Chapter 213: King Kong returns to his hometown
"You fools, if you have the strength to pour some water into it, protect these kindergarten children, and then arrest them when they are the oldest. Isn't it a waste of time to hunt such a small fish and stuff it between your teeth?"
It turns out that they are not practicing tai chi, they are ruining an old man named Nian!
King Kong was angry. It stepped forward and kicked most of the nearby mackerel into the mud pit.
Soon, all the fish in the west end of the pit pond were rescued.
King Kong soon ran to the east end of the pit.
King Kong poured all the fish into the water.
The fish were no longer lifted, and they climbed ashore to fight King Kong.
But each one was thrown back into the water.
Someone found a mobile phone to call and call for support.
A lot of people came, but King Kong still didn't leave.
There are still confident people who come to fight King Kong, and regret it after the fight.
It wasn't until someone pulled the net ashore that King Kong broke all the wooden poles and ripped up all the nets, that he said goodbye to the people who caught the fish and walked away.
On this day, Xiaohong came to Tiedan's house. Seeing that Tie Dan was at home by himself, a pair of bright eyes used Tie Dan as a sewing needle like a pair of magnetic beads to attract.
Seeing that the effect was minimal, she began to undress one by one.
"What's wrong with you?" Iron Egg asked, confused.
"If you can cook raw rice with you, you won't be able to get rid of me, and you will take me back to your hometown. Xiaohong said a little shyly.
"This is my hometown. Tie Dan said.
"I regret it so much, I might as well let you ...... that night" Xiaohong looked anxious and hated herself.
At this time, Yaya came home.
"Tiedan-san, when did you practice painting?
"I want to draw, but I can't. Tie Dan said.
"Then I'll draw. She's really beautiful!" Yaya said as she found the drawing board and started drawing.
"Then I'll be an art model for the two of you from today onwards, and you will take me with you when you go back to your hometown!"
Yaya thought that Xiaohong had mental problems, so she said, "Okay, I promise you, I will take you with me when I go back to my hometown!
Xiaohong happily told her new mobile phone number.
Yaya dialed Xiaohong's phone.
"Then you can go and call later. Yaya said to Xiaohong.
Xiaohong reluctantly said goodbye.
After leaving the village, Xiaohong walked uneasily to the main highway. When she looked up, she found that the iron egg was blocking her way, and she looked happy to meet an old acquaintance.
"I said you still recognize me, right? Guarding your wife and pretending not to know me at all, huh!"
"I know you what you're wearing, too!"
King Kong doesn't sound like an iron egg. But Xiaohong thought it was Tie Dan and changed her voice excitedly.
"Would you like to stay at my house for the night?" begged Red.
"Okay!" King Kong was also happy to make friends, and happily agreed.
My parents went to the county to rent a house and work as cleaners, earning a salary of 1,200 yuan each a month, and also distributing rice and flour oil.
For dinner, Xiaohong made noodles and scrambled eggs, and went out to buy a bunch of fire and ham sausages.
King Kong said that he was not hungry and did not eat in the middle of the night. In the end, Xiaohong couldn't get hungry and gobbled it up by herself.
Watch TV after a meal. It's a TV series about old Shanghai. There were boys and girls hugging each other and dancing ballroom dances, and King Kong hugged Xiaohong to learn and practice.
Xiaohong didn't expect him to take the initiative to hug her, her face was slightly red, and her heart was surging.
After dancing for a long time, Xiaohong proposed to rest, and Jin just stopped.
Xiaohong sat on the bed and asked him again and again, "Are you sleepy, do you sleep?"
Little Red Light waited for him to nap and fall into a deep sleep, so that he could untie his clothes, sleep with him, and then take pictures to coerce him to take her to live on an alien planet. Or it's better to conceive a child, and then have a leg to hold, he can't get rid of her, and he will definitely take her with him when he returns to the alien planet.
Thinking of this, Xiaohong cried sadly. She quickly twisted her face, tears falling onto the bed.
The sheets look like a standard two-dimensional structure, but they absorb the three-dimensional teardrops thoroughly.
But after all, I didn't wait for people to fall asleep. She went first, like a boat swallowed up by the great waves of the sea, unable to extricate herself and not showing a single hair.
King Kong pushed him many times, and she didn't wake up. Seeing that she really didn't play with him anymore, King Kong quietly retreated and went to patrol the traditional agricultural village of Dongchenzhuang.
The next day, King Kong came out early to enjoy the rising sun. Xiaohong, who came out to look for her iron egg brother before dawn, saw it and threw herself into its arms.
"Brother, you can take me to your hometown! If you miss your wife, you can put me down, I'll go find Xiaocan myself, and then you can come back quickly!"
She looked up. King Kong saw that her tears were very delicious, but they fell down with a snap, trapped by the earth.
Where is my hometown? It should be Hao Ying's house, right?
"Okay, I'll take you right away!" King Kong said, taking Xiaohong's hand and running.
Xiaohong smiled, thinking that she didn't expect to drill the space-time tunnel without jumping high and jumping off cliffs, crashing cars and trees, as long as she was held by aliens and running!
Thinking about it again, I didn't go back to the time of the Empress Dowager Cixi or Emperor Xiang Zetian, it was still on earth. I'm on an alien planet, and maybe there's a magical flying saucer hidden somewhere in front of me. Brother Tie Dan will lead me in and spread his wings. No, you don't need to spread your wings, you can just sit quietly and sleep soundly.
King Kong took her to Hao Ying's house in a hurry.
As soon as I entered the gate of Hao Ying's house, I encountered a vole running sideways. Xiaohong suddenly thought of the peanuts her mother planted in the spring when she was a child, and wanted to dig them out and cook the peanuts to eat at the White Dew Festival, but found that they had all been spoiled by ground mice. She couldn't eat boiled peanuts that year. From then on, her favorite animal was the ground mouse.
Seeing the vole running past her feet, Xiaohong subconsciously raised her foot and kicked it violently.
The vole was kicked from the east end of the yard to the west end of the yard, burrowed into the ground and disappeared.
Hao Ying greeted him and looked very angry.
"He finally came back, and when I was examined and treated, you kicked him away again. I don't know if I come back in the Year of the Monkey!" Hao Ying muttered.
"Brother, aren't we going back to your hometown, what are you doing here?" Xiaohong asked King Kong.
"This is my hometown, my hometown. King Kong said.
"Where is this alien planet, isn't this the vole factory on the earth, the nest of ground mice?!"
Angry and sad, Xiaohong shook off King Kong's hand and ran away.
King Kong was stunned.
King Kong came to Dongchenzhuang and thought while running and patrolling: If I am really an alien, it would be good if I really took her away. Seeing that her ideals are so high, so unrealistic, and difficult to achieve, it's so pitiful!
He wanted to cry without tears - Hao Ying didn't even set him up with a whining sound.
At this time, Yaya received a photo from Miaomiao.
At that time, Miaomiao was on her way back to her hometown when she saw the little red diamond heart worm burrowing into King Kong's arms. Then King Kong took Xiaohong's hand, but like Xiaohong is a dragonfly, he flew happily and pulled King Kong as a car.
"You can't control Brother Tiedan, and you still refuse to let it go to me, hum!" Miaomiao complained about Yaya in WeChat.
Yaya laughed after looking at the photo.
Yaya now knows when she looks at the photo that it's King Kong and not Iron Egg.
King Kong's beard is always fully shaved and clean. And Tiedan's beard is only shaved every morning, and no matter how much time he has, he can't shave as clean as King Kong.
When Tie Dan buys clothes, he always buys two sets of two. But Tie Dan always likes to mess up his clothes, and King Kong always wears them strictly in sets.