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Di listened to the breath and said in a rough voice: "How can this be counted! My mother didn't discuss it with me when she gave birth to me, besides, your mother didn't give you four legs, but you have two hands, four to four, it's flat!"

"Uh......" Liu Xuan's eyes rolled, hehe laughed dryly, speechless. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info secretly scolded in his heart, listening to the old demon's calculations. Frowning and thinking for a while, he still couldn't think of any advantages of Di Ting, and said nonsense: "Today I don't feel sick to my stomach and have indigestion, let's fight another day." ”

Di Ting said angrily: "No!"

"Why not?" Liu Xuan screamed twice, clutching his stomach, "Look, I'm a patient! It hurts me to death!"

Di Ting sneered fiercely: "Patient, can a patient kill so many of my offspring? Are you pretending?"

"Ahh

"Shut up!" Di Ting was completely angry, and roared again and again: "It's all an excuse! It's better to die late than to die early, let's take your life!"

"Good. Liu Xuan moved his right ankle, his face was as bright as a spring flower, it was obvious that he was deliberately messing with Di Ting, and used this time to restore the injured soles of his feet.

Liu Xuan knew that in a fight with this kind of monster with great strength, it was best to fight quickly, otherwise he would definitely be dragged to death by it when he hit the back, and a frontal attack was the stupidest choice, and if he flew in the air, he couldn't beat its long teeth, unless he ...... Liu Xuan seemed to see the end of victory at this time, and a confident smile appeared on his face again.

Di Ting raised his four legs and rushed up. It was originally only two meters away from Liu Xuan, but now it is running with all its might, how fast it is! In its eyes, Liu Xuan is already a dead corpse.

However, when its fangs touched Liu Xuan's clothes, Liu Xuan disappeared all at once. Like the evaporation of water, it disappears very successfully and without a trace.

What's going on? Di Ting stopped, looked back at the location where Liu Xuan disappeared, his head couldn't bend for a while, he felt a little lost in his heart, a little confused, stunned there, not knowing what to do.

A flash of alertness suddenly flashed in Di Ting's heart, but it was too late, and a cold feeling came from the soles of his feet. It's always cool to the bottom of my heart. All martial arts masters who often experience life-and-death fights know what it means to suddenly have this kind of coolness that is comfortable in their hearts when they are fighting.

Fifteen years ago, there was a moving legend in the Kingdom of Celestial Universe. The only characteristic of this legend is that it is very true.

In that year, the emperor of Tianyu Kingdom died, and the edict was lost. The crown prince and several other princes fought for the throne, almost to the point of white heat, openly sneering, and secretly I don't know how many good hands were sent to assassinate each other. The funny thing is that the six princes all want to be emperors, and they can't form an alliance at all, you kill me, I yin you, and no one is sure which brother will come to kill them next time, and they are not sure which brother they will attack again. But the six of them all know in their hearts that one less opponent will have more certainty, and whoever survives to the end will win.

So the six of them adopted the same strategy: to protect themselves. Don't mess with or provoke a few other brothers, and at the same time spend a lot of money to recruit cultivators and choose the best of them to protect themselves.

King Liang is the son of the emperor and the Oiran of Chun Manlou, due to the opposition of the Empress Dowager, King Liang was relegated to the resentment of the sea of lust to be the lord of the city, the Empress Dowager never dreamed, it was here, King Liang practiced a body of martial arts, and then worshiped the heavenly machine as a teacher, with martial arts into the Tao, it took only seven years, and then broke through the congenital in one fell swoop, became the cow * character of the Jindan period.

At that time, except for some major sects such as the Snow Cloud Gate and the Heart Snow Gate, there were very few immortal cultivators in the Tianyu Kingdom who had reached the Jindan stage, and even the bodyguards around the prince were mostly still congenital. After the competition became fierce, the prince spread the news that if the uncle of the Jindan period came to the capital to protect him, he would charter a year's spring building to make him chic.

Chun Man Lou, the largest brothel in the capital. Here, rich is an uncle, you can be disabled, you can be a hooligan, but as long as you have a lot of money, you are God!

There is a special feature here, which is divided into sitting and private seats. The hall sat on the first floor, the first floor was very wide, and the innermost stage was set up for the brothel's entertainers to perform, and the audience sat under the stage, and four or five people gathered around a table, chatting.

Upstairs is a private seat. The price is three times more expensive. The décor in the house is quite luxurious, with a large round table and six chairs in each room. Inside, turn left and you'll find the bedroom, separated by a screen.

