Because of the two traditional punishment methods of "punishment station" and "staying in school", it was so easy to lose effect on Hong Yanwu, and the head teacher was very unwilling. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info And after some careful thinking, she found that the only way to play the cards below is to ask parents.

The head teacher has always thought that no child is not afraid of his parents. Among the naughty buns she taught in the past, whether it is He Jindong, who loves to bully classmates, or Hou Xiaoqiang, who loves to raise the bar with the teacher, even Sun Daqing, who is as brainless and stupid as a little wild boar, as long as he sees their Lao Tzu, they will all be well-behaved like newborn kittens, let them do what, so obedient that they don't even dare to let go of a fart.

Therefore, she felt that as long as she could communicate well with Hong Yanwu's parents and get their support. Hong Yanwu will definitely become a donkey who follows her whip around under the interference of the family.

In this way, with a great expectation, the head teacher wrote a letter for Hong Yanwu to bring to his parents.

The letter was very polite, and did not directly describe Hong Yanwu's various bad deeds in school, but only said that there were some problems about Hong Yanwu's daily performance that needed to be discussed with parents, and when you wanted to ask the child's father or mother to be convenient, you could take the time to come to school once.

After the letter was sent, the head teacher waited for several days, but the result was like a stone in the sea, and he never saw the arrival or reply of Hong Yanwu's family.

And when she couldn't help but ask Hong Yanwu about it, she didn't expect this kid to dare to talk nonsense with his eyes open, Leng said that his parents were illiterate, so he didn't know what the teacher said in the letter, and there was no way to reply to the teacher.

Okay, aren't you going to lie and fool me? I'll go to your house myself.

The head teacher is not a fool who allows Hong Yanwu to be deceived, as soon as the anger comes up, he simply decides to go directly to Hong Yanwu's house after school to make a home visit.

And she also had a heart this time, she didn't tell this kid in advance, but only stopped him when the last class bell rang, saying that she would go home with him after class.

As a result, this blow was like a stick on the head, and immediately "beaten" Hong Yanwu into a bitter appearance of baring his teeth and cracking his mouth. This kid almost finished the last lesson in frustration, and for the first time, he didn't even bother much.

This made the head teacher look sweet in his eyes, and he thought that he had finally succeeded in calculating Hong Yanwu, and he couldn't help but be secretly complacent.

It's a pity that she was happy too early, dealing with Hong Yanwu's evil obstacle, if you don't beat him to death on the spot with a sudden trick, it will be endless.

And then, that's how things turned out.

Probably Hong Yanwu figured out a way in class, and after school, he took advantage of the time when the head teacher went back to the office to pack up his things, and like a gust of wind, he went straight to the school's storage carport.

The head teacher's bicycle is a red "flying pigeon", which is very eye-catching and easy to recognize. So it didn't take much effort for this kid to successfully remove the valve core from the teacher's bike.

Needless to say, Hong Yan returned to the classroom as if he had nothing to do. And when the head teacher took him back to pick up the car, she found that her own bicycle, whether it was the front tire or the rear tire, had become deflated.

Not to mention riding now, it's hard to even push. Where else to go?

Looking at the two deflated tires, it was not difficult for the head teacher to guess the cause and effect. This made her brain hurt all of a sudden, and she only felt that her temples were beating "through".

As a result, she couldn't help it, so she blushed at Hong Yanwu.

"You did this?"

But Hong Yanwu was not afraid at all, he just pretended to be stupid.

"What? I don't know. ”

The head teacher didn't believe it at all, and his face was stiff.

"Don't pretend, you did it!"

Hong Yanwu resisted to the end, shouting at the top of his voice.

"It's not me!"

There have been several rounds of forced confessions like this model similar to the "Red Rock" model, although the head teacher is as unrelenting as Xu Pengfei, Hong Yanwu is also like Sister Jiang who would rather die than give in.

In the end, the head teacher really felt that he had no choice, so he could only try the method of "saving the country by curve".

"You tell me the truth, as long as you hand over the valve core, the teacher won't be angry......."

But Hong Yanwu still pouted and shook his head.

"Liar, you women love to deceive. ”

The head teacher hurriedly argued with reason. "Who said that, what about Liu Hulan, Zhao Yiman, and Qiu Jin? Are they women, and who of them are lying?"

Hong Yanwu immediately cited counter-evidence. "And what about the vixen, the queen mother, and the female spy, what do you say?"

The head teacher frowned. "You're talking about imaginary people, not real people. ”

Hong Yanwu began to roll his eyes. "Who said that female spies are not real? "Yangcheng Dark Whistle", "Heroes and Tiger Courage", "The Eternal Wave", are those performances all fake?"

"It's a movie, and although it can't be said to be fake, it also focuses a lot of people's affairs on one person......

Hong Yanwu rolled his eyes again and made a sudden realization. "Ah, is that what happened? ...... Is it even "Flying Knife Hua"?"

"What 'Flying Knife'? I haven't seen it. ”

"Hey, haven't you seen this? That's Hua Shaojie. He is the pillar of the "Yisheng Class", and he can use a flying knife stunt in one hand, and he can't hurt anyone blindfolded. He was particularly strong in martial arts, and he also defeated the Japanese Hercules......"

In this way, the head teacher said a word, and Hong Yanwu replied. Because this kid kept answering the stubble, he kept adding fuel and vinegar, and before he knew it, the topic had been completely pulled away from the original topic. And the head teacher also very successfully forgot the original intention, and the two of them chatted very naturally from the present to the ancient, from the earth to the sky.

Starting from Liu Hulan, Zhao Yiman, female spy, and Flying Daohua, we talked until the Seven Fairies, Fox Spirit, Queen Mother, and Sun Wukong. Not only did they talk about myths, legends, storytelling, and stories, but they also brought a blistering toad, a rabbit with an open mouth, a quail with a bald tail, and a tiger with an iron mouth and steel teeth.

Everything was improvised, very incisive, almost catching up with a rather wonderful stand-up comedy.

If it weren't for a teacher who was familiar with the head teacher, he also came to the carport to pick up the car, and casually asked, "Why haven't you gone home yet, what are you talking about with the students?" and reminded the head teacher, they might have to talk for a while.

And when the head teacher woke up, she found that Hong Yanwu, who had wrapped her in, had already had a smug smile on his face, and he did not hide the joy of succeeding in the trick.

Seriously, at this time, she really wanted to reach out and smack her mouth that shameless face. But she couldn't. The only thing she can do now is to swallow an indescribable grievance, and at the same time criticize him without pain.

"Okay, don't talk nonsense! I advise you, don't waste your little head in vain! You will play some tricks, if you continue like this, you will pit yourself!"

"Alas. Looking at the head teacher's angry face, Hong Yanwu first pretended to agree, and then said as if he was deliberately angry, "I remember the teacher's words." ”

Remember the ghost, you damn it!

This sentence made the head teacher's tears come out of her eyes, and she really wanted to scold this bad boy a few words.