Chapter 261: Eighty Before Getting Engaged
As soon as I arrived at the entrance of the village, I took a look at the circle of friends, but saw Miaomiao lying on the train tracks. There are wonderful words written next to it: There is an enemy who is waiting for him, and he is not interested in waiting for death.
Stone Leg got off the train and asked where there was a railway nearby. Chen Sheng, who grows leeks, told him that not far to the west, not far to the north, and then not far to the west, is the Hanhuang Railway Bridge Cave.
Now the construction of railways is the construction of viaducts, which does not affect traffic at all.
Stone Leg reached the bridge hole, stopped the car, jumped onto the fence and walked onto the railway. After looking around, there was no trace of Miaomiao.
Standing on the railway for a long time, and there was no new information in the circle of friends, Shileg returned to school.
Then it wasn't until midnight that there was news from Miaomiao's circle of friends, and the 4 were all written in foreign languages.
The stone leg called to wake up Sister Feng, the second student under the first student of the foreign language department.
After reading it, Sister Feng said: "The first article is written in Russian, and the translation is as follows:
Small raindrops
Don't look at me as a little raindrop, I have a temper like a wave. If you annoy me again, jump into the big wave and want to kill you. ”
Sister Feng went to see the second one. It is written in Korean. Sister Feng's translation is as follows:
Small colored pencils
Don't be careless with colored pens, in fact, my heart is very fine. Not to mention quarks and strings, there are quarillions of electrons.
The third is Syriac.
Simple love
Indeed, my love Jane, red and blue will be realized. My love can fly again, and I will not get engaged until I am eighty.
Article 4 is in French.
Untitled
It is very difficult for people to have an afterlife, and no matter how difficult it is, they have to fight for it. Be a bad boy in the next life, kiss a classmate and a shopgirl.
After seeing it, Shileg sent a WeChat message to Miaomiao: "Miaomiao! I'll tell you a story." Once upon a time there was a ladybug that wanted to eat an aphid. The aphid's boyfriend rushes over and begs the ladybug to spare his girlfriend. Ladybug said: Okay, as long as you dare to kiss me on the cheek in front of your girlfriend, I will eat you and not her. The male aphid decisively went to kiss it. When the female aphid saw her boyfriend kissing the ladybug so sincerely, she was put into her stomach by the ladybug to warm it, and angrily scolded the male aphid for a lifetime. ”
After reading the story, Miao Miao lost most of her anger. She replied to Shi Leg's WeChat: "Okay, I'll forgive you for the time being, I won't take it as an example." You know, the female aphid would rather die as a ghost than her boyfriend kiss her enemy. In this way, after she became a ghost, she was also a happy and charming person in the ghost world, provoking thousands of handsome ghost guys to chase her, fighting for her to marry her, and breaking the earth. ”
Oh, the ghost is fighting in the underworld, and it is too far away from the sky, so he has to fight to break the earth. Where do they plan to fight, tell me in advance, I will drive a tree pit machine to guard there, and when the bucket is broken, I will say that I dug a mine, selling coal, oil, gold and silver, rare earths, mineral water, and geothermal energy. Tourist attractions are also set up to allow tourists to visit the underworld directly to see whether the building materials of the Hades Mansion are wood, stone or cement.
"Okay, thank you for your forgiveness. Of course, if you don't forgive, I won't suffer. ”
"What, you don't want me to forgive?
"Oil, I think oil. Well, I thank you for your forgiveness, and I will definitely not make an example!"
But two days later, Stone Legs suddenly received a call from a sweet-voiced woman.
"Hey. ”
"Hey, hello. ”
Hello, Brother Stonelegs.
"I'm your brother, who are you?"
"Who am I, you can't tell who I am?"
"I can't hear you, I'm sorry. ”
"What's so sorry about this, Brother Stonelegs, you are a noble person, but I don't mind, it doesn't matter at all. ”
"Then tell me who you are. ”
"I am the beauty Tian Tian. ”
"Tian Tian?"
The Iron Arm and the Yola Hammer next to him snickered.
"That's right. Brother Stonelegs, you may not be able to hear my voice, after all, how many years have you only seen from the side. I'm the little girl who invited you to eat cake that day. I believe I am still very beautiful in your impression, right?"
"Of course, the impression is quite beautiful, very beautiful. ”
"Yes, Brother Stonelegs, your impression of me is not only beautiful, but also beautiful, and I am still two beautiful!"
"Well, there's beauty, there's beauty. ”
"Huh. ”
"Then Tiantian, do you have anything to do with me?"
"Are we classmates? We're just classrooms next door, and I've only been there for a month. ”
"That's going to have to be counted. ”
"Oh. ”
"Do you want to learn martial arts from me?" "Then sign up with money and beauty!" the iron arm next to him interjected in the voice of the stone leg.
Stoneleg lifted his leg and kicked him aside. Iron Arm was still covering his mouth and laughing after he fell there.
"I want to learn martial arts from you? I just worship you as a teacher? Then I can see you often, I'm so willing." ”
"Martial arts are welcome. Stoneleg had no choice but to say.
"Brother Stone Leg, what about learning martial arts, in fact, I can't get out of it, because I have a store to guard. Learning can only be taught face-to-face and practiced by yourself. I'm calling you today mainly to say something else. ”
"Okay, then you say, we're all busy. ”
"yes, I'll cut it short. After you shot a video advertisement in our store, the order increased by 987 times. ”
"Who counted this, is it accurate?"
"Accurately, the boss personally counted - the boss is me. ”
"How so?" Stoneleg shook his head.
"Why not, I don't have the ability to be a boss?"
"No, I mean, how can I increase so much at once, I have so much advertising power?" Stoneleg shook his head again.
Tian Tian didn't see him shake his head, and continued: "You should also understand your own charm. I want to do this, Brother Stonelegs, you can take the time to come over for a while. ”
"No, no, no time, no time. ”
"But I have a prize to give you, it's a box of Hengshui Lao Baigan. ”
"No, no, I drive a lot now, and I'm determined to quit drinking. ”
"Then what you want, say it yourself. ”
"I want you!" the Yola Hammer, who was listening, suddenly interjected.
Stoneleg had no choice but to lift his foot again and kick the Yola hammer out.
"If you want me to do it, thank you for watching. ”
"No, someone else is making trouble. ”
"Yes, someone else interjected, then he just wants to do the right thing for heaven and say your heart for you that you are embarrassed to say in person. ”
"Yes?" Stoneleg was also stunned by her.
"That's for sure. Brother Stonelegs, you should come here, it's an auspicious thing to pick some prizes. Even if you don't need it yourself, you don't need it, and you can give it to your relatives and friends, right?"
"Yes!"
What people say is the head, but the stone legs can't be wrong.
"Okay Brother Stonelegs, come over now, I promise you'll make the trip worthwhile!"
Stoneleg was still hesitating.
"Go ahead, brother. The iron arm came up again.
"Go ahead, brother. The Ryla Hammer also came up.
"Alright then, you two come with me and be a witness. ”
"Okay!" the two guys jumped to their feet with joy.
"Where's that place, brother?"
"It's not far away, just at the entrance of Renmin Road and Hongqi Street, where the No. 18 bus stop. ”
"What's she selling in that store?"
"Robots. ”