Chapter 878: In front of everyone, don't call me by my stage name
The fourth phase of the Xiaoao Jianghu Competition will soon begin.
Background.
After the draw, sure enough, Mo Bai's expectation was not wrong.
He drew a very strong opponent, Guo Donglin.
Guo Donglin is a famous sketch cross talk actor in China, especially on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, he often shows his face.
Because of his starring sketches are humorous and his face that makes people want to laugh at a glance, he is deeply loved by the audience and friends.
Of course, this is just appearances.
Inside, Guo Donglin was born in a family of art songs. His parents are also actors in art music, and Guo Donglin has done enough kung fu in sketch cross talk since he was a child. He is good at playing small people, and reflects the society with small people, which is deeply impressive.
"Wow, uncle, uncle, you're done.
At this time, it was not Mo Bai's turn yet.
Backstage, Jia Ling said to Guo Donglin excitedly.
"Jia Ling, what are the words, what are I done. ”
"I mean, you're going to lose. ”
"Ouch, how can you tell I'm going to lose. By the way, weren't you eliminated, why are you still here?
Although Guo Donglin is much older than Jia Ling, he is childlike and content, and he also hit Jia Ling a little.
"Hey, I'm here to help Mo Bai perform a sketch. ”
"Yo, it's good to catch Mo Bai because with you joining, I'm going to lose. ”
Guo Donglin laughed.
"Of course not. ”
Jia Ling shook his head: "I don't have this skill, but our family is not white, so it's different." ”
"When will it become your family? ”
"Mo Baida is my idol, of course it's our family. ”
"Okay, okay, you idol, I'll eliminate your idol in a while. ”
Guo Donglin was happy and didn't bother with Jia Ling.
However, this time, Guo Donglin really wanted to PK with Mo Bai.
It's not that Guo Donglin doesn't like Mo Bai, this is purely a master's move, and his heart can't help it.
Half an hour later, it was Mo Bai and Guo Donglin's turn to PK.
First, Guo Donglin's team played.
This time, Guo Donglin's sketch is called "Who is it".
Like Guo Donglin's previous style, Guo Donglin is best at playing ordinary little people.
In this sketch, Guo Donglin plays a small section chief.
Because suddenly there was an extra 50,000 yuan in the bank card, a wonderful sketch appeared.
"Wow, that's funny, it's funny. ”
"Guo Donglin really deserves to be a famous sketch actor, and the kung fu of these few words amused me to the north. ”
"Why are you upset that you find out who is better looking than you...... Hahaha, this line, it's so funny. ”
"And this sentence, I haven't seen money since I married you...... Tsk, one sentence exposes the strict control of the wife. ”
Guo Donglin did not disappoint.
Although Xiaoao Jianghu is not a stage for the Spring Festival Gala. But the sketches brought by Guo Donglin today are no worse than the sketches performed at last year's Spring Festival Gala, and they seem to be on a higher level.
What's even more bright is that this time in Guo Donglin's sketch, there are two super popular celebrities who joined.
Ma Tianyu, Guan Xiaotong...... The addition of the two also made countless spectators applaud.
At the end of a sketch, Guo Donglin got an average score of 97 points.
"Damn, 97 points, this is the highest score since the four sketch competitions. ”
"No, but Guo Donglin also deserves this score, the sketch just now is too funny. ”
"It's not just funny, it's also an anti-corruption genre, and it's a real idea. ”
"The key thing is that the acting is fantastic, and now I suddenly like sketches more and more. ”
"That's over, with an average score of 97 points, Mo Bai is going to be eliminated in this game. ”
"Well, the average score of 97 is too high. ”
Many Bai Yutang disciples had some worries.
"Ma Lao, the score you gave is too high, 100 points. ”
Guo Donglin left the stage, and after a short break of three minutes, Guo Dechang whispered on the judges' seat.
"What, Guo Dechang, how many points I can score is still limited by you? Besides, don't you also give Guo Donglin a score of 98?"
Ma Guokun sneered.
These days, Ma Guokun has been thinking about which actor Mo Bai will be eliminated.
It's a pity that these episodes of Mo Bai's sketches are shining everywhere.
Although Ma Guokun didn't like Mo Bai in his heart, in front of the public, he couldn't give Mo Bai a low score.
It's just that he always watched Mo Bai advance again and again, and he was also a little depressed.
Thankfully, this opportunity has come.
Although Ma Guokun will not give Mo Bai a low score in line with professional ethics, he can't stop him from giving a high score to a certain actor.
Just like this Guo Donglin's performance, although 100 points is the highest score in the audience, with Guo Donglin's performance today, it is okay to score 100 points.
"Aren't you very optimistic about that Mo Bai?"
"Okay, today's game, I'm going to see how the Mo Bai you like will advance. ”
With Guo Donglin's performance today, he has an average score of 97 points.
Don't say it's Mo Bai, even if Guo Degang comes, I'm afraid he will have to lose.
"One, two, three, go ......"
Backstage, Guo Donglin's performance ended, Mo Bai took three deep breaths and led Jia Ling onto the stage.
"Dear viewers, I miss you guys. ”
As before, I want to kill you has become Mo Bai's signature.
Mo Bai led Jia Ling out and shouted this line, and the applause quickly responded.
Still, that's the thing. may have been influenced by Guo Donglin's sketches before, although Mo Bai showed up with the same signboard again, but everyone was not as enthusiastic as before.
"Hey, Jia Ling actually partnered with Mo Bai. ”
"Hehe, these two are wonderful, I don't know how it will be in a while?"
"Alas, Guo Donglin's sketch just now is too classic, this time it's a bit hanging. ”
is different from the previous confidence in Mo Bai, this time, even Mo Bai's fans are extremely worried.
Mo Bai also felt this.
Sure enough, he is a famous sketch actor.
Even if it was the signature sentence I typed before, it didn't particularly work.
It's just that today's sketch, how can Mo Bai be worried.
As soon as the two took the stage, the name of this sketch was displayed on the TV screen: Selling Abduction.
In the picture, Mo Bai is holding a crutch.
"Trafficking?"
"How can you sell this kidnapping, and sell it on the street like this?"
"Does anyone buy it?"
Something strange to see. But at this time, the sketch has already begun.
As soon as he came on stage, Jia Ling shouted to Mo Bai from a distance: "Hey...... Big Fool...... Big flicker. ”
As soon as the big flickering title came out, all the spectators were happy at once.
"Haha, hahaha, Jia Ling is awesome. ”
"Yes, yes, yes, this title is too classic, Mo Bai is a big fool. ”
Everyone was amazed by Jia Ling's call to stop Mo Bai as a "big fool", and this performance of moving Mo Bai's black dots to the screen and complaining hit the viewers at once. Originally, everyone was not able to get out of the influence of Guo Donglin's sketch just now, but as soon as this big foolish title came out, many viewers were beaten all of a sudden.
However, what everyone didn't know was that Jia Ling's salutation was even if it shouted out the hearts of the spectators, but Mo Bai's response directly made the spectators stunned: "What's the big fuss shouting, in front of everyone, don't call me by my stage name, okay?"
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