Chapter 136: The Story of King Tai Chi
He got the news that Hao Ying was suffering from AIDS - the person who told him also said that it was a rumor, and it was the most taboo rumor for Hao Ying. Fu Xin took this rumor to Chenjiazhuang to spread it.
Hao Ying felt that there was another biological cover to cover him.
This biological cover, first foggy, then haze, gradually turned into a basket.
He secretly swore that I must make a biological cover for Fu Xinye and cover him tightly. He made me a person who never had a single acne on my face, and who had washed a little dirt, and turned him into a faceless person, and I must make him a faceless person!
He has become faster at coding and more experienced in programming. He worked harder and more confidently to improve the intelligence level of his robot animals.
Tie Dan gave Hao Ying interesting news back, which made him even more convinced of the power of the program he wrote-
Because he read some news about Liu Cixin, the author of the Three-Body Problem, Tie Dan also became interested in science fiction, so he tried to write one as well. But I twisted my brains and twisted them, and I couldn't twist out a paragraph.
He gave King Kong a propositional essay entitled "I Want to Manufacture".
King Kong quickly wrote:
I want to make
500,000 years later, most people on earth will be made from particles. I was too stupid, so I decided to make 1 dead leaf first. I used 1 billion yuan of my life savings to buy 1 pocket of particles, took tweezers and put an electron next to a nucleus, and asked him to circle around him, but he just didn't move, and I was angry.
Tie Dan put it in his circle of friends. I also participated in a literary contest.
"I made King Kong so cultured?!" Hao Ying was overjoyed.
King Kong is not only cultured, but also has miscellaneous skills.
Because the tree behind the house grew too thin and tall, the iron egg was afraid that the wind would hit the roof of the house, so he decided to cut off the crown of the tree. In order to prevent it from smashing into the eaves, it can be sawed in sections.
When each tree is sawing the first section, the iron egg can only stand on the thin branch with one foot. The iron egg sawed two canopies and could not go up again, so King Kong volunteered to go up the tree.
The people in the village said that Tie Dan was even more stupid, stupid enough to stand on such a thin and tall branch. Everyone waited to hear the news that the iron egg had fallen from the tree to the ground, but the bees such as plastic flowers did not come, and the second class did not come.
One day, Tie Dan saw a story told on the Internet, telling the story of King Taiji defeating 3 Japanese soldiers with bayonets.
A lot of people like it.
But some people also commented: King Taiji is a liar! Fighting with a bayonet with his bare hands? Does he dare to fight with a cactus stab with his bare hands?
Another person followed suit and said: "Tai Chi King?" Can the surname Wang be called Tai Chi King? Before his death, he held a Tai Chi preaching meeting, performed Tai Chi martial arts, and asked several young people to come forward and attack him. Among them, there is 1 young man who jumps and flips when he does not touch the hand of the Tai Chi King, what is the difference between this and the liar Fangfang?
Tie Dan followed the post and said: It must be that young man who is too naughty.
Someone scolded Tie Dan: Are adults naughty and cute? You idiot who loves to lick Tai Chi shit.
The story of the Tai Chi King fighting the devil tells the story of the Tai Chi King who went to the Houhe Boxing Club one day to visit Xiang Zhai. Because he didn't look like an honest person, six Japanese devil soldiers on the street followed him.
After arriving at the boxing club, Xiang Zhai was not there, and his apprentice Lian Shun was practicing tiger head double hooks. Lian Shun mistakenly thought that King Taiji was leading a few Japanese devils to provoke, and his face became angry, glaring and demonstrating. Affected by this hostility, the Japanese soldiers became even more hostile to King Taiji and Lian Shun, and took off their guns and bayonets one after another.
King Taiji was afraid that Lian Shun would be implicated if he continued like this, so he used gestures to lead the devil to the far street.
After stopping the battle, a devil stabbed King Tai Chi in the abdomen with a spear. King Tai Chi was calm and calm, turned to one side slightly, and saw the opportunity to use a move to hug the tiger back to the mountain, that is, to the waist of the devil, so that the devil pounced and fell out on his back.
