"What's wrong?" the village chief was about to turn around and lead her in, but stopped at this moment. "The obedient voice seems to say, think I'm ugly? Then you get out of me right away!"

She stopped talking.

"What's wrong with me?" asked the village chief.

"Didn't say anything. Aunt Kun said.

Oh, I didn't say anything, so you just let out a small fart? Fart louder, so that people can hear clearly, don't open your eyes, spit.

Aunt Kun resolutely stopped talking.

"Why don't you say anything? It's not that I mean to be murderous, it's you who provoked me, right?"

Aunt Kun froze there, wanting to cry without tears, and the tear ducts were stiff.

"Do you think I'm willing to let you see it? I'm afraid you're a widow and you're hungry and eat me." If you really want to see it, I won't let you watch it in vain, and you will get more than 100 yuan in 1 second. It's not a lot of money, is it? How much time have you been watching it now?"

Aunt Kun turned around and turned her back to the village chief.

"What do you mean by giving me a belly? has lost a cheek, good tooth dog ......"

Aunt Kun didn't stamp it and walked home.

At this time, I heard the neighbors of the village director coming out to speak and criticize the village director:

"You are serving the people, what kind of attitude do you call?"

"Aunt Kun's life is not easy, the big guys pity her, you can't bully others. ”

But I heard the village chief shouting:

"I am serving the people, not for him alone, she cannot represent the people. Besides, am I bullying her or is she bullying me?

After Aunt Kun returned home, she only told her son that it was too late and she didn't knock on the door of the village cadre.

Aunt Kun tossed and turned all night. The next morning, she brought a bottle of liquor to her neighbor Chen Shouzi and asked him to help find the village director to issue a certificate and seal it. Chen Shouzi worked in the town government, although he was not promoted, but he sat for a long time, and the village cadres scared him for 3 points.

After the certificate was opened, Chen Shouzi sent it home to Aunt Kun, and the liquor was also brought back.

The matter was settled satisfactorily, but Aunt Kun's heart was ploughed by the iron plough and the soil was turned over, sowing the seeds of hatred. She was determined to take revenge.

It is said that the high school beauty Liu obediently called the junior high school boy Qiqi.

"Hey ......"

"Hey, hello. ”

"Hello. Do you know who I am?"

"I don't know who you are?"

"I am the school flower of the whole school, the first beauty in the high school class, Liu is obedient, and I am at the same table as your sister Miaomiao. ”

"Yes, no wonder you know my phone. ”

"Clever brother, but I stole the number from your sister's phone without her knowing. Don't tell her. ”

"Why are you stealing my phone number?"

"Shall we do something unseemly?"

"What's the matter?"

"It's a shame to say, it's indescribable. ”

"Unspeakable things, why are you so bad?"

"I'm just bad, what's wrong? Women aren't bad, men don't love. ”

"Oh, it's really going down. What the hell is going on with you, are you in a hurry to have a baby? I can't do it!"

"Men can't say no. ”

"But I know what love is. I will resolutely hold on to my first kiss and leave it to my wife. ”

"Ah, you're thinking too much. ”

"Thinking too much?"

"Not really. You still want to have that thing with your school girl in your primary grade? Shame on you, why don't you die?"

"Then what the hell are you harassing me?"

"It's not harassment, it's caring...... Actually, there is a thing to make a lot of money together. ”

"I don't understand technology, I don't understand business, please don't fool me, okay?"

"That's right. I went to the bank to withdraw money......"

"Oh, you want to go out with me to lend loan sharks? I only have 10 yuan in my hand, and I can earn 3 times as much as 30 yuan, which is not a lot of money!"

"Fart ......"