Chen Datou, a master of Xingyi boxing in Dongchenzhuang Village, was caught by Captain Kun because he raised cabbage seedlings and carried a sprayer to spray medicine.

"Our village has village rules and regulations, and no medicine is allowed to be used, and you are not allowed to use medicine barrels. Captain Kun said.

"Yes, I still swore an oath, and at that time you criticized me for saying that it was good to swear an oath, and not to swear an oath. ”

"Then why do you knowingly commit it?"

"I don't have any medicine in the medicine bucket, just to save my heart, I don't believe you can try it. Chen Datou said rudely.

"I smell pesticides. Even if you can't smell it, it's illegal to carry the medicine bucket, you have also pressed your handprint and recited the oath, and the village didn't give you 1 penny less when it shared the dividends!"

"What level of law are the village rules and regulations? The village rules are greater than the national laws? Which sentence of the national law says that farmers are not allowed to engage in plant protection and pesticides? Organizing villagers to sign and swear is not authentic at all, I will sue you!"

"I'm not afraid of you sueing!"

"The village rules and regulations are dead, and you are also dead as village cadres?

"There are collective cabbage patches in the village, covered with insect nets, and cabbage is distributed according to the population in winter. ”

"But I still have to provide food for my father-in-law's family and my aunt's family, you don't have enough!"

"The village has paid you so much salary by centimeter, if it is not enough, you can go to the market to buy it. ”

"Then you pay me for cabbage seeds, and you pay for labor. ”

"No way. ”

"Then I can't plant it?"

"Sprayers must be confiscated. ”

"It doesn't have to be. I fled in front, and you pretended not to catch up in the back, deliberately not chasing. ”

"I'm not chasing you unless I don't have legs. ”

"You don't want to have legs?"

"Don't talk nonsense, hand over the sprayer!"

Chen Datou was afraid of stepping on the cabbage seedlings, so he didn't dare to perform the Xingyi 12-shaped footwork, and the sprayer was taken away. ”

At this time, Chen Datou's junior brother Gangdan came in a van to deliver the newly excavated Xingyiquan pictographic tutorial to the senior brother. ”

Now that you can step on the accelerator and get 120 miles of car, who is going to cry and practice that?

Chen Datou muttered in his heart, and said to Gangdan: "Senior brother, I'll drive your car." ”

"Aren't you unable to pass the fourth subject exam after passing the third subject? ”

"I spent thousands. I went over to look at the cornea and then asked another person to answer the question. Chen Datou said and snatched the car keys.

Captain Kun walked in front with a sprayer on his back, and Chen Datou drove the van and hit it.

Gangdan discovered his brother's motives, and was so anxious that he shouted and chased after him.

Tremble in the balance.

One shot.

The patrolling King Kong passed by here, and as soon as he raised his foot, Chen-style Tai Chi pedaled one on his left and pushed the car into the ditch.

The steel egg, which was speeding up, rushed to it, threw itself into the air, and fell to the ground. Then he got up and threw himself into the van where he slept on a pillow to save people.

After rescuing people, he went to repair the car again.

After the healer repaired the car, Chen Datou went to the town to send out to tell Chen Tiedan.

"Just kicked it?" asked Shu Huang, the two policemen who received him.

"Just a kick. He replied truthfully.

No matter what Chen Datou said, no one believed it. People just laughed, thinking that he had broken his brain by practicing his feet, and that there was a strange disease in his skull.

"Chen Tiedan kicked his car into the ditch?" He talked nonsense, his mouth was full of cannons, and he couldn't believe a word!"

Chen Datou went to the town party committee to find the secretary.

When the secretary was free, he invited him into the reception room.

But he had to get in line, because there was an aunt in front of him.

When the aunt was young, she was the wife of the village party secretary, and she took the opportunity of the commune secretary to go to the village and fell in love with the secretary. Later, the rebel secretary Dou pulled her up to fight and made her stupid.

She's been here many times now. The town reported to the county, and the last item on the form was: No substantive issues.

She is now starting to sue again: "The village party secretary will not hand over the power and will not let me be a member for a while." ”

"In the next election, as long as the number of votes cast for you in the village reaches the required number of votes, you can become a village cadre. The secretary replied to her.

"Why bother so much about your words?"

"Elections must be held in accordance with the law, and power cannot be greater than the law. ”

"Do you think I don't have anything to do with my relatives and don't do practical things for me? I'm going to have a relationship with you now!"

"There are so many young boys, why don't you do it, what are you doing with me as an old man?"

"You're not bad, I just like you. ”

The secretary is speechless.

"What do you want to reflect?" the secretary asked as he looked at Chen Datou.

"Chen Tiedan, from our former village, kicked the car I was driving into the ditch. ”

"How can you clean this kind of person?" the secretary frowned, stood up and said to the mayor and deputy secretary present: "It's all ridiculous and nonsensical problems, you have solved them, and I will go to the enterprise for research." ”

Chen Datou suddenly stood up and wanted to intercept the road.

I don't know that although he has kung fu, he is not as fast as that aunt. She had already jumped at the secretary's feet, kneeling and hugging the secretary's legs.

The deputy secretary and the office staff used to want to separate her arms or hands, where to separate.

The secretary dissuaded his cadres: "Stop, don't touch her." "So as not to be troublesome.

Sure enough, the aunt quickly got tired and let go of her arm. The secretary hurriedly raised his leg and walked out of the reception room.

The aunt quickly got up and chased out.

Chen Datou was amazed by her skills and sighed that she had practiced in vain for so many years.

The secretary was afraid of being entangled again, but the aunt changed her attitude and said with a smile: "It's all men chasing women, so I won't chase you, I'm waiting for you to change your mind!"

The secretary couldn't help laughing, got in the car and left.

"Mentally ill!" some cadres sighed, and at the same time looked at Chen Datou.

Chen Datou saw that he was also regarded as mentally ill, so he couldn't argue, so he obediently withdrew.

The artificial pit pond in Sanchenzhuang is not far from drying up because the water has stopped coming in.

The east end of the pit pond is deep, the west end is shallow, and the middle connecting zone has been dried up.

The crucian carp who were immigrated from the Yangshui Station were about to be promoted to middle school after thriving in the kindergarten class, but they faced the prospect of being caught alive and then executed.

and he that hath carried the net in the pit at the east end. 100 baskets have been lifted.

With his bare hands, he touched it in the shallow pit at the west end. I've touched a few half-baskets, too.

King Kong saw it through the iron fence, thinking that everyone was practicing Tai Chi in the water, and happily came forward to watch.

King Kong entered the door and watched with great interest. Someone greeted him: "Tiedan, come down and practice for a while!"

King Kong only smiled and did not speak.

When King Kong saw the iron egg coming from a distance, he quietly went to the edge of the pit and grabbed two handfuls of mud and covered his face.

As soon as the iron egg approached, he saw the flowers crying, and shouted in a terrible manner:

"You deaf people, have your ears grown into the grooves? Don't you hear the little fish crying goodbye, and they are all sighing that it is better to forget each other in the rivers and lakes?"

"We are deaf, you are not deaf, you can hear the fish. Someone continued to catch fish with his heart, and at the same time replied to the iron egg.

"I didn't hear them say that, but I heard them sing Farewell My Concubine. One man smiled slyly and said that he could not forget the hard work of catching fish.