The sound insulation effect of the screen is extremely poor, and it only plays a role in covering shame. Sometimes the people inside work too hard, and the whole hall can hear the cry of ecstasy, and at this time, the audience has no intention of watching the play and listening to the music, shaking their heads and closing their eyes to savor it, which is very enjoyable.

Once upon a time, a down-and-out disciple surnamed Cao came to Chunmanlou, saw the appearance of everyone in the hall, and commented: "This means *." ”

There are also two kinds of women in Chunmanlou, those who sell their bodies and those who do not sell their bodies. The more you pretend to be ice and jade, and the more sacred and inviolable, the more likely it is to arouse the desire of those rich children to challenge, and pretending to be pure is tantamount to seducing them in disguise to conquer you.

There are usually three situations in which a woman who sells an entertainer loses her body. One is that a certain playboy told her a basket of vows, and then took out a lot of silver tickets, claiming to redeem her. Most of the women who sell the arts are forced by life to join the Qinglou, and their biggest dream in their hearts is to regain their freedom. They always fantasize that on a certain day, a certain month, a prince charming fell from the sky, fell in love with her at first sight, hated to see each other late, and then took out a large number of silver tickets to redeem her.

And when this illusion suddenly comes, their bottom line will be completely broken, and they willingly use all means to please the prince charming, although the prince suddenly becomes extremely rough and not gentle at all.

There are times when dreams are broken. When he gets dressed, smiles faintly at you, turns around, and leaves.

Your dreams will be shattered.

Of course, the artist is not stupid, the trick of redeeming her life can only be used once, what if a certain woman tastes good, the playboy is addicted, and wants to play, but he has used the trick of redemption again, what should he do?

Quite simply, with an aphrodisiac!

In ancient times, the people were simple and simple, and even the merchants pursued justice in doing things, and the things they sold were basically genuine. The aphrodisiacs they sold were very effective and were widely spread among the nobility.

However, the merchants knew that when the aphrodisiac was used in the right way, it would naturally help the husband and wife to reach a higher level, have a harmonious family, and live a happy life; however, how many of the children of the nobility were good? Most of the people who bought the aphrodisiac were in a hurry to find a woman from a good family to conduct an experiment, and after the experiment was completed, they ruthlessly abandoned it, causing at least eight out of ten to hang themselves.

Ladies and gentlemen, do you guess why the remaining two people didn't hang themselves? Could it be that there are girls in this world who regard chastity grass as child's play, and have seen through the red dust and despised the strong fried? ?

The answer is: the remaining two committed suicide by throwing themselves into the river!

There is not a single thing in the world that is always good, and there is not a single thing that is always bad. The key to good or bad is how the people who use it think.

There are all kinds of people in life, no matter who they are, they always have some human weaknesses, or selfishness, or cowardice, or cynicism, or obsession with women. But he is more or less bound by morality in his heart, and refuses to classify himself as a bad person. As a result, we often see some people in life who hate that they get as much as others, but many times they do not hesitate to stand up and fight for the fairness of others.

Therefore, judging whether a person is a good person or a bad person should be analyzed from many aspects, and due to the complexity of human nature, we can conclude that anyone, he is half good and half bad, and in his heart, there is only one thought, that is, I am good.

As a businessman, although for him, the benefits are greater than everything else, but he can't be calm in his heart: "I sell aphrodisiacs to make money, which is good, but how many women from good families have actually been killed? It doesn't matter how much money is or how little money is, but it definitely can't be illusory money, you have to think of a way." ”

After discussion, the merchants came up with a new rule: "Customers who come to buy health care products need to come with their husband and wife and sign a guarantee." If something happens, for example, if you can't get out, if you die, etc., take responsibility for yourself!"

As soon as the regulations came out, those rich sons and eunuchs scolded them: "What the hell are these regulations, who dares to bring their own tigress to buy aphrodisiacs, they don't want to live?"

Scolding and scolding, sex has to be lived. There are people who have the means to the sky, and they even brought other people's wives to buy aphrodisiacs. Although they usually go in and out of the mansion to treat these nobles, how can they remember who is whose wife? The man is a handsome man and seems to be familiar with each other, and the woman is a noble lady who has a relationship. Without hesitation at the moment, he brushed the prescription, wrapped the medicine, and handed it to them with a smile.

Others followed suit. So, in the capital, chickens flew and dogs jumped. The topic of conversation after tea and dinner has changed from money to the relationship between men and women, and it is really foaming at the mouth and having fun. Paper can't always contain fire. Soon, the playboys found out that their wives were having an affair with someone else, and they had to write a letter of divorce immediately! How to write a letter of resignation?

