Chapter 59: Such a robbery
"You're a fart!"
"You fart!"
"You!"
"You, you, you!"
"You!you!you!"
"Alright. I mean, a fart loan shark. We said I'd go to the bank and take out 50,000 dollars, and then ride the tram home, and you're going to hit me on the tram, knock me into the ditch, and then hold me down......."
"You're a high school student. I'm a junior high school student, can I hold you down? You might as well ask Gao Ming to find a high school boy!"
"Nonsense! I'm a school girl, beautiful, gentle and moving, if a high school boy really does a fake show, I can't resist it, won't I really hang up?"
"You don't want to hang up, what do you want to do?"
"I went to the Rural Commercial Bank to withdraw money, withdrew 50,000 yuan, and then you came to rob - fake robbery. Take the money away. Then I told my family that the money had been robbed. Then, you only give me 45,000. The 5,000 is your hard work. I used the 40,000 5 to eat, drink, prostitute and gamble - I am a woman, I don't know how to prostitute, so I eat, drink, gamble and smoke, and enjoy a long time. 40,005, I can't spend 10,000 even if I roll on the ground. As for you, use the 5,000 you have to eat, drink, prostitute and gamble......"
"I'm a good boy, I won't be so uncompetitive!"
"Then you can do whatever you want. For 5,000 yuan, you can buy a homework instinct to build an Emei Mountain, buy a pencil to insert a forest, buy a pen and water can splash a Yangtze River ......"
"Okay, don't be verbose, just say where and when to do it. ”
"Then you can come to me at the door of the Rural Commercial Bank at the south end of Daliuzhuang Street, and I will withdraw the money and go out in a while. When the time comes, you can just hit me harder and press me harder. ”
"Okay!"
Kiki was dying of joy.
What is this called? Who said that pies can't fall from the sky, and pies are only worth a few big hairs? Who said that it is the most difficult thing in the world to make money? I can easily earn 5,000 yuan as a little hairy child! Isn't it just a small fall and a roll? Is this also a physical exercise? Is it the most interesting physical exercise? Isn't it just a little dirt on my body, and it will be clean by patting and patting? Moreover, you can also act and play. The lyrics of the play are now written and performed, and they will be played on the spot.
There are no electric bikes at home, there are electric tricycles. He was afraid that the electric tricycle would be too strong and hit too hard, so he rode a bicycle and rushed to his destination.
Sure enough, I saw Li obediently sitting on an electric bicycle and taking a bath at the door of the Rural Commercial Bank. Sunbathing. The washed hair is black and beautiful, the clothes are clean and bright, and the school flower is about to become a car model.
The two approached, eyebrows flirted, and nodded to each other. What a tacit feeling.
Then Liu Li obediently rode an electric bicycle to the west. Kiki followed.
There was no one else during this time. Seeing that Liu Li obediently pulled over the car to the edge of the road, Qiqi kicked a few times, caught up in time, and suddenly turned to the right and knocked Liu Li obediently off the road.
Qiqi also threw down the car and threw himself on, lying on Liu Li's obedient body.
Liu Li obediently shouted in surprise, looking anxious and ashamed.
Kiki was a little angry. Sister, what are you pretending, isn't it a script you wrote, did I play something wrong? Oh, you want to act more realistically, then you don't have to pay too much attention to details, right? Okay, since you really look ashamed, then I'll get up, don't stick to you, I don't have any wrong thoughts.
But Li obediently felt that her uncle Liu Rong, who was hidden somewhere, must not have finished filming yet, so he grabbed Qiqi's shirt with his hand and prevented him from leaving.
Kiki struggled to break free.
"Anyway, that's it, you can take the opportunity to get some cheap and go. Li obediently pleaded with Qiqi in a low voice.
"I won't. Kiki was still struggling.