Yaya touched Tie Dan's cheeks with both hands and said, "What if I admit my mistake once and am slept with him?"

I always thought that my wife was the smartest and most shrewd girl, but now I suddenly found out that she is so stupid and unreliable?

"Don't worry, it won't drop. There is no more lascivious man than him. Does he have any strengths in me?"

Iron Egg said, suddenly attacking.

"Ah——h

Brother, although the unexpected surprise is wonderful, it's better to say hello.

King Kong in the room thought that something dangerous was going on, and pushed the door open and came in to visit. Then the expression seemed to ask: Are there still people who practice Tai Chi pushing hands along the kang?

Now it is my nature to act bravely, it is my duty to block danger, I am here to clear mines and punish evil and demons for you, you look like you are happy, what the hell is that scream?

Yaya covered her head shyly.

"Why didn't you lock the door at this time?"

Lost the dead, like a thief in the night, and suddenly the sun broke in, and it was embarrassing.

"Don't you know that no matter how pure and noble love is, you will be a thief when you reach the puzzle chapter?"

Puzzles? You think too highly of King Kong, can he spell it? He was born with a lack of chickens and eggs!

"He's a robot, he doesn't eat the fireworks of the world, and he can't read anything. ”

"But I see that his eyes are colorful. ”

"You don't touch him when you touch him, but when you touch it, you're relieved. ”

"Hmph, if I touch it like that, what if he thinks I have a need?"

"You're so good at thinking, it's time to write about the Internet. ”

"I don't like typing, I love to sing. ”

"That's good. I heard Aunt Tian say, you have a talent for singers. ”

"When did she hear me sing?"

"She said that on the day we simulated the cave room, she heard you humming a song to me. ”

"Nonsense, that's the most humiliating voice. ”

"But I want to hear it. ”

"Who's going to say you're the best boy in the world......"

"It sounds good. ”

"Then you've heard enough...... Uh-huh, uh-huh......"

"It sounds good. Do you want to make a record and sell it for money?"

"Don't. ”

"Why?"

"This song is only sung to you alone. ”

"But I heard it!" said King Kong.

Ah, he didn't go?!

Yaya closed her eyes even more.

Brother, he didn't leave, you tell me, now I'm about to die of embarrassment. If I die, where will you find such a good wife as me! The fairies in the sky are good, but when will people be free? Besides, I don't worry about who I give them to, and fairies may not have ghost eyes, if they give you anger, what should I do, I will also be so distressed that I will hit the wall in the underworld if they bend you a single hair. If you marry an evil wife of the world, and they murder you and lie to you, I will be so uncomfortable that I can't even do ghosts -- I can't even do ghosts, what is that? What will become of ghosts when they die? It seems that the theory of ghosts and gods is a superstition, and I can't make it up anymore when I make it up to ghosts......

She closed her eyes and thought about it here, where King Kong and Iron Egg were arguing.

"A good man doesn't fight with a woman, how can you bully her? You see how gentle and virtuous she is?"

"I didn't bully her. We're playing games for fun!"

"Entertainment, then I have the responsibility to eliminate pornography!"

"What kind of yellow are you sweeping, we're just puzzles, I've told you!"

"Don't talk about puzzles, okay? Bully me into a robot? Puzzles are all flat, concave and convex splicing, are you flat? Is it three-dimensional? Big brother, you have to make up all the nonsense, don't open your mouth and come to Oh. ”

The iron egg was also dumb.

King Kong pointed and chattered again: "Look at you, look at her, isn't it clear who is strong and who is weak? You have a spear, does she have a shield? Bullying the weak, the law of the jungle, there is no humanity!"

Big brother, although you are a robot, just talk, don't point at the woman, okay, these parts can't be seen by outsiders - fortunately, I have a trick and will close my eyes. A blind eye, covering my ears and stealing the bell, is really a good way, I can't see others, which means that others can't see me.

"Okay, I admit my mistake, I admit punishment. The iron egg bowed to King Kong.

"That's pretty much it. King Kong smiled, "You will be punished for giving her 100 beats on the back and legs." ”

Tie Dan hurriedly did so.

After King Kong left, Tie Dan bolted the door and said, "He's been nice to you." ”

"Then why don't you get 1,000 beats?"

"Does he know which is bigger, 100 or 1000?"

"Is he that stupid?"

"He's good at Chinese, but not good at math. Sports are great. ”

"He's handsome and dashing—he's as much as you do, will he be stunned too, and the last one is gone?"

"That time you were asked to touch you, he just wouldn't - he was a eunuch, a born eunuch. ”

"Didn't you give him the boy's primary organ?"

"No, I'm afraid that he will fall for the enemy's beauty trick when he is on a mission. ”

"It's so pitiful, the fake iron egg turned out to be a disabled person. ”

"Brother Hao said that he is not disabled, he is the most normal. To say that the so-called normal man is a disabled person is like six fingers, and there is an extra section of the so-called primary organ of a man. He blamed the Creator for making the wrong drawings when he first designed the man. ”

"If you don't have this, how can you men reproduce?"

He said that the matter should be entrusted to a third party by both the man and the woman, and that the couple themselves should not have direct contact. ”

"That's not good! If that's the case, how are we going to play the puzzle?"

"That's it. ”

"Ahh

King Kong came and knocked on the door again.

"Ah, the beautiful Great Plains, where the waves of wheat grow. Surrender quickly, there are countless wheat mangs here...... King Kong, we're practicing chanting poetry, don't come here and disturb me again!"

Tiedan's mother worked as a housekeeper in small Hong Kong to earn money, and she was afraid that her son would be hungry, so she bought some dried noodles and dried sweet potato noodles without glue that her son liked to eat, and took a ride to her hometown.

Mother and child are connected, stronger than welding rods, and more cutting than water.

When I entered the door and saw my son at home, I thought that he would pounce on him again as usual to fill the milk lamb and call his mother. The son was unusual, just standing and bowing to her, without saying a word. She had no choice but to go into the house and put the noodles and noodles into the house, but she saw that her son was standing in the house Tai Chi pile gong, and suddenly shouted "Mother!", which scared her a lot.

"Why did you get into the house all of a sudden?" she asked, surprised.

The son smiled silently.

"Don't forget to practice Tai Chi, Yaya will test you when she comes back!"

I have to hurry back to Little Hong Kong to go to work and earn money.

The car of the villager from the neighboring village came to pick her up. She saw her son with tears in his eyes, just like when he was a child and didn't have enough milk.

After the car drove out for 3 miles, she saw her son practicing Tai Chi routines in a small park next to a large highway.

She couldn't figure out what was going on, so she read it to the fellow who was driving.

The fellow didn't see it because he was concentrating on driving.

"Are you dazzled, or are you delusional because you miss your son?"

"No, I did see my son. ”

"That's a mirage. The fellow said to her with certainty.

It is said that Fu Xin will not only be strong, but also slow and methodical.

He foraged like a rat and found a soft way to deal with Hao Ying.