Chapter 74: Little Demon
Yaya has been injured since she dropped out of school, sometimes she washes her face with tears when she goes to class, and her clothes are wet every day.
I studied to be with him. Why should I study without a partner?
In the past, I didn't believe in God, I didn't believe in ghosts, I believed in nature, and there were no gods and ghosts in nature. But now think about it, how did nature come about? Maybe the universe is a little game written by the spirits of the kindergarten class!
In class today, her mind was deserted again, and she thought of a story she heard when she was a child.
The story goes: A man thought he was short, so he drew himself on a small piece of paper, and then pasted it on a big Tsubaki tree, so he rushed to the Tsubaki tree and said: King Tsubaki, Tsubaki King, you grow thick and I will grow long.
According to the regulations, he could only read it once, but he read it three times, so he grew three times, and because his head and feet were blocked by the wall, he grew into a big Luo pot.
Doom destroys people's beliefs and makes people believe in fairy tales.
Fairy tales must be true, otherwise they won't sound so good.
Myths must all be true, otherwise they wouldn't have spread like that.
Yaya now believes very much that the story she heard as a child is true, and the methods in the story work wonders. So I looked forward to the end of class.
Hurry up and get out of class, why should there be classes in the world.
Teacher, don't talk about it, why do you have teachers in the world?
My heart has become a mess, and no matter how loud and frustrated you are, teacher, it is still noise.
Is that really a poem? How can it be poetic? A day without iron eggs, even if it is poetic, it will be bleak.
During extracurricular activities, she drew the iron egg on paper, then cut it out and pasted it on the thickest acacia tree on campus, silently reciting in her heart: The king of the acacia tree, the king of the acacia tree, let the iron egg grow as strong as you.
After finishing her studies, she left school and went to Tiedan's house.
Tie Dan Niang was worried that Tie Dan would not follow her to practice Tai Chi, and when she saw Yaya coming, she said: "Ya Ya, good girl, you lead Tie Dan to practice Tai Chi, is it useless to take care of it." ”
"Good. "Yaya practiced a style of vajra pounding.
I didn't expect the iron egg to follow the practice.
The iron egg girl is like seeing the sun for the first time in a hundred days, and she is so happy that she doesn't know how to get better.
Yaya was also a little relieved. Big brother, you really give me face, you won't be angry with me if I don't come, and you will be angry with them on purpose.
Yaya practiced 73 in one go, and Tie Dan followed up with 73 style.
Tie Danniang was so happy that she went to Chen Sheng's vegetable field outside to buy leeks and make dumplings for Yaya to eat.
After eating the dumplings, Yaya gave Tie Dan the simplest mechanical problem, which was to draw a cuboid on an inclined plane and analyze how many forces it was subjected to.
In the past, this problem was easier than asking Tie Dan to calculate how many suns there are in the sky, and I liked it. But now, Tie Dan still shook his head, he wouldn't do it, and he was anxious and angry.
Yaya immediately burst into tears.
The heart that sobbed incessantly was like a room leaking from the rain.
That outstanding enthusiasm for doing questions is like a beaten wolf.
The room is leaking and raining, where is my spirit going.
The wolf has been beaten, but I can no longer run rampant with the problem.
Tie Dan stared at Yaya obsessively, as if Yaya was using her eyes to conjure up a silver bead of extreme beauty.
After Yaya left, when Tie Danniang asked her son to practice Tai Chi again, her son still didn't practice.
Tie Danniang told the situation from WeChat to the shot put Piaopiao. Shot put Piao Piao said: "Is it that he only practices when he meets a little beauty?"
On Friday afternoon the next day, Miaomiao, who was more beautiful than Yaya from her former neighbor's house, came to visit Tie Dan as soon as she got home from school, and Tie Dan Niang asked her to lead Tie Dan to practice.
But Miaomiao practiced until midnight, but it didn't work.
Miao Miao was so anxious that she grabbed Tie Dan's wrist and pulled him to beat, but Tie Dan didn't follow suit.
No matter how Miaomiao begged him, it didn't work.
Miao Miao was so angry that she pressed his shoulder and slapped his back, while secretly screwing him.
Seeing that Miaomiao was as beautiful as a little girl cut from petals, but Tie Dan was indifferent, Tie Dan Niang was anxious and said, "Why didn't Yaya come over today?"
"It's definitely useless for her to come over, right? She doesn't wash her face now, she doesn't change her clothes, she doesn't brush her shoes, she looks dejected every day, how can she still have any aura?"
As soon as Miao Miao finished speaking, Yaya arrived.
Tie Danniang looked at Yaya and saw that she looked like a farmer's sister-in-law who was working to pick cotton and had just come out of a cotton field full of dew.
But Yaya was together, and Tie Dan immediately followed her to practice Tai Chi.
Miao Miao looked at her delicate body and trembled. Iron Danniang was dumbfounded.
Miao Miao Xintang vinegar waves flooded. Big brother and sister, don't you be so obvious, okay? You are black iron eggs Seeing the stinky magnetic stripe, you will cooperate immediately.
An hour later, during the break, Tie Danniang asked Yaya: "Girl, what are you doing today, you are so embarrassed?"
"Nothing. Yaya replied.
That day, he left Tiedan's house and went back to school, crying all the way.
Tossing and turning at night, I thought that only Tsubaki would work.
She got up at 4 o'clock this morning and went from village to village to inquire if there were any Tsubaki trees.
When she finally found one, she pasted the villain she had prepared in advance, and looked at Tsubaki with a blank eye and began to chant: "Tsubaki King, Tsubaki King, let the iron egg grow as strong as you." ”
Now after resting for a while, Yaya gave Tie Dan the physics and mechanics problem again.
She draws an inclined plane, then an object, and asks Tie Dan to analyze the force again.
Tie Dan took the pen that Yaya handed him in his hand, went to draw a cross in the cuboid, and said, "Take all four pieces of this piece of tofu, and we will each eat one piece." ”
The servants are crazy.
"You said it's tofu and it's a piece of tofu, how many forces do you say it suffers from?" Yaya asked Tie Dan eagerly.
"He didn't take any power. Tie Dan said, "Tofu is flattened when you press it." ”
"......" Yaya.
"......" wonderful.
On this day, the people of the Shot Put Piao faction came.
Came to the Iron Egg's house.
This person is not only a beauty like a goblin, but also carefully dressed, and the puppets will be tempted when they see them.
As soon as the wind pushes, the flowers on the door curtain also come over and are very flattering to let people smell the flowers.
Seeing that the person sent by the shot put Piaopiao was so beautiful, Tie Danniang had an opinion, and said to the shot put Piaopiao in WeChat: "I thought your female apprentice was as simple as you, but I didn't expect it to be a little demon, how can I rest assured?"
"I'm afraid that even a goblin won't be able to attract your son. Shot put fluttering said.
Sure enough, the little demon practiced Tai Chi so beautifully, and the iron egg was like a rusty iron head, standing still.
The little demon reached out and pulled him, and he glared angrily.
The little demon cried urgently.
Tie Dan Niang wiped her tears, and then said, "You better teach Yaya first, let her practice and master it first, and then she will teach Tie Dan again." ”
After Yaya came, the little demon taught Yaya his best set of Wu-style Taijiquan.
Then Yaya taught the iron egg. Iron Egg was practiced immediately.
The little demon was so frightened that his face was red and swollen.