"Then if I only ask to cut off one of his legs, can you give the order directly?"

"Neither can it. ”

"And what if I just ask for a beating with a stick?"

"Who are you talking about?" asked the mayor.

"Yes, who?" said the director.

"Is that your wife?" the mayor asked.

"It's not. Ergou replied.

"Is it your daughter?"

"Not so much. ”

"Is it your mother?"

"It's your mother!" Chen Ergou got angry.

"Who the hell is that? are you nice?" asked the director.

"Well, it's neither. It's my beautiful. ”

The audience was in an uproar.

So what is the name of the village cadre you accused? The mayor asked with a smile.

Chen Ergou looked at Captain Kun. Everyone followed him and looked at Captain Kun.

Captain Kun was anxious and angry, and he blushed.

Chen Ergou looked at the village party secretary again. Everyone also followed him to look at the village party secretary.

The village party secretary also blushed.

Chen Ergou looked at the captain again. Everyone followed him and looked at the captain.

The captain also blushed.

In the end, Chen Ergou found his target - the wolf dog staring at him behind the window pane on the top floor (there are three floors in total).

"That's it!" Chen Ergou pointed to the wolf dog.

The audience was in an uproar again.

Captain Kun stepped forward to pull Chen Ergou.

"Have you finished speaking? Hurry back to your seat, the meeting is not over yet. ”

Captain Kekun practiced so hard and his whole body muscles were so developed, but he couldn't pull the second dog, and was pushed to the ground by the second dog.

At this time, King Kong, who was sitting and listening to the meeting like a meditation on the edge of the venue, came over, grabbed Chen Ergou with one hand and raised it above his head, invited him out of the venue, and sat on the stool that Ergou had just sat on in the back row of the venue. Ergou wanted to get up again, but it was more difficult than Sun Wukong under the Five Elements Mountain.

Xu Xiaxia suddenly remembered the robot pigeon. He thought: Could it be this iron egg......

The video of the meeting exploded in hits on the Internet. Chen Ergou's episode at the venue played a huge role in promoting the spread of the meeting. The people of the world have a higher understanding of the unique value of farming, Dongchenzhuang, and the old traditional agriculture.

Liu Han's hand, which was pecked by a wild pigeon, was treated in the hospital and got much better.

He drove his tractor to earn money again.

He would rather earn less money now, and never dare to step into the boundary of Dongchenzhuang Village again.

I thought it would be fine if I didn't enter the boundary of Dongchenzhuang. But now, even if he sprays herbicides in Xichenzhuang, the pigeon will not allow it.

The wild pigeon has bathed in a new bath nowhere, and it is more beautiful and charming than before.

The beautiful pigeon eyebrows were upside down into 11, and treated Liu Han as if they had the hatred of the ninth generation. It is more powerful than Bruce Lee's shot, and can peck 20 times in 1 second. Liu Han couldn't dodge, was pecked twice, and hurriedly put on his helmet. He started the tractor with electricity, pressed the accelerator to the end, and pulled the hose hard rod to escape.

Seeing that he had escaped more than 8 miles, the beautiful pigeon stood on the top of a poplar tree and looked at it.

Liu Hanqian wanted to burn himself, but it was unbearable, and he stopped to spray poison.

The pigeon swooped down again. Liu Han put on his helmet and fled again. The pigeon pecked at him for more than 200 holes in his high-end helmet.

"There's a hen that's so beautiful!" Liu Han went to report to the mayor.

"What stupid things are you trying to say?" asked the mayor, puzzled.

"There's a beautiful pigeon that's too fierce!" Liu Han said with a pair of big black eyes trembling.

"The hen must be gentle and virtuous, how can she be fierce?" the mayor did not believe.

"You are really a bureaucrat and do not believe the words of the common people. Look at the back of my hand, look at my head, look at my helmet!" Liu Han presented the helmet in his hand.

"That's weird! I see, it must be a little widow, you go and break its door!"

"Nope!"

"Or you hunted his family or friends and relatives. ”

"I never catch fish and pigeons, I naturally love to make money, and I don't have that much spare time. ”

"Why is that??" the mayor of the town also ran out of brains.

