One morning, Tie Danniang went to the market to buy vegetables. The little demon immediately rubbed the grease and powder, and changed into a dress with the shortest and narrowest, the style, the pattern, the color, the fragrance, the dazzling, and dangled in front of the iron egg.

Iron eggs are always like colorblindness.

I've seen color blindness, but I've never seen anyone who is blind like this. It's just blind, blind people who can't tell the difference between male and female.

She was so angry that she pulled and tugged, hugged and hugged. Tie Dan got angry and spat at her.

The little demon was so frightened that he sat on the ground.

Let's let Yaya teach him, this person has one tendon and one way to run to the dark. If Yaya doesn't marry him in the future, she will be a bachelor, a bachelor for a lifetime, a hundred lifetimes...... 10,000 lifetimes of singles!

Yaya doesn't have many Tai Chi, so let's teach Yaya more.

She also changed her WeChat name to a setter.

She also restored her dressing habits, to her plain appearance.

She was originally very simple, but her teacher Shot Put Piao Piao told her to wear fashion in order to allow her to tempt the iron egg.

After changing into plain clothes, her glorious temperament could not be hidden.

It's like a flame wrapped in paper.

It's like gold bars hidden in the snow.

After that, while carefully teaching Yaya to practice Wu-style Taijiquan, the little demon also carefully followed Yaya to learn.

She followed Yaya to learn Yaya's way of speaking and the style of the aisle, and strived to be vivid.

She also praised Yaya's clothes for being beautiful and asked to change them. Yaya couldn't refuse, so she agreed.

One day Tie Dan Niang went out again, and after the little demon begged Tie Dan to be useless, she quietly changed into Yaya's clothes, practiced Tai Chi with Yaya's back to Tie Dan, and imitated Yaya's voice to call Tie Dan: "Tie Dan, practice it." ”

Tie Dan immediately rejoiced and practiced with the fake Yaya.

was overly excited, and the little demon slowly led Tie Dan to practice for more than 3 hours before quietly escaping, changing clothes, and going to cook.

Since then, she has always concocted the same method, and gradually lost her original way of speaking and aisle posture.

Later, the little demon asked Yaya to make a panda mask, and let Yaya wear a panda mask to get along with the iron egg. In this way, after Yaya left, she put on the mask and played Yaya.

After more than 20 days, Tie Dan has developed the habit of practicing Tai Chi day and night.

The little demon continuously practices Tai Chi every day. The iron egg always follows very tightly.

Yaya rode her bicycle around the village again, looking for the big tsubaki tree.

For safety, she disguised herself as a man.

When she came to a certain village, she didn't know the name of the village, so she asked a man she met.

"Brother, may I ask, is there a tall and big stinky tree in your village?"

"You should be called uncle, right? You are so proud and arrogant, you, have you come to Lao Tzu to be a senior?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, uncle!"

"That's pretty much it. ”

"Thank you, uncle. ”

"Hmm. You ask the toon tree, everyone eats toon leaves, why do you love to eat toon leaves?"

"Does that leaf stink?" Yaya hadn't tasted either.

"You eat it, but it doesn't stink. The man continued to talk nonsense, "You need to supplement your nutrition, right? Look at you, a man who looks so tender and doesn't have a big muscle, he must be lustful." ”

Although Yaya is dressed as a man, she is a girl after all, and when she heard this, she couldn't help but salute: "Fart!"

The man was scolded, and immediately King Kong was angry, with teeth and claws, and came to hit Yaya.

The Yaya people dodged, but the bicycle didn't.

Seeing that the bicycle chain cover was kicked a little deflated, Yaya was very distressed and raised her legs to fight back.

Her counterattack was formalistic and did not kick him to the point.

"You kicked my lame leg, you have to pay me money!" The man pretended to be seriously injured and limped down the aisle, "I, Li Dahu, have never met anyone who dares to beat me, you are the first!"

The big tiger then snatched the bicycle into his hand and slapped Yaya again.

Yaya has practiced Tai Chi, but he can't pick it up.

However, some village cadres saw the fierce appearance of the big tiger and were afraid that something would happen, so they called the police station directly.

At this time, Dahu's wife also came to see the excitement, but saw that it was her husband who was majestic.

"Wife, come here, let this kid kiss you. ”

"......" Big Tiger's wife and the crowd watching the excitement all looked constipated.

His wife didn't move. And he pushed his wife in front of Yaya.

Yaya was so angry that she couldn't speak, she couldn't move, so he pulled her hand and touched his wife's face, and many other places.

"Everyone takes pictures, takes pictures, everyone who has a mobile phone takes pictures, shoots videos, and must make the evidence conclusive!" he kept calling.

"Big Tiger, what are you fooling around!"

"Who is fooling? I want to make money, I want to work hard to get rich. I have courage and knowledge, and I also have economic acumen. I have courage, resourcefulness, and energy. Do you want to fool you? Do you dare? You old wretch!"

So angry that no one paid any attention to him.

A police car came, and two young policemen were very handsome, separated from the crowd, and came to them.

"What's going on, what, is it you again?" said a police officer.

Last time, Dahu was fighting with people on the highway, and after the police arrived, he wanted to escape, and the police chased him. He broke the little poplar tree to resist, and fought and retreated, but the electric baton of the police was too short, so he let him run.

"It wasn't me that time, you recognized the wrong person. The big tiger was determined.

"And are you still running this time?"

"I'm not going to run, I'm a victim. As he spoke, he dragged his wife over and cried twice, "That kid is going to rape my wife, and he has to pay for it!" he said, pointing at Yaya.

Yaya felt that she had encountered the dirtiest finger in the world, and she longed to break it in the past.

"Why can't you see any signs of a fight?" asked the policeman.

"There's no trace of this, the corset is gone!" Li Dahu said and reached out to touch his wife's meat bun, "I can't bear to touch more priceless treasures, being touched and beaten by that stinky boy, gnawing and licking, my loss is bigger than the sky, I just don't want to live me!" he jumped twice. "I'll jump into the sun and burn to death, I'll jump into the galaxy and drown!"

"Jump into the sun, jump into the galaxy, what a capable person!" the audience commented.

"Shhh

"If only he were a beast, put it on the ground. ”

"Then he's not an animal, what is he?"

"He's a. ”

"Isn't that still an animal?"

"We will repay you justice, let's go to the police station to make a record!"

Dahu obediently got into the car this time. He thought he had a small fortune to make.

"My bike. Yaya said.

The police filled Yaya's bicycle into the trunk of the police car.

After arriving at the police station, Dahu cried and screamed, clapped his hands and stomped his feet, and cried out for grievances.

But his wife did not listen to his instigation, and was ashamed to agree that she had been raped, but pointed at Yaya and said, "He attempted to rape me." He was so skinny, and if I resisted a little, he failed. With his small physique, I bullied him about the same. ”