Chapter 104: Spinning in the Intensive Care Unit
But then he saw on the Internet that there was really a saying that the particles of matter eventually reached the strings.
Moreover, Zi Ling, the second daughter-in-law of the Flying Sky Shuo Mouse, really said that she was Zi Ling for a while, and said that she was Aunt Kun for a while. When she became Aunt Kun, her posture and tone of voice were absolutely the same as that of Aunt Kun.
Some people don't believe in this kind of thing, and some people say that they have a similar life in Xichenzhuang Village. That time, the big Yangtze River in the village died, and in the 5 days of the stoppage, his younger siblings made a fuss, crying and complaining every day, which was the style and tone of the eldest brother, saying that he had caused the grave owner to be tied up with an iron chain because he passed by a cemetery and poured a bubble of urine, and was tied away with an iron chain, and died unjustly. Therefore, some literate people speculate that it is a psychological problem, and it is definitely not a real soul, because there will be no iron chains in the spiritual world.
The Flying Squat family said that Ziling was mentally ill and took her to see the Shenhan witch, but everyone said that it was Aunt Kun's soul that pounced on her, and she couldn't get rid of it because of her deep hatred.
On Friday afternoon, Miao Miao and Qiqi came home from school and immediately went crazy when they heard Tie Dan talk about the death of Aunt Kun. The siblings called Yaya and told her the bad news.
Yaya Miaomiao and Qiqi followed Tie Dan to Aunt Kun's grave and cried for a long time.
The next morning, Qiqi put on the girl's clothes that Tian Tian gave him, and ran from the village street to the east.
"Kiki, what are you playing?"
"Running for fitness. ”
"Why are you dressed in a girl's clothes?"
"I'm a girl, of course I have to wear girls' clothes!"
"When did you become a girl?"
"I'm Miao, not Kiki. You're so blind!"
"Miaomiao, is he Miaomiao?" the man was confused.
"Of course, you're stupid! you should know by looking at the clothes, can Kiki wear a girl's clothes?" said the man next to him.
"Kiki didn't have any clothes to wear when he was a child, so he used to wear his sister's clothes, and I didn't recognize it once at that time. ”
"It was when he was a child, and now that he's older and knows how to love his face, is it possible to let him wear his sister's clothes again?"
"Oh-but...... Forget it, don't care, what's in my way!"
Qiqi arrived at the Flying Squirrel house and called: "Hello grandpa——, I want to stamp!"
"This is the important office of the village committee, you can't call grandpa, you have to call the old village director!"
"Hello old village director, I want to stamp!"
"Who are you?"
"I'm Chen Shan's daughter in the west of the village - Miaomiao!"
"Okay, then, Cutie Villager, you're okay!" said the Flying Mouse, holding out his dirty hand.
"You're welcome, old director, you don't need to shake hands. Kiki deliberately feigned shame.
"What's the line if you don't shake hands? This is officialdom etiquette!"
"But, the ...... who are afraid of people," Qiqi leaned forward to the old immortal.
When the flying mouse touched the soft flower skirt that Qiqi was wearing, he pinched it and couldn't let go of his hand, and said, "It's okay if you don't shake hands, rub the shoulders and back of the old cadre." ”
"Okay. Kiki got closer and closer. Then shake out one of the prepared thorn moths wrapped in whiteboard paper and let it fall into the collar of the flying mouse.
The Flying Squat screamed and scratched it with his hand, and the more he scratched, the more painful and itchy, the more painful and itchy.
Kiki has drifted away like a swallow.
Kiki didn't tell her sister about this. But Miao Miao also thought of this trick.
On Saturday and night, the two of them openly collected thorn moths on the Internet for a fee, and 5 of them have been collected.
They often carry out activities to learn to do good deeds, and people think that they are also whimsical ideas to kill pests.
The next Sunday, Miaomiao and Yaya made an appointment to practice roller skating on the road in roller skates, and then turned a big corner and went to the Feitian Shuo Mouse's house at the east end of Chenjiazhuang Village.
At this time, the flying rat was sitting on a recliner in the courtyard, listening to someone outside the courtyard wall gossiping.
"Yesterday's child of the calculating old director must not be Miaomiao, but her younger brother Qiqi. ”
"Of course, how can a girl have such guts?!"
The old body of the Flying Squat was shocked.
His neck and the places where his hands were scratched made him worse than dead all night, and he barely slept for a long time after dawn, and now he still thinks about it.
"Miaomiao, a beautiful woman in the sky, what are you doing in the east of our village?"
"I'm here to find the old director to stamp it!"
It's her family again? Is it really fake? Am I not going to be able to hold this seal anymore? It seems that it is not a blessing artifact, but a troublemaker...... However, I really can't live without it......
"Who is the beautiful woman with you?"
"It's my female classmate, the school girl in our school!"
There are also two cuties? And the school flower? Who can resist this?
"Is the old director at home? Oh, just here? We're going to get a stamp!" shouted Miao Miao as soon as she entered the hospital.
"Oh. No problem. However, why do I sound like two people are here? It can't be that Jing Ke or the like have come to assassinate me, the Earth Emperor, right?"
"Old director, you think too much. She's a girl, the school girl in our high school, but she's pretty and gentle!"
"How can you prove she's a girl? Did she come in jeans or a skirt?"
"Then I'll touch and verify. The Flying Squat stretched out a hand as he spoke.
Yaya's skirt was pinched. She gritted her teeth crooked in hatred, hating that she hadn't gotten more moths. 100, 1000!
"I'm going to verify that you're a girl, too. You can't lie to me, it's a crime to bully the blind!"
"Then you can touch my skirt too. Miao Miao said closely.
The Flying Squirrel stretched out his other sinful hand.
"That's not enough. Flying Mouse said. ”
Yaya was so frightened that she hurriedly retreated.
"Then what do you want to touch? We also want to touch if you are a real man!" said Miao Miao.
"You feel free. The Flying Mouse was generous.
"Okay then!" Miao Miao reached into the crotch of the Flying Squirrel's pants and shook the thorny moth in the paper in her hand.
Yaya had already stepped forward in two steps, shoving the moth into the collar of the flying mouse.
When the flying rat found out that he had been fooled and screamed terribly, two pairs of roller skates had slipped to the west of the village.
Since then, the Flying Rats no longer dare to receive villagers to stamp. He handed over the official seal to the village party secretary and surrendered to the axiom of social morality.
Only occasionally, he will think of that official seal, and think of the fun, fun, beauty, and coolness that the official seal has brought him. But his gall was broken, and his bile was splashing. If he regains his sight, he doesn't dare to expect to get that official seal anymore.
One day, the neighbor's aunt picked up the old official seal that was thrown away by the silver flower, and she didn't know what to do with it, so she hurriedly sent it to the flying mouse.
As soon as the flying rat heard that it was the official seal, he jumped up in surprise and almost snapped the frame on the door. He himself was badly wounded and lay in a pool of blood.
After being taken to the city hospital by his son and rescued in the intensive care unit, he heard a female nurse speak and immediately shouted in shock: "I'm not the village director——, I don't care about stamping anymore——"
"This is the hospital, we are your nurses......"
"I don't want a female nurse...... I only need a male nurse ......."
"No male nurses ......"
"No, I'm going home——"
The nurses came and pressed him. But where can I hold it.
The Flying Mouse jumped out of bed and opened the rotor in the intensive care unit.
"How does this look like a patient? Ask him to go and let him go!" the male director of the intensive care unit came and shouted when he saw this.
Soon, the family of the flying rat discharged him from the hospital and let him go back to his hometown to recuperate.