Chapter 344: Fake Calcium Tablets
At Chen Leng's house, Xiaohong persuaded Chen Lian not to touch drugs, but she was strongly disgusted by her, so she didn't say more.
Chen Leng continued to teach his sister Chen Lian: "You actually pretended to be me and went to a drug dealer to buy methamphetamine!"
"I'm not pretending to be you, I'm just trying to look like a man, eat fat, and wear your clothes. ”
"You appeared at the scene of the drug trafficking, and you were also wanted as a drug trafficker, and the police summoned me, but I was released because I had alibi evidence. ”
"But I just bought it, I didn't sell it, I didn't buy it and I didn't suck it, and I couldn't be sentenced if I was caught. ”
"Then why don't you turn yourself in?"
"Well, I don't have the guts, I'd better draw my dear fake invisibly. ”
It is said that when Qiqi used his mobile phone to surf the Internet, he saw a video program. In the video, a man has a house full of clothes, pants, shoes and socks, all of which are small knives - saying that he has a curse on his body and needs a knife to ward off evil spirits.
The reason was that the man had taken drugs.
Qiqi suddenly had a whim: he should let his enemy Chen Yingjun also suffer from this strange disease.
That time, Chen Yingjun claimed that the place in front of Qiqi's house belonged to his family before the land reform, and when he dug a deep ditch in front of the gate of Qiqi's house, he quarreled with Qiqi's parents and fought with Qiqi's sister Miaomiao.
Qiqi found the residential area and building number where Coach Chen lived according to the name and building number of the residential area where Coach Chen lived that Xiaohong told him, as well as the location posted on WeChat, and climbed onto the roof of a store.
The store has been renovated and has not yet opened.
Xiaohong was thrown out of the back window, and Dongdong should be on the roof of this store.
Sure enough, as soon as I looked down, I found it.
For some reason, he panicked, and he hurriedly got the 5 garbage treasures.
He groped his pockets countless times along the way.
After returning home, Qiqi hid 4 grains in the basement of his house, and then brought one to Chen Yingjun.
"Brother Handsome, why are you so idle today?"
"I'm your handsome brother, didn't you see me in the past and I was a rough donkey, why is my mouth sweet today?"
"I used to be ignorant, but now that I've grown up, I understand more things. ”
"Yesterday you were still that virtuous, and you will grow up in one day?"
"This is called a slow quantitative change, a sudden qualitative change. ”
"Sensei Crepe, you are a night owl entering the house anyway, and you have nothing to do. ”
"Thank you, brother, for the compliment. ”
"Praise?"
"Owls are particularly valuable birds, and of course they are praised. ”
"Then you are a weasel giving New Year's greetings to chickens, and you are not well-intentioned. ”
"If you don't have a good heart, can I send this to you?" said Kiki, shaking the vial in his hand slightly.
"Ann...... Are you willing to use An Moumou to send me?"
"That's right, this is a calcium tablet surnamed An. ”
"I finally understand this time, you are trying to lead me into a pyramid scheme!" Chen Yingjun straightened up vigilantly, as if to defend the bunker of his reputation.
"People are direct sales!"
"I don't care about the direct pins, I don't do it! Hehe, I don't do it. Because, I can't do it!"
"I can't do that. You didn't do it, you didn't do it. ”
"Don't brag about me, I really can't do it. If I can do that, can I carry a shovel to work as a small worker every day?"
"It's a lot of money to work as a small worker. Qiqi continued to praise while continuing to hand the bottle forward, "So you have to take 1 very valuable calcium tablet to improve your bones and prevent osteoporosis, which is like bran radish." ”
"Don't eat. Don't eat it!" Chen Yingjun glared and shouted.
"People give you high-grade calcium tablets, and you still shout at them? If you don't eat it, I'll eat it!" At this time, Chen Ergou from the east end of the village passed by, stopped the three horses, and jumped over to grab it.
Qiqi was frightened, and his little face turned pale, and he hurriedly protected it.
Uncle, this thing is more harmful than sweat medicine, if you eat it, it will be a small matter to delay my revenge, and it will not be good for you to make a big fool.
But Chen Ergou was so strong that he was about to be snatched away.
Qiqi was anxious and bit down hard.
"Xiao Qiqi, you belong to a dog, how can you bite your uncle?" Chen Ergou was already bleeding from the back of his hand, but he still wanted to snatch it.
Kiki was so anxious that he cried, and tears rained down. "I'm here for my handsome brother, I want to slap him up and apologize to him for my father and my sister, this is a brand-name calcium tablet, others can't eat it!"
Chen Yingjun saw that Qiqi was really crying, and his own tears came down. He pounced and pushed Chen Ergou away, took the well-behaved plastic bottle into his hand, and said, "I'll eat, I accept the kindness of my Qiqi brother!" he said as he poured out the pill, poured it into the palm of his hand, put it in his mouth, brewed some spit, raised his neck, and swallowed the methamphetamine tablet that Qiqi had turned into a calcium tablet.
Kiki immediately burst into tears and laughed.
How do you laugh, people laugh like a flower, you laugh like a snot sprayer.
After Chen Yingjun took the tablet, he quickly became a ghost.
He seemed to have a special ability, and saw an anomaly in his own cemetery - in his father's grave, there was a Japanese devil with a machine gun, ready to shoot anyone who dared to go to the grave.
He took a shovel and quietly attacked from behind the devil.
When he came to the grave, he began to dig the grave lightly, digging a big hole in his father's grave.
It wasn't until the coffin was revealed that the devil was gone.
His 85-year-old lady saw what he was doing, stumbled and ran, grabbed his shovel and filled the hole.
As soon as the coffin was covered, he hallucinated again, and snatched the shovel from his mother's hand again.
Her mother was in a hurry, jumped into the dirt hole and couldn't get out, crying and scolding.
When the villagers heard the news, they took the old lady back to her home in a van.
Chen Yingjun is extremely resolute, guarding his father's grave like an iron warrior.
It wasn't until two days later, when the medicine had subsided and he had woken up from a long sleep, that the hallucinations disappeared, and he filled in the hole and went home.
Two days later, as if he was being pulled by an invisible thread, he took the initiative to find Kiki.
"Kiki, I'd like to take one of those calcium tablets. ”
"You turn around and wait. Kiki ordered him, and quietly went to the basement of his house.
Strange, that's gone.
Two grains of rat droppings were added to the side.
Stinky rat, you exchange two black ones for four white ones, hateful!
You can't use these two black grains to give to Chen Yingjun to eat, Chen Yingjun must know the two of them.
Qiqi had no choice but to take the real calcium tablets that his sister had left at home and take 1 pill for Chen Yingjun to eat.
It's so distressed, it's so distressed, this is what my sister left for my mother, my mother was reluctant to eat, left it to my father, my father was reluctant to eat, it was left to Qiqi, Qiqi was reluctant to eat, and then it was left to my sister, and my sister was reluctant to eat......
After Chen Yingjun took calcium tablets, he went home, but he came back halfway, and he was still uncomfortable, extremely gluttonous, extremely uncomfortable.
Qiqi had no choice but to go to a pharmacy in Daliuzhuang and buy a box of ordinary calcium tablets and give it to Chen Yingjun.
Chen Yingjun ate the whole box, but it was not enough, and finally he was so anxious that he lay down on the ground and rolled.
Qiqi Niang came back from herding sheep, saw the scene, and smiled back and forth.
Haha, I don't have any money, my mother - I can't afford to buy tickets to watch a good show even if I have a little money for a star, but today I encountered a good show that didn't cost money.