"Lingzhi, I'm here to play with you. The relationship between the two of us is not far away, although you haven't held a wedding yet, but the marriage certificate has been obtained, you are Chen Xin's daughter-in-law. We are the heads of the family, and when you get married, I still have to pick up my relatives!"

"Okay, sister-in-law, you are welcome to come and play with me. ”

"Lingzhi, you are smart, white, know how to make up, have a good body, have been to a health school, and have a polite appearance, you are really happy to be with you, and your heart is translucent. You have such a civilized job again, and it is really eye-catching to put on a white coat again!"

"Sister-in-law, if you praise me like this, I can't even find the north!"

"It's not a deliberate boast, it's a fact!"

"Well, whatever you say is what you say. ”

After a long day of idle talk, Meiling changed the topic and said, "Your salary is not high, right?"

"What's high? I'm just a contract worker, and my salary is just over 1,000 points. ”

"Then I have a small amateur job that earns 15,000 a month, do you want to do it?"

"Earn 15,000 a month?

"Yes—— actually, it is to go to our village grain farm to steal grain. ”

"Stealing food? I don't dare. ”

"I know you say that. Let me tell you, I am close friends with Steller Crocodile on WeChat, and I know everything about him. He went to gamble every night from 10 to 4 o'clock and was not at the grain farm. The two of us went to steal food on time at 12 o'clock in the middle of the night every day, and only stole 40 catties at a time. Now he has a lot of wheat in his granary, more than 1 yuan a catty. We only steal once a night, only 40 pounds at a time, even in case - rest assured, there is nothing to do, even if it is only in case we are caught, we throw down our pockets and leave, he will not chase. If you chase it, I also have it. I slept with him anyway, and he could do whatever he wanted. I'll cover you, you're foolproof!"

If you say that the mouth is like a river, it will move the heart of Lingzhi.

Man dies for money, and birds die for food. Although Ganoderma lucidum is civilized, it is difficult to suppress the desire for money.

At 12 o'clock in the evening, the two met at the intersection half a mile away from the grain farm, and then drove together to the wheat pile.

Lingzhi had just been loaded with more than 30 catties of wheat, and the door of a car next to the wheat pile opened, and the tiger crocodile walked out of it.

Lingzhi was so shocked that his whole body was about to explode, and he pulled his pocket and poured food out, thinking that although he was covered by Meiling, it seemed that he couldn't steal wheat, so he just tore away his own pocket, and his name was embroidered on his pocket.

But where is Meiling covering, she doesn't look motionless at all.

Before the pocket was emptied, the tiger crocodile had already pounced, as if it was well-trained, and stripped off Lingzhi's pants in one fell swoop.

Lingzhi wanted to resist, but when he was frightened, he was pitiful with little strength, and he was completely insulted in the blink of an eye.

"Tiger crocodile, you are coming to me, the people's Ganoderma lucidum is not **. Meiling shouted quietly and stomped her feet in a hurry.

"Who wants you old! You've done your job, get out!"

"Then you be gentle, Lingzhi is an angel in white. Meiling said and went to the car to pull out a big quilt and cover the two of them. "Then you can teach Lingzhi this kind of thing, lest she won't enjoy the flower candles in the cave room after she gets married in two months. I'll go first, bye-bye!"

Xiaohong listened to Lingzhi and said after telling about the bad luck: "It's obviously a game designed by Meiling and Tiger Head Crocodile, you go and scold Meiling!"

"In addition to being more angry, what good is it to scold her except to be known by more people?"

"Then go and report the crime, accuse them of rape, and arrest them and put them in jail!"

"But, I was caught stealing food and punished, shame and breaking the law, how can I live in the future, Chen will also repent of marrying me!"

The two discussed all night, but they didn't come up with a useful plan.