Then she posted a photo of sitting on the roof of Binhe International a few months ago with her legs slumped and posted it to her circle of friends.

Then come to the People's Park, which used to be the largest and now the smallest. He looked at the crowd for a target to kiss her on the cheek.

Finally found a good-faced uncle. She went over and said to the uncle, "Uncle, can you kiss me on the cheek?"

She has prepared her mobile phone, and she wants to send it to the circle of friends.

The uncle was stunned and hid back vigilantly: "You bad boy, do you want to touch porcelain, I will never be fooled like this!"

"Uncle, don't doubt whether everything is good or not, this guarantee is not to touch porcelain, and 10 yuan will not be touched. ”

"There are no 9 pieces of 9, I can push back here for 9 pieces of 9!"

"Uncle, I promise I'm a good person!"

"Beware of the villains!" the old man told the people next to him, and at the same time, the old man's eyes trembled, and he searched for the villain he thought might be hiding behind the scene.

Beware of the villains? Yes, I can't blindly find a villain to kiss me and get into the mouth of the wolf.

You still have to find someone who is reliable and amiable.

Thinking about it like this, Miaomiao thought of her first boyfriend Tiedan.

Although he and Tie Dan were dismantled by Yaya before they developed to the stage of arm-in-arm walking, the shallots on the eaves of Miaomiao's heart were still scorched and withered.

Or go to Brother Tiedan, let him hold his arms, hold hands, and kiss his face, which is safer, more reliable, more exciting, and more magnificent!

Miaomiao took the No. 3 bus to the terminal, then ran, and then took an electric tricycle back to her hometown.

As soon as she arrived at the entrance of her hometown, Miaomiao saw her Tie Dan brother carrying water with a bucket to water the cabbage.

The bucket that Tie Dange carried was the Chenyang water paint packaging bucket that people in the city bought when they renovated their buildings, and it looked stronger than the traditional water basket sold in the market.

Brother Tie Dan used a white plastic pump to pump water from the mouth of the watering pipe next to Chen Sheng's leek field, and he was quite good at thinking.

She rushed over excitedly to help, and couldn't stop screaming at Brother Tie Dan.

But she didn't know that it wasn't Brother Tiedan, it was a robot King Kong with the same figure and appearance as Brother Tiedan.

The stone legs ran out of the Garden Expo Park, ran to the lake, and then rushed to the entrance of Ronghua Street on Renmin Road, and then went to the Renmin Road Police Station to ask for help. The comrade of the people's police went to the computer and pressed the mouse twice and said: "There is no accident of car hitting people today. According to the drone aerial report, there were no incidents of people in the city, including districts and counties, going to the roof to find their deaths. ”

It was said that King Kong ignored Miaomiao, and carried a basket of water to the cabbage field.

Miao Miao ran a few steps quickly and went to the front to intercept King Kong's way.

"Brother Tiedan, do me a favor, the zipper of my jacket is broken, I can't open it, you have a lot of strength, help me pull it." ”

King Kong heard it clearly, so he reached out and pulled it. It's very easy to pull.

Miaomiao took a video in time and sent it to the circle of friends.

"Thigh, you me off half to death today, I must make you mad to seventy-five percent today!"

That's when Stoneleg called.

"Miaomiao, where are you?"

"I don't know, Brother Stonelegs. ”

"Then you send a spot. ”

"I won't send it, I have amnesia today. ”

"Miaomiao, you should be in your hometown, come home and sleep, you are on fire, rest and rest will be fine." ”

"Brother Stonelegs, why do you care so much about me, what is our relationship?"

"We are the hottest lovers, fiancés. ”

"No, how do I feel that we are just confidants and friends? I am your confidante, you are my confidante, that's all, there will be no new progress. ”

"That's right, we're one red and one blue for each other. But what color is red and blue mixed together?"

"It's black. ”

"Not true. ”

"It's white. ”

"Wrong. ”

"It's green. ”

"Don't talk nonsense. ”

"I can't remember, I'm amnesia. ”

"It's purple. Love is purple, so as long as the two of us are mixed together, it is love. ”

"But, I guess it can't be mixed together. Brother Stonelegs, my mind is a blue sea now, and when your image appears on the sea, your shoes, your socks, your pants, your clothes, your scarf, your hat, and your face are all yellow. Red and yellow are mixed, and only orange can be produced, not purple. Brother Tiedan, we're done with this life, we can't mix love, and we have lost love!"

"No, if you lose your life, you can't lose our love. Miaomiao, don't move, wait, I'll drive over to pick you up. ”

Miao Miao hung up the phone and didn't answer again.

Shileg saw that the man in the circle of friends was like an iron egg, so he borrowed a car from a wealthy classmate and rushed to Miaomiao's hometown.