"They say you have ulterior motives anyway. said that after Xiaocan eloped with you, he had no money to spend, so he went to sell blood, and was seen by a person in their village who went to an illegal blood collection point to sell blood. said that Xiaocan might also sell kidneys. ”

"Their imagination is so rich!" Xiaohong was so angry, "You can make up a script for a feature film!"

"I told them you came home. They said that this is because you saw that Xiaocan had no oil and water to squeeze, so they abandoned him and ran back. ”

"......" Xiaohong hung up the phone angrily.

Seeing Xiaohong's extreme anger, Miao Miao asked what had happened. And then they were very angry.

At this time, Xiaohong's cousin who works at Daliuzhuang Health Center also made a WeChat voice call.

"Hey, sister. ”

"Xiaohong, sister, sister is bothering you and delaying you for a while-just asking you something. ”

"You say, sister, you're welcome. If you want to talk about trouble, it's me who is bothering you, just let you check that you are not pregnant. ”

"Sister, you're really pregnant!"

"Really?!"

"Hmm. ”

"I'm so happy, sister, thank you for telling me!"

Xiaohong happily fell in love with her eyes, touching her angry stomach with both hands, imagining the scene when the DNA test results came out after death, and Tie Dan took the initiative to come over and hold her arm...... Or DNA identification says that this child is Xiaocan's, and it is not in vain that he and Xiaocan really love each other romantically.

"Why are you so happy? Actually, I just want to ask you, Xiaohong, you are also unmarried and pregnant, and I am also unmarried and pregnant, why are you so happy? ”

"If a woman can get pregnant, she has been proven to be a real woman, why are you unhappy? Have you forgotten that sentence, if you have milk, you are a mother. As long as you can be a mother and milk a child, it's worth it!"

"Ah, why do you have such a big heart? But, Xiaohong, I tell you and secrets, you don't want to tell anyone. I wasn't pregnant with my fiancée's child, but with a badass child called a tiger crocodile. ”

"Is it the tiger crocodile from Chenjiazhuang?"

"yes, you know that guy?"

"I pretended to be a rag picker in Chenjiazhuang, and I was very familiar with the geography and people of that village - sister, how could you ...... with him"

"Alas, I am a ghost obsessed, and after listening to Meiling's words, the ghost sent the god to the grain village in the middle of the night...... The specific situation is inconvenient to say on the phone, you have time to come and play, I will check it for you, and tell you the process by the way. Sister, if I borrow money from you, I will pay you back. ”

"Sister, when did you borrow my money?"

"The gift money you gave me, we are in charge of it because of professional ethics, I won't ask for it, and I will definitely return it to you. I was embarrassed to borrow it first because I didn't pay my salary and I was short of money. ”

"It's okay sister, I won't ask for the money back. ”

"I'll definitely pay it back. Sister, you must find time to come over as soon as possible. I had a big bump in my heart, and I had nowhere to talk about it. You're here, and I'm talking to you. ”

"Okay, sister, it's a little late now, tomorrow morning. I'll be over early tomorrow morning!"

That night, Miaomiao drank 2 taels of liquor on the birthday of the girl Taotao in the same dormitory, and she didn't know where her name, gender, age, hometown, school, class and world were.

She sent Tie Dan a WeChat voice chat request. The iron egg is connected. Miao Miao hurriedly used gestures to beckon Xiaohong to come over and listen. Xiaohong urgently climbed to the top bunk where she lived and lay down next to her.

"Hey, who are you?" Miao Miao began to make voice calls.

"You call me, don't you know who I am?" said Iron Egg's voice on the other side.

"Wrong! You have to pronounce shei, not shui. ”

"Okay, I'll correct it in the future. ”

"I'm not busy today, I'm chatting and playing with you while using some alcohol from Lao Baigan to disinfect the blood of the whole body. ”

"I know you're Miaomiao, but it doesn't sound like that. ”

"Are you my Iron Egg?"

"Yes, I'm Iron Egg. ”

"Iron Egg pronounces it as four. ”

"It's an iron egg, not a four-iron egg. Whether it's yes or four, you have to tell the difference! Your Mandarin is so bad, I'll teach you to read a college language every day!"

So she found a longer text from her university Chinese textbook and began to teach him to read it word by word, in standard Mandarin.

It took nearly 3 hours to finish it.

"Then let's rest, you have class tomorrow. Don't take a nap during class and make the teacher angry. Tie Dan said.

"Shall we rest together, or will we rest separately, Brother Tiedan?"

"Let's rest separately, we will have one room in each room. Tie Dan said.

"Then you mean to let me go back to you right away?"

"No, no, no, no, no, no!" Tie Dan said 8 nos at once.

"But I don't allow you to rest separately, you have to rest together!"

We built the same quilt, made the same mattress, shared a moon pillow, and lived in the same black hole. "Iron Egg Road.

"Wrong! You're bad enough at physics!" Miao Miao was angry. "Black holes, we sleep in black holes, and we'll never get out!"

"Isn't that right? I don't want to be born on the same day, but I want to disappear on the same day!" Iron Egg must have snickered.

"No! I can't do it when I say no! When I finish my studies and get a job. No, it's the job that finds me, and I have to spend money to buy my parents a bunch of two piles, three piles, four or five piles, six piles, seven piles, eight or nine piles, so many delicious foods in my house!"

"Yes, you are a good boy with filial piety!"

"Wrong! We are the same generation, you can't call me a child, you have to call me a sister!"

"Well, I made a mistake, and I corrected it. ”

"Why don't you call me a daughter-in-law. ”

"Nonsense, are you sick?!"

"It's sick, and I'm getting goosebumps myself. ”

"Say the wrong thing and hit you!"

"That's down to business, and let's learn. It's not enough for you to know Mandarin, but you also have to learn to sing in Mandarin, and you have to sing with a round and magnetic voice. Let's start with a song of Honghu water waves!"

Miao Miao began to teach and sing the waves of Honghu Lake, first one sentence by sentence, then two sentences and two sentences, and then three sentences and three sentences. Tie Dan was so tired and sleepy when he sang, so he lay down and closed his eyes and learned to sing.

Then Miao Miao taught me to sing about my motherland.

Then Miao Miao taught to sing that the Great Wall will never fall. This time, not a single word of Mandarin is allowed, it must be all Cantonese.

Later, she began to teach her college English texts, and she couldn't read a single syllable wrong.

Then he began to teach college math texts, and even mathematical equations as slender as sweet potato seedlings and as tall as a big willow tree had to be read.

The iron egg was already snoring. The dormitory hugged the air, the air hugged the molecules, the molecules hugged the atoms, the atoms held the electrons, the electrons hugged the quark, the quark hugged the quantum, and they began to snore. Miao Miao no longer taught him to read, but snorted with him.

Little Red Nose began to sour - Miao Miao was kind of open tonight, but what about me? I finally heard Brother Tie Dan say so many things, but none of them were said to me.