Another devil rushed up immediately afterwards, and the bayonet stabbed King Taiji in the chest. The Tai Chi King flashed sideways, jumped forward, and used a move to advance the planting hammer, planting the devil as a sapling to the ground, and making the devil kneel on the ground.
A third Japanese soldier attacked from behind. The Tai Chi King was extremely agile, and as soon as he turned around, he picked it up and threw it out with the gossip Zhou Cang's carrying knife, and came with a big back shell.
In just a few seconds, he knocked down 3 devil soldiers in a row, and the movements were clean and neat, and the onlookers all cheered loudly. The rest of the devils saw that King Taiji's kung fu was good, and they didn't dare to move anymore and left in a huff.
After Tie Dan was scolded on the post, President Zhang of the Hengshui Taiji Association was upset for Tie Dan and was also ridiculed.
Tie Dan added the president as a WeChat friend.
"I made up a script. The president said.
"That can be sold for hundreds of thousands of dollars, right?" Tie Dan asked.
"I can't sell it for 30 yuan, it's only 300 words in total. ”
"It's so short, isn't it?"
"Although the product is small, the effect is huge, which can save the reputation of the Tai Chi King and promote the popularization of Tai Chi fitness. ”
"It's so useful, so can this sketch be on the Spring Festival Gala?"
"No, just do a simple show on the Lake City Leisure Plaza, and then simply pass it on the Internet. ”
"Is it that simple?"
"But it's hard to find an actor, you have to find someone who has martial arts. ”
"Then I recommend an actor, his name is King Kong. ”
Then Tie Dan told the president about the situation of the robot King Kong, and said that he firmly believed in the truth that one force would drop ten and one hundred essences would be beaten.
Chairman Zhang readily agreed.
Chairman Zhang released an advertisement for the Tai Chi Performance Conference, announcing that the address was at the Heping Road Leisure Square in Hucheng City.
The advertisement said: This Tai Chi performance conference, anyone can sign up to participate, and when the time comes, you can use real knives and fake guns, that is, wooden guns and real bayonets, and stab the iron eggs of the Tai Chi King's high disciples. Those who have always hated the king of Taiji and Taijiquan have revenge to take revenge. Those who have feelings for Tai Chi King and Tai Chi have grace to repay their kindness. If you don't have anything to do with Tai Chi, you should come to play a thrill***.
The amount of reward given by Galaxy Longzi to Rulan's book is already the largest on the website, which is already very amazing, and he is still playing.
The classmates who participated in the training and study with Rulan chatted with friends, and highly praised Rulan in the group.
"Lan'er, you really look like ...... I can't compare it!"
"Lan'er, you're so ...... Can't be exaggerated!"
"Lan'er, you are really ...... I can't even talk about it!"
Rulan's face was full of faint gloom.
I'm scared, I'm afraid, I'm afraid!
He was afraid that the drunkard of the rewarder would not be drinking, and would come to the classroom or dormitory to find her one day. As long as the distance is shorter than 5 meters, it is possible to ride the same wind - what is the difference between this and riding the same horse? As long as the distance is shorter than 1 meter, it is possible to inhale oxygen, nitrogen, inert gas or water vapor molecules exhaled from his nostrils, which is equivalent to eating in a bowl!
Seeing that the amount of rewards was still skyrocketing, the chatters were so shocked that they wouldn't change their texts, and they broke off one after another.
But the Galactic Dragon doesn't just want to make the tip staggering. And it's going to be earth-shattering.
Sure enough, some clouds in the sky seemed to be frightened, and they turned from fiery clouds to white clouds in the blink of an eye.
There were also a few pieces that were scared to cry - it was raining.
The civilians didn't know that this money was just a drop in the bucket for the shares of the family business held by Galaxy Dragon, and they thought that he was sick and that it was time to go to a psychiatric rehabilitation hospital.