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I shuddered and asked, "So, big brother, what the hell is this place?"

The dwarf ghost snorted again, and said with a smile: "You still know less, get out!"

Feeling insulted, I sneered and said, "You idiot, life is a game, a dream, do you know it? You idiot who doesn't respect the rules of the game!"

I saw that the dwarf ghost was scratching his head and couldn't understand, and immediately made another tirade: "For example, when I sell you something, it is not harmful to you, but you are afraid that I will take advantage, you are afraid that you will have a loss, whether the loss is money or time, you will refuse it all, forget it, and give me a 'roll' when you are done, do you know that this word is the most hurtful, but in our lives, how many bastards like you can easily say this word?" Cause a rupture between two hearts, and finally hurt world peace?"

The dwarf ghost touched his brain and wondered, "What does this have to do with world peace?"

I cleared my throat and said, "The relationship is big, society is a whole, everyone has a greater or lesser influence on the group consciousness, how many idiots like you like to condescendingly say '' to others? But is it possible that you are like a dog in front of your boss and in front of your girlfriend?" When you behave politely in front of the public, like a scholar who has read poetry and books, but when you are in a place where you can play freely, in a place where no one knows, will you become a beast and bite whoever you see?"

The dwarf ghost seemed to understand part of it, and whispered ashamedly, "I was wrong, Elder Tang, don't say it again." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

I was secretly happy in my heart, this wonderful statement was I used to come up with when chatting with people on the Internet, when I found a fun website, recommend friends to get game currency, so I added a few new numbers, and when chatting with these people, I sent a link to the chat window, and the result was that five people and four disappeared directly, and one person was left to be very cheap, and actually sent a 'roll' word.

At that time, I was angry and smoking, but then I thought about it, life is just a game, compared to who is thick-skinned enough, I scolded him, he couldn't stand me, blacklisted me, told me that you have been blacklisted by me, I smiled bitterly, who does this person think he is, he is the most important person in the world.

All the information I have on the Internet is real, and my friends can see it, but they still like to ask, "Who are you?"

Who am I? Can't you see the information?

Perhaps, you simply don't believe that anyone will fill in the real information?

That's human nature!

Our high school math teacher once told us, "The human nature thing is, 'Our goals are important, our wallets are important, and our relationships are even more important.'" On the other hand, what is the goal of others? If other people can't live, what is the only thing for me? As long as I am happy. ’”

Later, I was inspired to write a passage: "Human nature is selfish, if you want to change, you must learn to care for others, but caring for others without interest is what God does, if we can do it, we are God."

A lot of people's questions are, 'Why should I change?', which means, 'Is there anything wrong with being a beast?' and human nature is 'I have to be fast.' Why do we read novels? Why do we want to be happy? Why do we love to watch tertiary movies, I want to be happy!"

I suddenly thought about it a lot, but I didn't seem to think much. I know that even if it is a 'ghost', it is also changed by people, and ghosts are the same as people, and they have ghost nature! So my facial muscles moved a few times, and immediately changed to a smiling cute face, and when I touched my body, my clothes were half rotten, and I was so poor that I only had a human skin left, so I had to bend down, bent as short as a dwarf ghost, and cried before I could say a word: "Big brother Ghost Cha." Uh-huh, uh-huh, one after another is my favorite girl, just like you and the ghost sister-in-law, you don't leave me, I don't leave you. When I think of her suffering, I really don't want to live anymore, so please do well and show me a way to live. Hiss... Hum... Hissing (to the sound of snorting and runny nose), I will always remember your great kindness. ”

The elf ghost twitched his nose, thinking that he was moved by my hypocritical words, and said, "Actually, I don't have a wife." But ―I want you to find a wife. So―I'll help you. ”

I squinted my eyes (pretending to be moved), clapped my hands, and said, "Brother Ghost, you're so good, good guy, um, um (snort)." ”

The dwarf ghost didn't know why, but there was obvious anger on his face, and he snorted, "I'm not a human - I'm a ghost!"

"Oh," I finally closed my mouth in amusement, remembering that my grandfather said that it is easy for people to notice and disgust when there are too many sycophants, and it seems that I will pay attention to moderation in the future.

"Tell me about her features. "The tumor on the dwarf ghost melon suddenly grew two fiery red tentacles, and the tentacles slowly lowered and pointed at me. I swallowed my saliva before slowly describing the features of the interviews, such as their faces and figures.

When the elf ghost heard this, he said, "I'll try, and if I can't find you, I'll die." ”

I wondered, "Why?"

"Do you need to ask?" it laughed, "I'm a hundred times better than you, I can't find it, can you use it?"

I shook my head, I didn't expect such a cheeky guy to be in the world.

