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A big ghost with a red-haired blue face and a copper ring on his nose haha: "Of course, such a good fritter is dedicated to the ghost king, the little ones, take care of the family, brother, I will go to the ghost king's house." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"Yes......" The chaotic ghost cries came and went, and it took a while before it quieted down, and the red-haired ghost happily held the long and round fried dough sticks, and said to the little ghost who fished for the fritters: "Take the gourd!"

The little ghost immediately threw the hook into the oil pot, pulled it hard, and pulled up a big purple-gold gourd, which was about three feet high, the size of a pig's belly, and the red-haired ghost stretched out two fingers under his mouth, and recited a series of grunting ghost words to the purple gourd, and the purple gourd suddenly seemed to be scalded by boiling oil, and kept shaking.

"Goo!" rang out, the gourd's waist was actually larger, the red-haired ghost's eyes lit up, and the spell was repeated again, and then there was a grunt, it swelled to the size of an oil pot, and the gourd mouth was aimed in front of it.

The red-haired ghost held the big fritters, swayed left and right like an octopus in front of the gourd, stomped his feet, and a shallow footprint appeared on the ground, and its fat ass had sat on the groove in the middle of the gourd, and his legs clamped the gourd, patted the gourd's buttocks backwards, and shouted: "Turn back! Turn back!"

The purple gourd is quite spiritual, and he slowly turned around obediently, and the red-haired ghost realized that he was sitting in the wrong direction, and hesitated slightly, and the red-haired ghost thought about it and shouted: "Little ones, watch me learn from Uncle Zhang Guo, ride the gourd upside down, haha......"

Slapped backwards, the mouth of the gourd suddenly erupted a light blue flame, urging the gourd to accelerate backwards and fly rapidly, because the gourd is hollow, there is no weight, so the acceleration is very fast, driving the air to whirring.

The red-haired ghost was still not happy, and the big palm slapped it hard, and the two-foot-long flame slammed to one meter, and the driving force was greatly enhanced, and the flame pushed the gourd faster and faster, and the smiling face of the red-haired ghost on the gourd gradually turned into a red dot, and after a few seconds, even the person with the gourd was too far away to see clearly.

I leaned on the Shennong sword and saw all this, and I screamed in my heart that it was not good, looking at the situation, the little ghosts here have been tempered a lot, and my tall but not mighty body stood in the middle of them, like a door panel. What is a door panel? Weak can't help but understand it? Don't understand? Do rib men understand it?

After a few more minutes, I regained some confidence, because I saw that the imps were more fat than strong. I also found that they are particularly fond of fried fritters, and after a few bites, a prisoner's fried dough sticks become the semi-finished stool in their abdomen.

"It turns out that such fat is eaten, choking to death, not afraid. I patted my chest, comforted myself a few words, and shouted: "Shennong sword, give it to me!"

I felt that something was not right, hey, expressed doubt, looked down at my feet, my feet were empty, and Shennong Jian actually misunderstood what I meant, and went down alone.

I fell to the ground in a 'big' shape, but I unexpectedly felt quite soft, what's the matter? It turned out that the ground was full of fritters that had just come out of the pot, and I was fortunate enough to pounce on one of them, like a layer of air cushion, so that my body was protected in time.

But my face still came into close contact with the earth through the fritters, "This is disfigured, woo woo......" I thought so, my hand touched my face and nose, it was actually intact, it was really God blessed this handsome guy, I couldn't help but shout with joy: "Handsome face, handsome nose, no scars, can still pick up girls, yes!"

Suddenly, a ghost sneered: "Cut, super thick-skinned guy." I immediately came to my senses and said, "I see, I really didn't expect that a thick skin can save my life, and it will be a little thicker, and it will be a little thicker." Thank you for your advice, and in addition, I would like to thank Mr. Li Zongwu and my parents. ”

"Stop!" A fat ghost with light red hair, light blue skin, and nostrils facing the sky, who seemed to be the second-in-command, interrupted my sincere gratitude, I squinted at him, and sure enough, he had a fat head and big ears, and a lot of fat, very much like a big pig.

I squeezed my eyebrows at him: "What?" put my left hand behind my back, and rubbed my eyebrows with my right hand, with an arrogant posture that you dare to provoke the uncle, and the uncle wants you to return to your mother's womb.

The fat ghost was about to have a seizure, and suddenly saw my mouth change to a wicked smile, and at the same time, an antique bronze sword rose from behind me, his eyes immediately doubled in size, and his eyebrows jumped up and down, and he said, "Is this big brother from heaven?"

I said coolly: "The poor monk is from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, and he wants to go to this ......" I suddenly remembered that I didn't seem to be a Tang monk, and hurriedly changed my words: "This handsome guy is from a jackal, and he wants to go to the West Heaven Bliss." ”

The fat ghost arched his hand and said: "Disrespectful, disrespectful, but I don't know my eldest brother's surname?"

