After Zhao Ji, a former senior county official, was transferred to the city as the director of the Agriculture and Forestry Bureau, he often returned to the county to investigate and guide the work. On this day, the director came to investigate the most traditional agricultural projects and held a meeting at the Dongchenzhuang Farming Zen Base. The meeting should be a speech, and the speech should be posted on the Internet at the same time, affirming the environmental protection spirit of agricultural Zen, and explaining the importance of the development of ecological agriculture.

There are not many tables and stools in the farming base. Leizi went to the town government to borrow it. The mayor lent him some tables and stools from the conference room on the third floor.

As a neighbor of Farming Zen, Chen Ergou was also invited as a guest to attend the meeting and invited him to sit on the stool at the back. He specially invited Xu Xiaxia to sit with him.

Chen Ergou thought that he should sit at the front. It's not enough to sit at the front, you should sit on the podium. He was not used to seeing those cadres sitting stiffly, and he was not used to listening to their kind of small speeches according to the script. He thinks that in this group of people, he is the only one who has a louder voice than a loudspeaker, and is suitable to be the chairman of the meeting, to speak the last big words, and to sit in the top spot.

But no one has ever asked for him. He was still in the last position until the director began to speak.

"Trust in nature! If it doesn't rain, the crops won't yield well no matter how many times you water the ground. If there is no ventilation in the solar greenhouse, no matter how beautiful and bright the melons and fruits are, they will be difficult to eat. It is necessary to protect the beneficial insects in the field. To love the Water Margin heroes in your responsibility field. Believe in the War of Resistance Against Japanese Aggression in the Crops. If you can imagine the Romance of the Three Kingdoms in the vegetable garden...... "The director is vividly talking about the confrontation between farmland pests and beneficial insects.

Ergou stood up at this time, pointed at the director with his fingers, and called: Little chicken——, little chicken-

The director couldn't speak, so he paused. The mayor of the town sent the director to teach Chen Ergou.

"What are you calling all the time?" asked Chen Ergou the director.

Chen Ergou was silent.

The director thought that Chen Ergou was convinced, so he returned horizontally. But Chen Ergou barked again.

"What are you calling?

"I'm shouting, not calling, you're calling. ”

"Then why are you shouting?"

"I have a speech to make. ”

"You're in the last position, you can fart as much as you want, and no one can smell it but yourself. ”

"I've got a big fart to go to the front to publish!"

"Ask him to come and talk about it!" beckoned the director.

When a mass meeting is held, very few people are willing to speak, let alone speak. Now there is someone who takes the initiative to come to power, which is a good thing.

The mayor smiled happily as well.

Chen Ergou strode to the front with one hand pinching his cheeks, walked to the rostrum, and sat in the position given by the director.

The chief and mayor of the town instructed the full live broadcast.

Chen Ergou first coughed deliberately twice, and then spoke generously:

"Here, this lazy farming village that raises insects and grass, and relies on the pus of reciting scriptures to nourish the crops, there is a particularly bold and reckless broken cadre. May I ask the chief and the mayor, do you care?"

"Tube, must tube. The chief and mayor replied in unison.

"That village cadre engaged in improper relations between men and women, should he be punished?"

"If the situation you report is verified to be true, you will definitely be given party and government disciplinary sanctions. The mayor replied.

"If you rape my little beauty, five times three times, three times three times, and let my little beauty conceive a child with a big belly, should I be shot, or shoveled to death?"

"And such village cadres?"

"Of course, I don't have time to slander. ”

However, if you want to be shot, you have to go through a court trial and judgment, and the administration cannot make a decision, and it cannot have more power than the law. A shovel is shoveled to death, and there is no such punishment measure. The director replied to Chen Ergou.