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I didn't squeak, and the King of Equality sensed that something was wrong. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 He coughed and said, "Brother Liu, do you think that I tell stories and call all the minions Xiao Liu, which is very disrespectful to you?"

I gathered my mind and shook my head, "No." I'm very strange, Liu Xuan's surname is Liu, and a random slave is also surnamed Liu, are many people on the mainland surnamed Liu?"

King Ping nodded and said, "That's true, Tianyu Guo's surname Liu accounts for a quarter, but it's just ......"

I hurriedly asked, "What?"

King Ping gritted his teeth, as if he was shimping, and hesitated for a long time before he spoke: "Twelve hundred years ago, the emperor of Tianyu Kingdom was called Liu Busy. He was very lustful, and more than 3,000 concubines could not satisfy him. He issued an edict to conduct auditions every three years to select beautiful women among the people for his entertainment. The people called him 'Liu Busy Ancestor'. ”

"Rogue ancestor?" I touched my forehead, laughing and coughing, remembering that I used to play games, using this name, I don't know how many people who took the homophonic sound of 'hooligan' to death, I nodded admiringly: "Confidant, confidant." Genius, genius!"

The King of Equality also praised: "He is really a genius, and the women who have a good appearance in nine years have been played by him once, so as to find out a set of martial arts methods, as if what is the "Imperial Goddess Gong", tsk, this set of mental methods can be regarded as an epoch-making masterpiece, subverting the previous practice of cultivation must be pure heart and few desires, self-contained, both men and women only need to be on time, referring to the posture he painted to integrate wholeheartedly, it can nourish yin and replenish yang, and form a magnetic field to absorb the free energy between heaven and earth, so that both parties benefit. ”

I was so stupid that I didn't know how long my saliva was drawn, and even my collar was dirty, so I just said stupidly, "Keep talking." ”

The King of Equality did not notice my intentions*, his head tilted upwards to the left, and with a hint of longing in his eyes, he sighed and said, "Back then...... I saw him personally. He was so handsome. I think not only women, but any man, as long as they see him, will be fascinated by his temperament. He is beautiful, and that kind of beauty does not belong to the mortal ......."

My brow furrowed, instinctively disgusted. But somehow, I still want him to continue.

King Ping was silent for a moment, and his originally raised head was suddenly lowered, his eyes were introverted, and he said lightly: "It's all in the past, so why bother to say it?"

I saw him ask himself in a low voice, there must be something strange in it, he and I have only known each other for a day, there are some things that are not good to say to me, and I am not easy to ask, although I feel very pity, but there is nothing to be done. At that moment, he reached out and patted him on the shoulder, comforting: "Don't be too nostalgic for the past, cherish what you have now, one day you will understand that all beauty is illusory, and all the past is like a cloud of smoke and insignificant." The important thing is that you cherish the present and grasp the future. Dwelling on the past, all you get is sorrow that has been repeated countless times. ”

King Ping sighed: "I didn't expect you to be a teacher. Hey, the past can never be recovered, leaving people with deep regrets, unless... There are regret pills in the world. ”

I smiled and said, "If there is regret medicine to take, there will be no regrets in this world, well, to be honest, I want to take regret medicine more than you, I regret that I didn't work hard in my first year of high school, and I didn't get into a good university; ”

The king of equality laughed: "You think that hooligans are easy to do! Liu Busy Ancestor died on playing hooligans! Originally, he could have soared, but he was too eager for quick success, and he died on the last woman." ”

I hurriedly asked, "What happened to the last woman, who killed me?"

King Ping suddenly laughed out of his nose, and said while laughing: "That woman, hahaha, she is not a woman at all, and the devil knows what she is." Hahaha......" After a while, King Ping stopped laughing and continued: "She was originally a man, but because her fiancée was ruined by Liu Busy, she hated it in her heart, so she took the risk of having sex reassignment surgery on herself. ”

"What?" I was surprised and surprised, "then he is not Saihuatuo, and can perform sex reassignment surgery on himself?"