"After all-night analysis, I thought it was an act of not allowing pesticides to be sprayed, specifically to deal with environmental pollution!" Liu Han said.

"Really?"

"We are bare friends, we have played since childhood, and you give me such a big project, can I lie to you?"

"I'll buy you a lawn mower. In the future, we will stop chemical weeding, change to mechanical mowing, and it should be fine. ”

"Well, with intelligence and insight, it's no wonder you should be the mayor of the town. ”

Chen Shouzi has always been obsessed with Chen Ergou's kindness.

Everyone looked at Chen Ergou full of laughing stocks. The ears are like a laughing stock, and the nose is like a laughing stock. The lower jaw is like a laughing stock. The back of the head is like a laughing stock. Shoulders like a laughing stock. Fingers are like laughing stocks. Each beard, eyebrows, hair, hair, hair, like a laughing stock. Every word spoken is pronounced like a laughing stock. Especially now, the cheeks are most like a laughing stock, and you can't walk without pinching your hands.

But Chen Slender looked at Chen Ergou as a hero in the world. More than the white-eyed hero. More than Yang Guo. More than Huo Yuanjia. More than Chen Zhen. More than Jigong.

Chen Shouzi took a photo of Chen Ergou walking with his belly and eggs and sent it to the circle of friends, and described the similar conditions of himself and Chen Ergou in words, as well as their respective medical conditions.

Chairman Wang of the County Disabled Persons' Federation saw it in the circle of friends and was deeply sympathetic.

Chen Shouzi went to the supermarket to buy a can of bamboo skewers for tooth flossing, and went to give Chen Ergou acupuncture.

"Thank you, brother. Where do you brother and I go to tie this thing, people won't give it to me when they see it's me. Chen Ergou said.

Chen Shouzi spread out the acupuncture point map and marked acupuncture points he found on the Internet, and treated them according to the map.

Every time he signed, Chen Ergou was as crazy as a dog.

Chen Ergou has already shed blood on his buttocks and legs, and Chen Slender still wants to tie Zaza.

Chen Ergou's begging for mercy was ineffective, so he suddenly lay down and pretended to be dead.

Chen Shouzi put the needle into the jar at this time. He posted a video of himself not afraid of bloodshed and sacrifice to treat his benefactor to the circle of friends.

Chairman Wang was very moved when he saw it again.

"The County Disabled Persons' Federation has hired experts from the province to train in desilting, are you interested?" Chairman Wang asked Chen Shouzi on WeChat.

"Okay, but I'll have to ask the mayor for leave. Besides, I insist on long-distance running every day, gain weight and increase to 123 pounds, and I don't need to drain silt, right?"

"Let you learn the skills of desilting, not let you desilt it. ”

"Well, thank you, old classmate. ”

Chen Shouzi and Chairman Wang were classmates in the first year of junior high school.

"Then I'll pull you into the group, and you will take the dragon. ”

Chen Shouzi happily joined the group. Chairman Wang put his name on the list of trainees.

On the day of the start of the class, Chen Shouzi happily went.

The expert gave a two-day lecture, and the training ended.

Chairman Wang asked the students for homework. Chen Shouzi carefully sorted out his study notes, sent them to the group, and received praise from Chairman Wang.

Xu Xiaxia also praised him: "It's still a township cadre." ”

"What's awesome? Actually, it's nothing. When I was young, I practiced public food, and when I got old, I didn't do anything. ”

"When I was a child, there was a township cadre who collected public food, and when he saw me climbing a telephone pole, he praised me for being a good material for practicing martial arts. Then my cousin paid for my tuition, and my father sent me to the south to learn traditional Chinese martial arts. ”

"Which village are you from?"

"Nanxuzhuang. ”

"What's your name?"

"Xu Xiaxia. ”

"That township cadre is me. ”

"Great benefactor. You've made me so hard!"

Xu Xiaxia was overjoyed and bowed deeply.

Seeing that he was so polite, Chen Shouzi said, "If you are happy, take the time to teach me some kung fu, I only practice to the fur." ”

"Okay, let's go to your house!"

Xu Xiaxia lectured until midnight, and Chen Slender was very happy, thinking: No wonder Zi said, "Chaowen Dao, you can die at night!"