licked and blurred by netizens all over the world, so envious, so envious!

American reporters squatted at the entrance of the space elevator all day, sourly accusing that the lazy gods were typical racists, all Asians up and down, speaking strange dialects, and not seeing a few Western faces, occasionally a few, and especially not small Western European countries or mixed-race people.

There are also people who want to fan the flames and say: "Is it possible that dogs can enter the space elevator, but Americans cannot enter?"

Finally, I saw a young man who looked particularly beautiful in all aspects, and the reporters found that the new world generally came forward to interview: "This gentleman, where are you from?"

"New Yorkers. ”

"Americans?"

"Of course. ”

"Are you an employee of the Lazy God Department, is this your first time riding a space elevator?"

"Hmm......" The young man looked at so many cameras, all kinds of TV station logos, many of which have huge influence in the world, his eyes suddenly lit up, and then magically took out a huge poster from his pocket: "How are you young friends? Xiaomi's new generation flagship has been launched, young people ......"

"Uh......" The many reporters suddenly realized who this person was.

"Bad ......"

"I met this madmaniac......"

"Cut off the ......"

"Wait, we can be regarded as meeting an executive of the lazy god department, do you want to put up with his advertisement and force an interview?"

"You say that the interview will never be advertised, Travis? ”

Seeing that the tide of people had receded, Travis hurriedly greeted: "Hey, hey, don't go! It's okay if you don't like Xiaomi, I still have Huawei ...... here."

Seeing that this group of people avoided the plague, Travis looked up at the space elevator in front of him again, and stomped his feet suddenly: "Alas, these losers don't even know how to post advertisements on the elevator, how much income is wasted!"

As he spoke, he rushed into the elevator violently, not knowing who to go to.

"It's dangerous, it's dangerous. Seeing Travis avoid, a group of reporters began to look for other American faces again.

At least...... If you want to find some evidence that "the American people will benefit from the space elevator project", even if it is an orphan certificate, you have to have it. Otherwise, how can the U.S. government explain its soft behavior?

On the territory of the United States, the space elevator that Americans can't sit on, whose project is it?

In this regard, the United States pays more attention to the "name of the people" than at home, but people are citizens.

The Yankees, who were slapped in the face by the lazy god department, are the envy of many countries, and I don't know how many countries are inviting the lazy god department to build a space elevator on their own territory.

Even if it's not open to others outside of the Lazy God Department for a while, as long as it's built, it's an opportunity.

Everyone slowly improves the relationship, and we can always reach a consensus.

And isn't it just about building a good relationship? We're a bunch of diplomats grinding their fists.

It's a pity that the giants of the lazy god system are now gone, as if they have disappeared en masse.

The foreign affairs departments in China are all going crazy, making frequent phone calls, and even sending people to contact the lazy god department, but they only get one answer: "It's the National Day holiday, and there will be no holidays during the National Day holiday, isn't that unpatriotic? We lazy people don't do this kind of thing!"

A group of middle-aged and elderly people smiled bitterly, and could only stand guard on Lazy God Island, waiting for these young people to come back.

They also did not forget to learn from the young staff around them: "You are young people, when the lazy people come back, you will exert more strength and fight together......

The young man who was asked burst into tears: "Leaders, we are all middle-aged...... The last time I accompanied the Australian ambassador to the Lazy God Shipyard, the reception staff said hello uncle......"

People are lazy and have a group of gods, all of them are post-00s, and the worst ones are also post-95s! A few rare post-90s are all elderly people.

At this time, you say that we are young people born in the 80s? Are you really not kidding?

Some post-80s are still complaining angrily: "These post-80s are really annoying, if it were my child, they would have been slapped a long time ago!"

That's right, it's already a generation behind, how can you happily "mingle"?

"Not really...... Bring the kids in the house and ask them what they think?"

"Leader, are you serious?"

Does anyone really think that these bear children are the same thing as those bear children who can only go to the house to uncover the tiles?