King Ping waved his hand and said, "What bullshit Sai Hua Tuo, his profession is a sex reassignment surgeon, and he knows some demon methods from the side. First confuse a woman with a good posture and bring it home, and then use the demon magic to exchange organs with them, and there must be no disturbance during the spell, otherwise, it is possible to change half of the organs, and then terminate the spell, making the two people indecent. ”

"In addition", the King of Equality added: "Although this kind of spell does not enter the stream, but if it is used in the right place, it will still be of great help to human beings, but now people's hearts are unpredictable, and it is too risky to let others operate on you, so it is best to learn it yourself." Liu Jian, I see that you are extraordinary, your bones are wonderful, you are the most suitable for learning this kind of spell, the tuition fee is 3,000 yuan a period, if you find someone to introduce you, it can be cheaper, and the final exam is included. So, I'll write you a letter of introduction, and with my letter of introduction......"

I wanted to cry without tears: "Big brother, why am I learning that thing? Please, you can talk a little logically, okay? You don't torture my young mind anymore!!"

King Ping said with a smile: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, brother, don't blame." At this age, I don't have a good memory, and it's easy to get away. In this way, you ask me to answer, as long as you ask well, I will definitely answer correctly. ”

I said, "Okay, let's talk about what happened to this last ladyboy of Liu Busy Ancestor's Imperial Palace." ”

King Ping stroked his beard (in fact, he didn't have a beard), and said indifferently: "Yes, he is a shemale, as soon as he was nervous about surgery, his lower body was changed, but his upper body was not changed, and it became an airport." But the strange thing is that his face shape has changed to a melon seed face, he was originally very handsome, and his face shape has changed, and he looks even more heroic and beautiful. Later, he was favored by the eunuch who chose the concubine and was selected to enter the palace to serve Liu Busy. Liu Xian has already intersected with two thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine virgins, and only one person is missing to be able to 'three thousand maidens, and ascend to the Tao', when he saw this demon, he was overjoyed, and immediately pulled him to bed with the "Imperial Maiden's Heart Method". And because the posture is doggy, you can't close the chest, so ...... He didn't even realize that this demon was not a woman!"

I wondered and pointed out the suspicions: "Before serving the emperor, there should be a very strict physical examination, how can he pass the test? In our place, there is a three-point test to be admitted to an art school, don't you care about women's big breasts and small breasts here?"

King Ping confessed: "I don't know how he got past the physical examination, maybe he used demon methods." 'Confusement', 'Spiritualism', 'Mindfulness', a whole bunch of them. In these years, spells to control others have emerged one after another, and they have been updated quickly. And Liu Xian never knew that he died at the hands of a shemale. He thought that the time had come, so he stripped naked and forcibly ascended, but finally because his flesh was not dense enough, he was blown into ashes by the wind. ”

"You can imagine what happened later, as soon as Liu Xian died, the peasant rebels from all over the country rose up to resist, and finally a disciple of Xinxuemen led the rebels to break through the imperial city and take the throne. After the success of that person, he formed gangs everywhere, and under the pressure of Xinxuemen, all the sects helped him to kill and repel batch after batch of rebel armies and consolidate his throne. ”

"Oh," I suddenly realized, and then his words continued: "After he became the emperor, he conformed to the will of the people, demoted the Liu clan to commoners, and simply let them be slaves if he didn't like it, Liu was busy playing with so many women, and he must have had a lot of sons, and his relatives and friends also followed his example, playing more with women and giving birth to more cubs, which caused Tianyu to have a lot of people surnamed Liu, and most of them were slaves." ”

The King of Equality praised: "Reasonable. ”

I pondered for a moment and continued to ask, "Fifteen years ago, was this fifteen years ago when Liu Xuan and Di Ting fought, or fifteen years ago based on the present?"

King Ping broke out in a cold sweat and said, "It's fifteen years ago. How about I tell it chronologically, and then tell another thing after I finish talking about it, so that it doesn't get messy?"

I nodded speechlessly, the king of equality made a small mistake, and felt a little guilty in his heart, and decided to comfort me, only to see that his mouth was like a river, and he talked hard about the book, and it was really every word, and his saliva was like the water of the Yellow River, drowning me......

This story is related to the executioner.

Executioners are considered a glorious profession in the Celestial Universe Kingdom, and only they themselves know how glorious they are. In the eyes of outsiders, being an executioner is very promising and meaningful, they eliminate violence and peace, kill all the people who are guilty of great crimes, eradicate the dregs of society, and restore justice in the world, so that the innocent dead souls can rest in peace, and the living people can take warning, which is really immeasurable.

