Text Two comics_Chapter 0057 I like to sing

I asked Qianqian for leave, and then routinely went with Shell Lang to search for the four-grade spirit beast. The spirit beast was called the Fire Light Beast, and it was said to be the descendant of the ancient immortal beast Fire Qilin. Shell Lang and I bragged, saying that since it was an ancient immortal beast of the same level as the Fire Qilin, as long as it sang loudly, all the wise spirit beasts above the fourth rank who heard its singing would come to worship, which is what is commonly referred to as rank suppression.

I always thought it was bragging, and the hierarchy had to come to worship? What if you didn't, you could still find them all? I suspect this guy wants to sing, but I'm embarrassed, so I found such a far-fetched reason. So I told it, you can sing it, but you can't sing it to death. Shell Lang laughed and said, "You rookie, if Dou Ye sings like an ordinary person, how far can the song be transmitted? ”

I pursed my mouth: "What's so great about ultrasound, bats are not ultrasound, and echolocation, can you?"

The shell didn't want to talk to me, and when the two of them came to a small slope, it sang alone. Actually, if I want to hear it, I can tune it up, but I won't be cheap, what kind of beautiful song can such a disgusting big bug sing?

Shell Lang shouted silently for a while, and suddenly asked me: "Boy, do you have any new songs to recommend to Dou Ye, Wow, Dou Ye, I sang for a long time and didn't respond at all, maybe the songs are too old and don't work for newcomers." ”

"I want to think about it!" it asked me to recommend new songs, I didn't have time to learn mainland pop songs, I used to learn a few when I was in school, like what fairy tales, the first blood in 2002, the Three Kingdoms and the like, but such a beautiful song taught to it, I am not sorry for the audience at all. And from the shape of the mouth of this insect just screaming, I can think that these songs are singing, absolutely deadly. I love small animals more, but I can't teach it some soulful songs and let it poison spirit animals.

After much thought, I decided not to teach the songs I had learned in class. I thought back to the tapes I had listened to outside of the classroom, and suddenly my eyes lit up and I thought of a song that could teach it, and that could change the lyrics and disgust it by the way.

"I'll sing "Don't Be Afraid, I'm Not Afraid", this is a new song with a very rhythmic sense, I can teach you if you want to learn, but this song is copyrighted, so you can't tamper with the lyrics casually, you have to be responsible for the author. You promise me not to change the lyrics first, and I will teach you. ”

Shell Lang nodded and said sincerely: "How can the lyrics be changed casually, this is the least respect for the lyricist." Dou Ye has been a fan since he was a child, and at that time, he could sing the beautiful mainland songs, but he never changed the lyrics, because once he changed it, the taste was completely different!"

"Okay, then I'll teach you, but I haven't heard the original version, I listened to the DJ version, it's a bit hi, you wait a minute, I'll find out the feeling. "I thought back to the rhythm of "Not Afraid, Not Afraid" and slowly got into the state.

"Horse babbling hey ~ horse babbling ~ horse babbling thick ~ horse babbling haha ~

HELLO! Look at me, what are you afraid of?

It's my fault that I didn't be able to mature myself. Wounds, so many, are no longer afraid of pain.

Nothing, after turning around.

I'll practice the Divine Skill of Protecting the Body!

When I see the shell, I'm not afraid.

I'm more nervous, I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid.

Timidity will only make you more haggard, and paralysis is also a sign of bravery!

I'm not afraid to sleep alone, courage to be a quilt, not afraid of not afraid, no matter how dark the night is, I should not be able to see, the sun must appear soon......"

The shell belongs to the kind of beast that never forgets, and it doesn't need me to teach it sentence by sentence, it will listen to it twice, and then let me give it some pointers. I thought to myself, even if it's ugly, I'm willing to listen to it, how interesting it is to listen to your enlarged version of the shell lang singing and seeing the shell lang is not afraid or not.

The shell Lang's somewhat sharp voice is very beautiful when he sings, singing this song that is suitable for girls to sing, it becomes neither male nor female in many places. I remember that there are boys who sing women, especially like women, but it can sing neither men nor women, like men and women, but it doesn't feel abrupt.

After singing the song, the shell lang received warm applause from the audience, of course, I was the only one in the audience. Still, the shell was very proud, after all, I didn't say anything unpleasant, which was an encouragement to him. There are too many trolls in this world, and it is not easy to meet a bosom friend, Shell Lang said that he has had a dream since he was a child, that is, to become a generation of singers, but it is a pity that at that time, the people in the fairy world were busy cultivating, and its singing disturbed people's cultivation, and many people came to insult it. It doesn't want to be scolded, but singing is its only hobby, and it doesn't feel comfortable if it doesn't sing for a day. As a result, it finally caused public outrage, and many people united to shut its mouth.

