I had a strange feeling of waiting for my child to be born. I used to watch TV, and the midwife shouted there: "Come out, come out......! I can only say that you are really good actors! It is estimated that there are seniors in the crew who have given birth naturally, and under the guidance of the seniors, the beautiful heroine can interpret the pain of childbirth so vividly.

When the horns came out, a face came out. It wasn't a human face, but it was a face. Maybe it's because it's not like a cow with two eyes on either side, but on a plane, so it gives the impression that it's a face.

Then the stone broke out of its body, like a gourd that had been cut from top to bottom on its back, round and bulging. This reminds me of some of the monsters in Ultraman Fighting Monsters, which are small beetles and then stimulated to become behemoths.

"What a big shell!" "I was still playing the Ultraman movie of Taylor vs. Beetle in my head, and Qianqian next to me was already exclaiming. So, a dung ball shit shell lang flashed in my mind, compared with the monster that had crawled out of the stone and squirmed on the ground, and immediately nodded in agreement: "Perverted version of shit shell lang!"

"Dou Ye is an ancient gladiatorial immortal beast, but it is not comparable to the shit-rolling bugs!" A relatively sharp, fifteen or sixteen-year-old boy's voice sounded on the perverted version of the shit shell Lang. Then, it moved its six long legs, and its forelimbs were propped up on the ground, and the person stood up. It took two steps left and right, and when it was completely used to it, its obscene little eyes stared at the two people in front of it, and looked at it carefully.

I see that its two eyes will always swim over Qianqian's chest, and I can't help but be angry, this guy turned out to be a beast, not to mention that Qianqian is not angry, there is such a powerful, handsome and chic spare tire standing next to it, you are the air when I am the air?

I looked at Qianqian, and strangely enough, she was blushing, and she was not only angry when her chest was scanned by such an ugly bug, but her face was flushed. I'll go, this beast will hook the soul, if I hadn't witnessed its birth process with my own eyes, I don't know, I would have thought they had an adulterous relationship.

"Dead worm, dare to hit my goddess's idea!" I waved, and the Shennong sword floating in the air immediately flew back to my hand. Because I have learned the swordsmanship only a book of heavenly remnant sword book, so naturally use the most powerful three types of life, the first style stabbed over, fast and urgent, this move is called a visitor from outside the sky, which means that this move should only be in the sky, suddenly in the world, like a visitor from outside the sky, come and don't know where it comes from, and don't know where it stops.

Shell Lang's small eyes widened suddenly: "Good swordsmanship!" Knowing that he was invincible, he turned his foot backwards, turned his body back and forth, and my sword style stabbed on its hard gourd shell. When I withdrew my sword, I saw that there was only a small mark on the gourd shell, and the mark disappeared in less than two seconds, as if it had never existed.

"Wow, it hurts!" "Wow, wow!" The shell man turned around, danced for a while, stared at my sword, and said: "Boy, your sword moves are good, and the sword is not bad, but it's a pity that it doesn't last long enough, the most important thing for a man is not to be fast and handsome, but to last wow." Dou Ye seems to remember that the thirteen deadly styles have preserved the twelve styles, which can be described as one style after another, paying attention to flowing water and flowing in one go. Dou Ye waited for a long time and didn't see the next sword style, isn't it that the kid is not strong in the future? Young man wow, beauty is precious, life is more expensive Wow, don't let yourself become a second man because of beauty! Otherwise, someone as handsome as Dou Ye will take advantage of it. Hey hey ......"

I froze for a moment and said, "You talk a lot of nonsense. Pointing his sword at its lower body, "I warn you, don't hit my girlfriend's idea, or you will lose the right to be a man." I pointed to the pile of rubble again: "It seems that I released you, you should be thankful that you don't need to repay the favor, and you still come to dig into my corner, it's too much." ”

"Dou Ye hasn't touched a female creature for many years, I saw your girlfriend just now, and I couldn't help but use 'Laughing Allure', fascinated your little girlfriend, I'm really embarrassed, ahaha. Boy, since you rescued Dou Ye, whatever Dou Ye said was to repay you, otherwise it would be very shameless if it was spread out in the future and was known by the fox friends and dogs in the fairy world. Say, what do you want?money?beauty?power?only what you can't think of, there's nothing that Dou Ye can't do, say it. ”

I took a closer look at this insect, except for its humanized face, how did it look like a shell in other parts, and it was still a fairy beast? Can it fulfill other people's wishes? I don't believe it at all, but since it says so, I will cooperate and see how it can deny it.

"Well, I want a million gold coins, bring it!" I simply said a little more, anyway, this guy didn't have a single gold coin on his body. I remember reading a joke before, saying that a person went to the mall to rub the air conditioner, but was kicked out by the security guard, and the security guard said, if you don't buy anything, get out of here, and don't rub the air conditioner here. The man said, "How do you know I don't buy anything?" The security guard said, "You're shirtless and you're wearing a pair of pants, and I asked you where you put your money?"

Sure enough, the shell lang coughed twice, and waited until he had roughly figured out the wording before saying: "The kid wants a million gold coins, which is not very difficult, but Dou Ye has been trapped for a long time, how can he say that there is a sentence? Dou Ye remembered that tens of millions of gold coins were hidden by Dou Ye in thirty places on the mainland, and I can't remember which places they were for the time being, but Dou Ye said that one is one, and it is impossible to fool you about what you promised. In this way, Dou Ye will stay by your side and be a bodyguard, and when Dou Ye remembers the location where the money is hidden, Dou Ye will give you the money and then leave, how about it?"