The dwarf ghost's feet were raised very high, and then slowly fell, and walked a few steps closer to me, I hurriedly pinched the sword trick behind me to prevent him from suddenly attacking, but fortunately, he didn't seem to like me either, so he stopped steadily, and his bent body suddenly bent lower, and the dry ghost claws pressed on the ground, and the urn shouted: "Ghost Technique-Soul Searching Ghost Method!"

There was a shock under my feet, the earth shook, and something invisible entered my body, but it seemed that my soul had left my body automatically, and I couldn't move, and the whole person was like a stone statue that had stood frozen for thousands of years, my eyes couldn't turn, and my thoughts were chaotic.

I felt that if it killed me immediately, and Shennong's sword was too cheap to fight, I would definitely not be able to dodge its killing moves, and although I didn't use a trace of spiritual power, I felt that time passed very slowly.

Time flies very slowly when people are in a difficult time. Someone once asked Albert Einstein to explain what the theory of relativity is in a nutshell, and Einstein said, "If I ask you to stick to a big stove, you will feel like a century in a minute, but if you sit and talk with a beautiful girl, I believe time flies." ”

I'm very similar to the first situation that I mentioned now, time passes very slowly, very slowly.

I'm not afraid of death, I'm dead for a hundred, but I'm clean, but when I really die, I realize how beautiful life is and how terrible death is.

Envy those compatriots who dare to commit suicide by jumping off a building, what kind of courage is this, it is nothing more than what Lu Xun wrote: "A real warrior, dare to face the life of the exam, dare to face the risk of jumping off the building, what kind of open-minded and dedicated!"

However, Lu Xun's most famous sentence is: "There is no suicide in the world, and there are many people who can't see it, so there is suicide." ”

I remember my brother studying MLM, and the first sentence of their lecturer was: "Lu Xun said that there is no road in the world, and if there are more people walking, there will be a road, and our great MLM is an industry with the greatest room for growth, as long as there are many people walking, I believe that one day, MLM will be legitimate and even change the world!" Mr. Lu Xun actually fueled the arrogance of MLM personnel, and if he knew, he did not know how much the weakness of the Chinese would be discovered by him.

I'm sorry, I'm a big fan of stream of consciousness, it's a common thing, or common sense. Now let's talk about me.

The mana of the dwarf ghost seems to be above me, under the execution of his ghost law, my spiritual power is no longer useful, fortunately I didn't act rashly, if I offended it early, my little life would be hanging.

A spirit, the soul returned to the body, my arm was strong again, I was full of praise and said: "Oh, buy the Ka, it's amazing, what's the matter, have you found this person?"

The dwarf ghost seemed to have just recovered from a serious illness, his face was blue, and after a while, he said slowly: "Beauty, right, I found more than two hundred that meet the requirements." ”

I opened my mouth wide and exclaimed, "Won't you?"

The dwarf ghost said: "The beauty is not much different, I am looking for it so hard, you are not satisfied, I still have an opinion." ”

I had no choice but to approach it head-on, take out the map and ask it for instructions, the dwarf ghost saw that I was tall and tall and 1.75 meters tall and suddenly shorter than 1.5 meters, and his heart was very happy, and Ula Ula told a bunch of nonsense and pointed out the beauty on the map.

I hugged my fists and said: "Xiao Ke Liu Jian, always remember the great grace, goodbye here, goodbye, Shennong Sword, tired dog!"

Shennong's sword roared, flew quickly, and stopped beside me, and the dwarf ghost was looking at me at this time, nodding and saying: "No wonder, I can't find the sword soul of this sword, it turns out to be an artifact." ”

My eyebrows moved: "Artifact, how do the weapons of this world be classified?"

The dwarf ghost thought for a while and said, "The classification of weapons is approximately: mortal weapons, treasure weapons, spiritual weapons, demon weapons, holy weapons, immortal weapons, artifacts, super artifacts, universe weapons, and celestial weapons. The artifact is already remarkable. ”

"Really?" I smiled: "Remember, thank you, big brother, there will be a period later." ”

I jumped on the Shennong Sword, fingered at the sky to control it to rise, the dwarf ghost raised his head with difficulty, chasing the sword shadow of the Shennong Sword, and the eyes were full of envy.

Fortunately, I reacted quickly, the sword trick was slightly introduced, and the Shennong sword swirled and fell, and it was under my back in time, I laughed, just lay down, closed my eyes, and flew to the first place where there were many beautiful women recently-the first area of the oil explosion ghost.

Oil explosion, is a big iron pot, full of oil, two little ghosts lift you, throw, poof, into the oil pot, and then you feel your body begin to expand, soften, and then slowly harden, become brittle, and finally become a big fritter.

When I opened my eyes and looked down, I happened to see a round fritter being fished out of the pot by a small ghost, which was okay, I was mentally prepared, but its next sentence completely thundered me: "This fritter is big and long, it can be sold for 30,000 taels of silver, big brother, should you sell it, or keep it for the brothers to enjoy?"

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