"Anyway, anyway, it's waiting now, if you have sixteen or seventeen-year-old children, consult their thoughts, young people are young people after all. ”

A group of middle-aged and young people looked at each other for a moment, and finally found a family with a sixteen or seventeen-year-old child.

But they are really worried, if their children come, they say something that should not be said, such as how to complain about the leader at home on weekdays, how to scold the unit for being inhumane...... So what to do?

In the trembling, the bear child finally arrived, and now the children are generally tall, tall and thin sixteen or seventeen-year-old boys, standing beside a group of middle-aged and elderly people, standing out from the crowd, and the spirit is completely different.

"Grandpa Chen is good, Grandpa Li is good, Grandpa Hu is good, Grandpa Zhao is good......" The child is still very polite.

A group of middle-aged and elderly people, you look at me, I see you suddenly realize that it is really out of place, no wonder the communication with the lazy god department is always unsmooth.

Everyone is too many generations apart!

"You kid, why are you still playing with your mobile phone!" Seeing that the child was still lowering his head, the "young" staff member suddenly scolded unhappily, "Your grandfather Chen asked you, why don't you answer quickly!"

"Uh, Dad, you wait for me to finish this round. The kid looked up at the crowd, then looked down at the phone in his hand, and said, "After completing this round, I will be able to get the rewarded lazy drone." ”

"Don't be busy, today your Grandpa Chen will reward you with a lazy drone. "Middle-aged and elderly" Grandpa Chen said with a smile.

"Grandpa Chen, it's still different, the things you rewarded are not earned by my own hard work. The bear child still has a lot of words.

His father raised his hand to fight, but was stopped by the middle-aged and elderly people.

"Don't fight, the children also have their own business, we are difficult for the strongman, come on, let me see, what are you playing?"

"I'm not playing. "I'm challenging myself to become a better version of myself." ”

A group of people came up and saw the bear child doing the problem.

"When will these bear children be able to do the problem and be unable to extricate themselves?" A group of people who have raised children are confused.

After a while, they realized that the app on their phones was also a little strange.

Every time the bear child completes a question, an animation will flash below: "There are 47 questions left to ...... the drone reward"

"What is this?" After looking at it for a while, everyone wondered, "It looks like it's powerful?"

"This is the "Lazy God Challenge", it is an artificial intelligence program released by the Lazy God Department, its role is to set goals for everyone, generate challenges that follow the steps, and force you to be outside your comfort zone at all times, deliberately practice, the first goal I set is to complete the high school course within half a year, take the college entrance examination next year, and then be admitted to the Lazy God Academy!"

"What?"

Listening to words such as "deliberate practice" and "comfort zone" in his son's mouth, even the child's father felt unfamiliar, is this really the two-dimensional child in his mouth?

Why is it all of a sudden, so serious?

"Wait, you're talking about setting your own goals, and this program helps you make plans, help you complete them, and give you rewards?"

"Yes, I'll make a list of what I want and like the most, and whatever it is, this app will do it for you...... But if it's a very precious thing, the challenge is also very difficult!" The bear child raised his head triumphantly and said: "In addition, there are various random rewards, one of my classmates has been rewarded for boarding the space elevator! He is the top student in our school, and I want to board the space elevator too!"

"Lazy God...... What's this?"

"Well, the lazy gods said that they just want to raise better and stronger human beings, and to be honest, this challenge is really difficult, not only to study, but also to exercise, and to strengthen nutrition, otherwise the brain will not be able to stand it at all...... Almost everyone in our class downloaded this program, and most of them couldn't even stick to the first round, and they couldn't even get a 100 yuan reward for eating KFC......"

Speaking of which, the bear child had an expression of praising me and praising me.

A group of middle-aged and elderly people were shocked, lazy and ...... Is this the beginning of cultivating one's own hardcore from young people?

In fact, there is no need to cultivate it at all, so what are they going to do when they launch this APP?

The child's father squatted to the side, searched for it, and downloaded the APP.

Then he secretly glanced up at the crowd, and in the target column, he typed a few words: "I want to be a minister!"