There was a child named Li Chunsheng who was good at spitting in the second row of the first company, and the record was kept a few meters away, both far away and accurate. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

The so-called spitting is actually a prank game in which children "attack" each other face to face. This is done by storing as much saliva as possible, then curling the tip of the tongue and colliding with the upper gums to pop the saliva out.

Hong Yanwu looked interesting, so he took the initiative to ask Li Chunsheng for advice. Strange to say, he is extremely talented in this kind of thing. Soon after being taught, he came out of the blue, breaking the record to more than ten meters.

But what no one expected was that after he had completely mastered the trick, he would have the audacity to apply this kind of prank to the teacher.

That time in class, when he was sitting in the last row, he was writing on the blackboard with the head teacher's back to his classmates, and he didn't know which string he touched, and suddenly remembered this trick.

Then he took a "heh" bite, and the saliva "flew" out, and with a "snap", it was pasted on the blackboard where the female teacher's chalk had just landed.

For a while, the classroom was in an uproar, and even his "teaching master" Li Chunsheng looked stupid, and the students in the first few rows didn't even know who did it. And after the results were found out, the head teacher was so angry that he couldn't even speak.

In addition to this "ventriloquist" incident, Hong Yanwu can also play new tricks in the nail game.

He didn't simply put the thumbtacks on the teacher's chair like he did with his classmates. Instead, by observing the head teacher's actions, he deliberately fixed the tip of the pushpin with the tip upwards and fixed it somewhere on the podium.

As a result, during class, the head teacher lay on it and flipped through the textbooks or handouts, and one of them did not pay attention, and with a "snort", the sleeve was a big hole on the spot, and even the cotton in the padded jacket was exposed.

In this way, in order to toss his head teacher, Hong Yanwu became more and more energetic. He spent all day digging into it, and even came up with a trick that could definitely be called a lack of morality.

That day, he was the first to arrive at school early in the morning, and then used half a can of stinky tofu that he brought from home to smear the stubble within the teacher's range of activities. On the podium, on the blackboard, on the eraser, on the doors and windows, on the tables and chairs, everything is covered, and nothing is missing.

As a result, the students sat upright as usual during class. After the head teacher came in, he always felt that something was wrong, and he looked around, but he didn't find any flaws for a while, but he inevitably wandered frequently during the lesson.

The whole class looked very strange, but Hong Yanwu was the only one sitting in his seat secretly happy.

In the end, it was because he couldn't hold it anymore, so he leaned down and laughed out loud before revealing his horse's feet. As a result, the whole class worked together and wiped it with a clean water rag for three days in a row to wipe off the poisonous gas-like smell in the podium.

I don't know how many such criminal acts remain in the memories of the classmates in the "first and second rows". Of course, as the head teacher who bore the brunt of being teased, he can't forget it.

It's just that in just one semester, the head teacher of "One Row and Two Rows" was angry and cried, dizzy, and angry countless times. The headache caused by Hong Yanwu every day has become commonplace. It can be said that since she has Hong Yanwu as a student, she has never been at ease for a moment.

But to be honest, the head teacher herself naturally didn't want to be restrained, she didn't think about how to pick up Hong Yanwu.

It's a pity that she is born with that kind of softness, and she is in such an age when her dignity as a teacher has been lost, and the means she can take are extremely limited, and Hong Yanwu's revenge is so shameless and unscrupulous.

Therefore, in such a limited number of encounters, she saw almost no hope of victory, and she took turns to lose without any suspense.

Why, don't you believe it?

Okay, let's talk about it in detail.

At the beginning, the head teacher's methods to deal with Hong Yanwu's violation of discipline mainly relied on "punishing the station" and "staying in school".

These were the two most common types of punishment that teachers could give to their students. As the name suggests, the penalty station is that students are not allowed to sit down during the class, and there are two types of penalty stations: indoor and outdoor penalty stations. Staying in school, on the other hand, means that students who are not allowed to be punished after school go home on time, go to the office to be reprimanded by teachers, or write checks.

In fact, these two methods are a bit of "prevent the gentleman but not the villain", the power is not how painful the corporal punishment is, but to start at the student's shame, mainly through the strange eyes and discussions of others, to achieve the purpose of making students reflect on themselves and repent.

If it can really play a positive role in promoting students, it must first require students to respect and love themselves. Otherwise, it is powerless.

Therefore, these two tricks were used in the wrong place when applied to Hong Yanwu. With Hong Yanwu's golden bell hood iron cloth shirt-like skin, this is simply an itch for him. Even he fought back on the spot, which made the head teacher scramble for a while, and he couldn't deal with it.

Let's take the penalty station as an example.

At first, the head teacher punished Hong Yanwu and stood in front of the blackboard. But he took this opportunity to make faces with his classmates. One would wrinkle his nose, the other would stick out his tongue, and the whole class would be so amused that the class teacher could no longer carry out normal teaching.

Then the head teacher pulled Hong Yanwu out of the classroom and asked him to continue to stand in the corridor. But not long after the head teacher returned to the classroom, he saw through the glass window that the kid ran to the playground downstairs again, and played with the horizontal bar alone, having a lot of fun.

Seeing this scene, the head teacher was almost stunned. As the old saying goes, shame is almost bravery, but she really doesn't understand, how can this Hong Yanwu be shameless?

In addition, in the matter of keeping Hong Yanwu in school, the lesson learned by the head teacher is even more memorable.

Because she really didn't expect Hong Yanwu to dare to block the keyhole of her desk drawer with a split matchstick when she went out, but when she was about to leave the school, she found that the drawer couldn't be opened.

Her wallet, car keys, and door keys were all locked inside, and she couldn't even go home without opening the drawers, so in the end she had to ask the janitor for help and pry the drawers open with hard objects.

The most infuriating thing was the next day. When she sternly questioned Hong Yanwu, this kid pretended to be garlic with her, not only rolled his eyes and pushed two, six or five, but also complained that the teacher had wronged him, saying that she had to come up with evidence to catch thieves and take stolen goods.

As a result, this kid bit back with strong words, and she lost her words. In the end, she had to watch the bad boy walk away with a stomach full of nowhere to spill.

Needless to say, Hong Yanwu's shamelessness this time also shocked the head teacher. She never imagined that a child would "act" in front of her so calmly.

The more calm he behaved, the more sad she became, because in her eyes, if a "nonsense king" like Hong Yanwu is not saved as soon as possible, let alone growing up to be a useful person, it is already good if he can not harm society and be in prison.