I straightened out my hairstyle: "Do you think a man as strong as my brother needs bodyguards? My future girlfriend is still looking at you affectionately, do you think I don't have to worry about letting you follow you?"

The shell lang glanced at Qianqian, who was looking at it with a red heart, how nymphomaniac he was. Hehe smiled and said: "You don't know about this, Dou Ye's smile is alluring, it's not that Dou Ye and I smile very much, Dou Ye just let her see her favorite person, and let her see the slight smile of her intended person, at present, Dou Ye's skills have not recovered, so I don't know who she sees, so, if you keep me by your side, when Dou Ye's skills are restored, help you draw the appearance of that person, and then we will kill him, can't you turn from a spare tire to a positive one?"

"That's right. "My heart is slightly sour, Qianqian is intentional, I turned out to be a spare tire. nodded silently at the moment, and said, "Okay, when the time comes, I will trouble you to help me kill him, I am afraid that if I kill the person she likes, she will no longer like me." ”

Shell Lang looked at me seriously, and said with a sigh: "I didn't expect you kid to be an infatuation seed, but after listening to Dou Ye's idea, you immediately agreed, this shameless Dou Ye appreciates it very much......"

It suddenly became alert, and said: "There are four people rushing here, they have been studying Dou Ye for two months, maybe there is something to restrain Dou Ye, let's go quickly." ”

I looked at Qianqian, who was a nymphomaniac next to me, and thought to myself that although I was not afraid of them, if I let them catch Qianqian, they would be a bogeyman. Agreed, let Shennong's sword become bigger, I hugged Qianqian and jumped up, and the shell Lang also jumped up, and the two of them broke the gate and went away.

An angry roar could be faintly heard below. When the four white-robed men came home and saw a mess, how could they not be angry? I wonder if they would suspect Qianqian. Blown by the cold wind in mid-air, Qianqian suddenly came to her senses, she was hugged by my waist, but surprisingly did not struggle, just whispered: "Let go of me." "I'm a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, and I laughed when I heard the words: "Don't let it go, you bite me!"

And then...... Then I was literally bitten. I quickly let go, a little embarrassed: "You belong to a dog, you really bite me." Qianqian snorted, pointed to the bottom and said, "Are you going back?" ”

Now I was even more embarrassed: "Ah...... Is it wrong? I know the general direction, or you can tell it. I stepped on the Shennong sword: "Your master mother wants to tell you the flight route, you listen carefully." Shennong's sword buzzed and shook twice, and Qianqian's face was surprised: "Your sword is so spiritual, can you give it to me?"

"It's not good," I refused directly, "now I'm lowly in ability, and I have to rely on this sword a lot of times, and when I'm strong enough to not need this, I'll give it to you." ”

Shennong's sword buzzed, and suddenly shook violently, the two of them were unstable and dangerous, and they supported each other to stabilize their bodies, I pinched a cold sweat, the consciousness of this sword has developed likes and dislikes, saying that it is a broken thing and actually launched a temper!

Under Qianqian's guidance, we returned to the camp before dawn. When he tried to enter the tent, he was kicked away by me, so he had to jump onto a tree with his butt covered and sleep with the tree in his arms. Qianqian somehow, said that she couldn't sleep, and looked at me with her head propped up, I thought to myself that if you can't sleep, don't even rest with your master, but it doesn't matter if I don't sleep for a few days, although I am a quick master, but after all, I am a master. So I don't sleep at all, you stare at me, I stare at you, see who is embarrassed first.

Obviously, Qianqian will not be embarrassed, because Qianqian is better-looking, I will not get tired of watching it for a while, and the two are more familiar, I will not feel embarrassed. In this way, the two looked at each other until dawn.

In the end, I couldn't take it anymore, because the other two people in the tent looked at us strangely, and one whispered if the two were sick. The other replied, "It's called a relationship between people of the same sex, and you're outdated." One sighed and said, It seems that I am really old, and the other said, it is because you lack the nourishment of love.

If I look at it any longer, I'm going to be the talking point. I quickly stood up and said, "I'm going out to do exercises, do you want to come?"

Qianqian yawned and said, "I'm going to sleep for a while, you can help me take half a day off." ”

"Huh?" I muttered, "Can I take a leave of absence, why don't I know?"

I found an open space outside the tent, warmed up for a while, and began to do radio gymnastics in earnest. When he saw my movements, he immediately climbed down from the tree, walked over to me and watched it over and over again, finally nodded, and began to do it from the first section, during which he didn't look at me again, and finished it from beginning to end, as if it wasn't enjoyable, and did a few more sections.

Everyone is used to me doing radio gymnastics, but it's amazing that a big six-legged bug can do such a strange movement. The shell attracted countless eyes, but it didn't care at all, and after doing the exercise, it drove away the onlookers: "Get out of the way, get out of the way, haven't you seen such a handsome fairy beast?"

"A talking spirit beast, that's a seven-grade spirit beast!"

"Qipin? How is this possible? It doesn't look mighty. ”

"It should be a special breed, do you think it looks like a shell?"

"It's not just like, it's exactly the same! It turned out to be the shell of the seventh grade, I said how to speak, but I don't have any strength. ”

"Agreed!"

"That's how it should be. ”

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