At that time, the writing had not yet been simplified, and it was quite complicated, and it often took several days to learn a word and practice it dozens of times.

So the scribes and scholars on the street had a business. All of them worked hard to write, their hands trembled, and their faces turned blue. But no one wants to stop, why? A letter of resignation is a piece of silver! Of course, the more you write, the better, and the faster you write, the more money you make!

The divorced woman feels that this world is really unfair, because both men and women fall out of their mother's womb, and mothers can only be women. If there are no women, where do you men come from? Why are you men allowed to divorce us women, while we women can only obey in silence?

With inexplicable grief and indignation, these women threw themselves into the Qinglou. They vowed to use their bodies to conquer men in the days to come, and to completely break up the families of these stinky men.

In the following three years, the divorce rate in Beijing increased rapidly.

Some of the other women who were divorced were flesh and bones made of water, and they found the man who tricked her into buying aphrodisiacs together, and in a few words, they pretended to be flattering, and immediately captured the man's heart. It just so happened that he had already divorced his yellow-faced woman, and he wanted to find an obedient woman who would not stop him from buying aphrodisiacs, and now someone took the initiative to send it to the door, how could it be reasonable not to accept it?

The man has a lover and the woman is interested, and both parties are divorced, so it's justifiable, hurry up and get married!

The woman said, "The wedding must be big, and my ex-husband must be invited as well." Let him see, I'm not without him. ”

The man hesitated: "Isn't this okay?"

"What's the matter, are you afraid?" the woman rolled her eyes and said coquettishly: "I seduced you, what are you afraid of!"

"Yes—" The man could only agree.

On the auspicious day of this month, more than 20 noble children held weddings at the same time. Those who have just divorced their wives are fortunate enough to receive more than a dozen invitations, all of which are for a wedding drink, and the content is similar, one of which reads: Wang Gongzi, my person Xiao worships.

Contemptible people have lived in a humble room for a long time, and they don't know the beauties of the world. On March 3 this year, Yu Lu met a confidante by chance, and he was shocked by the heavens, it was really love at first sight, and it was difficult to separate. After a conversation, I learned that she had been married to her son for a hundred years, and as the saying goes, a friend's wife should not be bullied, so after thinking about it again and again, I could only give up.

Unexpectedly, the beauty of the son's adulthood, a letter of resignation was abandoned, so that the two of us finally became married. This grace and virtue are not forgotten.

On this auspicious day, a special invitation card was issued, and the prince was invited to come to the humble house to drink a glass of wine.

In the next guess, the body of the child's daughter will not want to come. Then send the invitation back, and send a few jars of wine to apologize; if the son is happy to come, it is an honor to be in the next, and the son will talk with the candle at night, and he will not get drunk and return.

On the 4th day of May in the 10th year of Tianhe, Rongguo Mansion.

Xiao Zhicheng personally wrote.

Seeing such an angry invitation, most people jumped up and scolded three times, but after reading it, these sons and brothers only smiled faintly, their faces were not red and their hearts were not beating, they were not arrogant or rash, nor were they scolding, and they were surprisingly calm.

What is the reason for this? The aristocracy of the time was more fighting than united. In the Kingdom of Tianyu, the nobles of all sizes are attached to the four major families. The four major families are in charge of the four directions of the Tianyu Kingdom, namely the Wang family in the capital in the north, the Nangong family in the hollow city in the south, the Zhao family in the east, and the Fang family in the sea of lust in the west.

The members of the four major families include the ministers of the imperial court, the celebrities around the emperor, and even the emperor's favored concubines are inextricably linked with the four major families, and the relationship is so complicated that it is impossible to sort out for three days and three nights.

If you are attached to one of the four major families, no one will dare to mess with you casually. But your words and deeds have thousands of eyes staring at you all the time. What you say and do must be based on the interests of the family. Otherwise, not only will the other three families seize the lever and take the opportunity to stir up trouble, but even the family you are attached to will also find a way to get rid of you first.

Since ancient times, playboys can't do anything else.,Pretending to be stupid is first-class.,Anything,As long as it involves the interests of the family,Calm down like a reflex,Slowly think about countermeasures.。 With their genius heads who soaked the girl in bed in three minutes, it is not difficult to think that most of these invitations were written by their ex-wives, and if they really went, what was waiting for them would be unexpected embarrassment and embarrassment.