"Dou Ye took a lot of effort to break the seal, and since then, Dou Ye only dared to sing with ultrasound, wow, I didn't expect that after hearing it, many fairy beasts actually liked Dou Ye's singing, which can be regarded as unintentional willow insertion. Then the unfortunate thing happened again, and among the fairy beasts that came to listen to my singing was a pet of the little daughter of the Immortal Emperor. Her pet ran out every day to listen to me sing, she had no choice but to complain to the Immortal Emperor, saying that Dou Ye abducted and sold women and children, I went to her sister's wow, when did Dou Ye abduct and sell women and children? Dou Ye refused to admit his guilt, and the Immortal Emperor asked me to stop singing, so he didn't pursue me, this condition was unacceptable to Dou Ye, so the Immortal Emperor let many immortals jointly seal Dou Ye. ”

"You're sealed because ...... You sing?" I shook my head, a little incredulous. "Oh my God, I thought you fought with people for seven days and seven nights, and you were sealed in the end, but I didn't expect you to be because of singing!"

Shell Lang was a little speechless, smacked his lips, and said: "Dou Ye was quite powerful back then, there were not dozens of immortals, how could he be able to seal Dou Ye?" In fact, at that time, Dou Ye could run away, and an immortal said to Dou Ye, you don't have a bosom friend, because the development of the times has not kept up with your thoughts, it is better to lie quietly in the seal and sleep, waiting for the arrival of your time. At that time, Dou Ye was frustrated because of love, and his only hobby was spurned by others, and his heart was like ashes, so he believed his words, and then he slept for a thousand years, and Dou Ye was more and more confused the more he slept, and he didn't know where he slept to. Now that I want to be on an equal footing with you little doll, Dou Ye feels inexplicably sad!"

I rolled my eyes. This guy will brag, dozens of immortals can't be sealed, you think you are the Monkey King! The Monkey King jumped out of the Nuwa Stone, you, the worm that came out of the womb, also joined forces with dozens of immortals? I think it must be a random immortal, your whole family, men, women and children are here to protect you, and you didn't run away.

I turned to the topic: "What do you think of this song? I've been singing for a long time, and I haven't seen any spirit beasts coming." ”

The shit shell Lang stared at me with small eyes: "Maybe on the way here." Dou Ye has a question. In the lyrics of this song, there is a sentence that I see the shell lang, I am not afraid, I am not afraid, I just want to ask you, what is there to be afraid of the shell lang? right, green, harmless, like some kind of nature's cleaner, not very ugly, such a harmless, ordinary little bug, the lyricist may be a woman, but there is no need to be afraid of a guy, right?

I pretended to be calm and said, "Actually, I felt very strange when I first learned this song, but after many inquiries, I finally knew the truth of the matter. This author is a woman, she was having a barbecue with her boyfriend in the wild one day, and there was nothing to do after the two of them finished eating, and when she saw the beautiful scenery around her, she couldn't help but feel a spring heart, and then ...... You know, just as the two of them were meeting each other sincerely, a shell man rolled a dung ball and passed by and climbed onto the back of her boyfriend's hand, who reached out to the woman without knowing it. The woman suddenly found a black insect dangling in front of her eyes, and the insect was still holding a big dung ball, and when she screamed, she fluttered her hands and accidentally slapped her boyfriend. Her boyfriend didn't know that she was actually beating a shell, thinking that she was disgusted that she was not strong enough, and left angrily. Broken love is the source of inspiration, and after a woman returns home, she understands the true meaning of life in the pain of falling out of love, that is, women should not be afraid, what is a shell lang, what is a broken love? Don't be afraid! In this way, she wrote this lyric and wrote the shell lang into it to commemorate her ex-boyfriend. ”

Shell Lang sighed: "It turns out that there is such a poignant story behind this song. This female author is not easy, frightened, not pessimistic and disappointed, but turned grief into strength, and expressed her deep desire for strength in the form of songs. Dou Ye's heartstrings were touched by her, and after Dou Ye went out from here, he must visit this strange woman. ”

I hurriedly said: "Forget it, people suddenly saw a super shell lang as big as you because of the psychological shadow left by the shell lang, and I will eat if I don't faint from you!"

"Forehead......" The shell lang scratched his face, and said a little confused: "It seems to be." It seemed to think of something again, and its face returned to normal: "Her situation is very special, I heard in the morning that people are keen to keep animals and pets. Animals run all over the hill and defecate in the open, and it is difficult to find a clean place. People in love barbecue in the wild, a piece of here, a piece of there, it affects the mood very much. If we meet each other sincerely and accidentally catch a lump of in our hands, will we still be able to carry it on? It is precisely because of the shell that nature can be so clean, and people can have a good mood when they eat and fall in love in the wild. We should look a little further and see these husks diligently rolling for the benefit of the majority. Dou Ye felt that it was necessary to write a song for the shell lang from this aspect, otherwise, many people would step on the shell lang while singing, and the entire natural environment would deteriorate rapidly because ......of this, and then a domino effect would occur, affecting people's dining environment and causing the family to break up."

I had to cover my ears, it turned out that there are really guys like Tang Seng in reality, oh my God, spare my life!