Chapter 345: Rat Armor
"Qiqi, you took a picture of it and sent it to your sister on WeChat, so that she could smile too. ”
"It's not enough for you to giggle like this, and let my sister giggle after you? ”
"Silly is not really stupid, what do you know about children? Smile, ten years young, the old man becomes younger, and the dead man becomes old. ”
"My sister is a woman, invalid. ”
"The dead become a big mother, and the big mother becomes a little girl. ”
"Oh well. Qiqi took a video and sent it to her sister Miaomiao.
"I don't have any mines in my house, don't clear them. Qiqi Niang shouted to Chen Yingjun, it didn't work.
The people in the village came to see the excitement when they heard the news.
"I heard that there is a kung fu called dog boxing, which is what Chen Yingjun practices now, right?"
"Probably, you see he knocked down several sheep by lying on the ground. ”
The little white dog tied to the tractor of the Qiqi family may have heard Chen Yingjun's indiscriminate dog boxing, so he went to his trouser leg and pulled a few holes.
Chen Yingjun's brother Chen Yingying came, and when he saw this, he went to pick up his brother's clothes.
"What are you undressing him for?" the crowd asked.
"Didn't you see that his clothes were bitten by dogs and he had rabies?"
"I've never heard of sick clothes!"
"What have you heard, the toad at the bottom of the well!"
"Okay, okay, we are toads at the bottom of the well, you can take it off and give it to him!"
Chen Yingying took off nothing left of his brother, leaving only a layer of freshly glued black sheep dung eggs.
Chen Yingjun didn't have any clothes, and he knew that he was embarrassed, so he crawled on his stomach, climbing 1,000 laps and 1,000 laps.
I didn't expect exercise therapy to really work, and the addiction slowly subsided.
The four rats grew up after eating 4 pills of methamphetamine in the basement.
The rat carapace hallucinates that its body has collapsed to be as small as a grasshopper, and that its eyes will bend and see its ugly appearance.
But at the same time, there is also a wonder that I am already flying like a grasshopper.
Of course, it was just a jump, but it hallucinated that it was taking off.
It flew out of the village to find a few grasshoppers to compete in the high jump and long jump.
No matter how you look for it, you can't find even one. In the cold winter wax moon, grasshoppers are not too rare and rare, and the grasshoppers after autumn have stopped jumping for a few days.
A trace of sadness passed through its heart. After becoming the champion of the high jump and long jump wizard, there is no one playmate, which is really unbearable. I don't see grasshoppers in front of me, I don't see butterflies in the back, I think of the world and the world, and I cry alone.
The telephone poles that used to stand up now look like they are lying down. It ran over with ease and got on the wire.
The wires that used to lie down are now vertical. It's so high, it can't be higher than the Emei Golden Peak, right?
It's been 100 miles away, and it thinks it's climbing to a higher place.
Passing by a solar greenhouse, it saw green crops and some grass. It immediately leaped forward without hesitation.
After burrowing into the greenhouse through the gap in the clinker film, it did not find a single grasshopper to play with, but only saw three groups of five aphids. At this time, a vegetable farmer bought ladybugs to release them.
Its eyes widened, and its eyebrows widened, ready to watch the ladybug fight. As soon as the eyebrows flew and danced, this is when the vegetable farmer discovered it.
It found that the vegetable farmer did not have the slightest appreciation in his eyes, but was full of disgust, contempt and hatred, scolding and kicking and stomping in foul language.
Are our two families feuding, as for you?
Its mood deteriorated, and it longed for a rat hole to get into.
It just so happened that a rat hole was discovered. It burrowed into it without thinking.
Panic consumes energy. It was hungry now, and the medicinal power of the Qiqi they stole in the basement and the stuff they stole from Coach Chen, which it mistook for a delicacy, was also gone.
It found itself transformed into a mouse. It regained its instincts, went to the eggplant forest with a strong spirit, bit the seedlings and grinded its teeth to suck the juice, and helped the yellow wilt fungus to play karate with the eggplant seedlings.
The footsteps of vegetable farmers were heard again. It quickly retracted into the rat hole again.
It saw a rat trap in the hands of the bitter vegetable farmer.
It realized that it now had no relatives and only a fierce rival for the Ninth Generation.
It is said that it is easy to say that it is easy to make wisdom in a hurry, to become a general in adversity, to force Liang Shan to become a general, and to make five rats scary in Tokyo.