I changed my steps, blocked my forehead with my right hand, and said with my eyes half-closed: "It's okay, it's okay, the kid's surname is Liu, and his single name is a sword word for a sword." ”

The fat ghost gave a thumbs up and slapped his ass: "Good name, my grandfather's grandfather also took this name, and later he became an excellent ghost general, leading five thousand ghost soldiers to fight in the east and west, that is quite majestic! Who would want to join the ghost clan later, and change his name to Andy Lau, that is, to get the meaning of glory and wealth, hey, it is the blessing and misfortune that lurks." The ghost sect was born, the ghost clan did not listen to the order, and half of the clan was wiped out by ten thousand ghosts, and my grandfather's grandfather became a crying ghost who loved to sing, and in the end, he was sent to the frying area to fry fritters, until my generation, it has not yet developed, it seems that our luck has run out!"

I have learned the skills of choosing a name for a few days, judging the quality of a person's name, that is, counting strokes, according to certain rules divided into what heaven and earth, but also must understand the principle of the five elements of mutual restraint, in a word, the name master is not so good to be a drop!

I stretched out three fingers and calculated, and said: "Ask the name of the eldest brother, the kid has learned the eight characters, can measure the good luck and evil of people, see the future of wealth and misfortune, I don't know if I can help the eldest brother?"

The fat ghost shouted happily: "Look at my brother's appearance Qingqi, it is a master, hehe, my surname is Liu, my name is Zijian, my father wants me to be healthy, so I took this name, in fact, I don't like it, but I have never met a master, if my brother has Yaxing, it is better to help me change it, I invited my brother to eat fritters as a thank you." ”

The fat ghost has everything in his hands, pointing to the fritters on a row of hooks, meaning whatever you choose. I glanced at those big, long and bulging fritters a few times, and my throat was blocked, so I had to laugh dryly twice, and said: "Excuse me, I don't like to eat fried food very much, I am prone to high blood pressure, high blood lipids, high blood sugar, heart disease, cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases, I suggest you also eat less, and ......" I frowned and pointed to the tall oil drums next to the iron pot: "Actually gutter oil, no taste, no quality! There are ......"

I squinted at the fat ghost and asked him to look at the hand of the imp next to him, and I said, "The hook on his hand is rusty." ”

The fat ghost quacked and laughed, as if he was embarrassed, he must have been a little surprised, in his eyes, these problems were not a problem at all, and they could not arouse his slightest interest, and now they were broken by me one by one, and he was suddenly ashamed, and he lowered his head and clenched his fists and said sincerely: "Brother has a pair of electric eyes, observing, so many details can be quickly found, Zijian admires it so much, I finally understand why I have worked hard for so many years and cannot be promoted, but this is the reason!"

I waved my hand to him and said with a wry smile: "It's nothing, cleaners can do it, this ability is done by me when I was a student, I got it out of hygiene, the leader wants to check, I can't help but be sharp-eyed!"

I continued, "I've come up with a good name, this man used to be a big official, and he can't be wrong. ”

The fat ghost's eyes lit up: "What's the name?"

"Liu Qingshan!" I nodded affirmatively, pursed my mouth, and pretended to be very good.

"Liu Qingshan?" the muscles on the fat ghost's face moved irregularly, "How do you look like a peasant?"

"Have you ever heard of such a saying," I paused and said, "Stay in the green mountains, and don't worry about running out of firewood." ”

The fat ghost slowly repeated my words: "If you stay in the green mountains, don't worry about running out of firewood? If there are green mountains, there will be firewood, and if there is firewood, are you afraid that it won't be popular? It turns out that this is the intention, I understand." ”

He understood, and I was blinded. I saw that he came up with a reason, and I was afraid that he would use his brain too much and go crazy, so I hurriedly explained to him: "The meaning of this name is to keep you rich and promoted." Only when there are mountains can there be trees, only when there are trees can there be wealth, trees are the root of wealth, and mountains are the foundation of trees. Second, you can always remind you that you can't do things too desperately, and leave three points of leeway for others everywhere, so as to keep Qingshan, keep the capital, and then try to develop and grow. ”

"Oh, that's right. The fat ghost nodded his head heavily, and suddenly he straightened up and announced loudly: "Brothers, in the future, I will be called Liu Qingshan, and you will call me Brother Qingshan when you see me, do you know?"

A group of imps immediately came up and slapped Shenma's buttocks: "Brother Qingshan has a new name, like a faint real person re-entering the world, congratulations!" "Brother Qingshan changed his name, and he seems to be more and more handsome, congratulations, congratulations." ”

The fat ghost was greatly used, haha, and said: "Joy and joy, congratulations, wahaha......"

This one said: "Brother Qingshan, this name has been changed well!" The fat ghost hurriedly said: "Where, where." ”

That one called: "Brother Qingshan, you have to take care of your little brother if you get rich in the future!" The fat ghost smiled: "Definitely, definitely." When we come out to mix, we should help each other!"

The first area of the oil explosion suddenly heard ghosts, and it became Liu Qingshan's celebration place, a group of fat imps slapped each other's ass, and the air became more and more smelly.

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