"But what does it matter?" thought all the people who received the invitation from their ex-wife, "don't forget, what was the purpose of the person you married to trick you into going to the pharmacy in the first place! Will you be happy? How long will you be happy?"

On the day of May 4, half of the children of wealthy families in the capital changed wives, but in fact, there were not so many, and the increase in the number of people was completely caused by following the trend. Among the wealthy families, there are also a lot of idiots, and those idiots saw that their brother and brother suddenly changed wives, and they couldn't think of a reason, so they asked them what was going on.

How can such a thing be said casually? But when the brother asked, he still had to tell the "truth": "Women, just like clothes, are good for their health to change them frequently." "Women, just like socks, they stink after wearing them for a long time, so it's good to change them." "Women, it's bubble gum, if you chew it for too long, it's not sweet, it's better to change one, brother, what do you say?"

The idiot's idea is very simple: "My brother changes his wife, my brother also changes his wife, if we don't change our wives, is it a little outdated?" After thinking about it: "If you fall behind, you will be beaten, this is what the great Chairman Mao said, I must not be left behind, wife, I must be changed! Oh! Who is Chairman Mao? Has he ever said this?"

"No matter who Chairman Mao is, this wife must be replaced, my IQ is already low, if I fall behind, I will have no face in the future. The idiot touched his face, feeling that people's cheeks were still more important, and nodded fiercely: "I must change! If you change your wife, you have to divorce first, how can this be good? ”

A subordinate was invited to the second son's room. The second son rolled his eyes and said in a deep voice: "Xiao Liu, let me ask you, you have to answer me honestly." ”

Xiao Liu Cheng was terrified, and bowed down and replied: "Second son, please ask, the little one must know everything and say everything, even if there is something you don't know, you have to go to Baidu to search it out..."

The second son couldn't get around the corner for a long time, his brows furrowed, and he said dissatisfiedly: "What is Baidu, a brothel? Okay, let me ask you, how is this divorce going to be done?"

"Divorce procedure?" Xiao Liu slid his eyes and said with a smile: "Big brother, you have found the right person, Xiao Liu, I have been in this business for five years, and I am a veteran." Let me tell you straight, half of our families in the capital were broken up by our gang. And it is a one-stop service, divorce first, and then introduce the marriage with the right age, perfect, hehe, you are satisfied. ”

The second son was stunned when he heard this, and the idiot made a mistake when he made a mistake: "Very good, my family's brains are spiritual light, and all walks of life compete for beauty, um... As the master of your lifelong service, you are going to give a few discounts!"

Xiao Liu exclaimed: "Master, you think too highly of me! As long as you treat me as a friend when you are old, I will go to the soup for you..."

"Okay, okay, interesting, how many folds?" the second son looked a little impatient.

Xiao Liu rubbed his hands, lowered his head, and said, "The lowest price, the lowest price." As he spoke, he smiled and raised three fingers in his right hand.

"Three folds?" The second son was a little angry and sighed: "It seems that I have to find someone else, and you have to live a good life in the future, hehe..."

"My brother, three folds, three folds is the lowest price, the second son was born in a noble, he must also know the truth that you get what you pay for, women are divided into stunning, beautiful, and generally multiple grades, the higher the level, the more money you spend?" Xiao Liu said movingly, sincerely, and sincerely. The second son just nodded frequently, seemingly agreeing with his point of view.

In the middle of the sound, the second prince spoke: "I can understand your difficulties, so let's fold it three times and attach two 'Cheng Xian Dan'." ok？”

Xiao Liu couldn't ask for it, and hurriedly responded: "Yes, yes, yes, I will definitely offer aphrodisiacs as scheduled, and you will be satisfied on the day of the candle night in the cave room, and we will talk another day." ”

The second son smiled: "Okay! You do things, I don't worry! In addition, you can investigate for me again, which son's wife my brother and younger brother married, and then check if there are any abandoned women in this family, I want to kiss and kiss." ”

Xiao Liu smiled wickedly and said: "The second son is really thoughtful, don't worry, even if you don't, the small one can let him have it!"

The second son watched Xiao Liu step out of the threshold, put his finger under his nose and rubbed it gently, and fell into deep thought: "If you don't have it, you can let him have it, it's interesting." ”

"The substitution turmoil has come to an end for the time being, but I think that after this aphrodisiac crisis, people will probably cherish the relationship between husband and wife more and learn to be considerate of the other party. The King of Equality's eyes shone with wisdom and made a small conclusion.

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