Chen Shouzi is a Tai Chi veteran, and his body and mind are agile, which makes the flying rat tired.

The Flying Squat turned on the microphone to scold Chen Shouzi. Chen Slender pulled the plug. The Flying Squirrel found the plug by the wire, and then reached the socket. Due to blindness, I didn't insert it for 1 hour.

The Flying Mouse crawled and went to the street to find someone to help, and as soon as he got out of the gate, he was almost hit by an electric tricycle from Dongchenzhuang. The driver didn't recognize him, and scolded in obscenity: "Blind uncle, don't you have long eyes?"

The Flying Squat had never been desecrated like this, and jumped behind and scolded back.

The three rounds were driven by Captain Kun of that village. Captain Kun stepped on the brakes after being scolded, and was in a rage, wanting to come and beat him. When he got closer, he recognized it and shouted, "Brother Shuo Mouse, where are your eyes?"

The Flying Mouse touched a brick from the ground and threw it.

After the big wolf dog in Dongchenzhuang Village caught up, seeing this, he pounced on the flying mouse.

This big wolfdog is not as intelligent as the science fiction dog, but it is still very intelligent. It knew that if it bit the Flying Rat, the guardian would have to pay compensation. It just untied his clothes.

Now the privacy of the Flying Mouse will be made public.

Someone sighed: His chickens have no eggs.

Some people also secretly guessed: When did he offend the pig, and was made like this?

Someone shouted: "Old director, it's not good, the two wheels of your gun truck have been swallowed by dogs!"

When he heard someone calling him the old director, he immediately felt a hundred times more energetic, stomped his feet with his head held high, and said: "My old village director can go up and down, rise and fall, be disabled and willless, and be an official and not descend." Whoever doesn't listen to me, I'll clean her up in hell!"

After hearing about it, the village party secretary came to the door of the office of the two village committees, ordered his wife to take a big windbreaker to wrap the flying mouse, and sent the village accountant to send him home.

On the night of the weeping willow in the dusk, the flying rat did not come out to make trouble.

On the morning of the funeral, the flying rat did not come out. People discussed: "He has no face to come out, and he won't make trouble anymore." ”

He didn't come out in the afternoon.

But when the car pulled the coffin, the funeral procession came to the grave, but saw the flying rat sitting in the grave. The steward asked him to make room, but whoever pulled him and carried him did not come up.

Chen Shouzi jumped down and said to the Flying Mouse: "Good dog doesn't get in the way, you know what's in the way?"

"I'm out of the way. Said the Flying Mouse.

"Then we'll bury it!" someone threw in a shovel of dirt to scare him.

"It's just right to be buried, I'm going to be buried with her. ”

"Aunt Kun has a man, that is, Uncle Kun, who died and just got bone, why are you buried with Aunt Kun?"

"She and I are two people!"

"Do you have a marriage license?"

"Nope. ”

"Isn't that the same as farting?"

"But I have been a de facto husband and wife with him. ”

"Shut up!" Chen scolded, grabbing a large handful of dirt and covering it in the mouth of the Flying Mouse.

The Flying Rats whined uncomfortably.

Chen Shouzi made a gesture for Chen Ergou and the others to go down, and together they lifted the Flying Sky Squirrel Rat, lifted it out of the pit, and carried it far away.

After the big grave of the weeping willow in the dusk stood majestically, the flying rat could not climb back. He was blind, stabbed with both hands, and crawled in his back until the middle of the night, when he crawled back to his own door.

The weeping willow in the dusk was in the ground, and he gave Chen Shouzi a dream that night: I am dead, but my soul is not gone. My soul is a long string of electromagnetic waves. Because of the slight west wind, I drifted with the wind to the house of the Flying Mouse, because only Zi Ling, the daughter-in-law of the Flying Mouse, was at home at that time, I got into Zi Ling's body and became the master of Zi Ling's body with Zi Ling's soul.

After Chen Shouzi woke up from his dream, he didn't believe it. Because he is an atheist.