Executioners should be cultivated from an early age, so that they may see crimson blood and hot heads. If a young executioner kills more people, he can be promoted to the rank of killer! No one is born a killer, and in order to become a qualified killer, he must undergo inhuman training. Skill is hard to say, it may just be a feeling, a different feeling, from the body to the heart, and then from the heart to the body, just like chopping vegetables, you may be constrained at first, it doesn't matter, as long as you cut hard, cut boldly. One day, you will be amazed at how easy it is to chop vegetables, just like breathing, naturally!

A real killer, a qualified killer, he likes to kill others with his eyes closed, enjoying the pleasure that is comfortable to the bones, and the feeling of killing is so wonderful that after killing someone, he is still immersed in the wonderful experience for a long time, and he does not want to open his eyes.

Nowadays, there are not many such killers, and there are two reasons for the few: one is that the social order is good, there are fewer criminals, and the executioners lack timely training; second, as a killer, today cannot take care of tomorrow, and it is easy for them to not be able to move their true feelings, and they have harmed other girls. So no one understands, and no one can confide in. Lonely, lonely, and boring, he had no choice but to commit suicide.

Therefore, young executioners and some clever executioners, in their hearts, both want to be killers and do not want to be killers.

Wang Ziteng has such doubts. Should I be a cold-blooded killer?

Wang Ziteng was a young executioner, only sixteen years old, and his job was simple, cutting off a head at the entrance of the vegetable market on time every day.

The same time, the same place, the same action, even, the same knife.

From the initial timidity to the current casual and natural, his face does not change, and he would not have been able to do it without special training.

All this is due to his father.

His father did the same thing. Since he was a child, his father taught him, saying: "It is not easy to be a good executioner, and it is even more difficult to be an executioner who will never die." If someone wants the prisoner not to die, then they will often kill us the night before the execution to buy time for the prisoner. Therefore, it is especially important to disappear before the execution.

There is a time when the prisoner is too beautiful or too handsome, you have to hold your knife steadily, because such a person is very likely to be wronged, when your knife is cut down, only 0.01 cm from his neck, you must pay attention to listen, if there is anyone shouting, 'Keep people under the knife!' Remember, as soon as you hear the word "knife", you have to desperately put away the knife, otherwise you will ......"

The prince was puzzled and said, "Why should you be so careful? You can't stop at 0.01 centimeter from his head!"

"Son, people are all * out, don't worry, I will strengthen your training in this area, and slowly you will get used to it. Otherwise, you are also guilty of capital sin, and they will not spare you if you kill innocent people indiscriminately. Wang Li said in a serious and serious manner.

Wang Li hopes that his son will become a professional killer and fulfill his dream. Therefore, when the child was four years old, he was thrown into the desert without men, suffering from hunger and cold, and when night came, darkness was like a great beast devouring the prince's weak heart. Fear, which filled his chest, the boundless darkness turned into a terrible demon that tore at him, and he despaired, begging his father to give him a chance to kill.

His father was so pleased that he took him to his beloved puppy and said in a cold voice, "Murder is a terrible thing, but you must not be afraid, but you should leave fear to the one who is killed." Since you are afraid of cold, darkness, and hunger, then you can only kill people, and in this world where demons are rampant and gods are everywhere, if you want to survive, you have to be more ruthless, more poisonous, and more spicy than others!"

Man is a fragile animal, the moment he was born, he was already destined to die, but his short life was full of merit, fame, fortune, and lu, and he would not let go until he died. Until life turns into a handful of loess and is gradually forgotten by the world. However, during his lifetime, he could not understand it in any way.

People in the world will ask, "See through the red dust, what do you eat?"

People will starve to death if they don't eat or drink, and who wants to starve to death? For this reason, sentient beings are busy and busy, not seeking merit, but seeking no fault. If you can pit, you can turn it, and if you can, you can fish it desperately.

If there is an afterlife, let me enjoy all the glory and wealth in this life, and pay off the debt in the next life!

No matter how cold the world is, there are always some people who do not want to fall, and they exhaust their minds to study the Taoist scriptures, believing that there is a higher being in the world besides man, and calling this being 'God'. People have been searching hard, invented martial arts to strengthen the body, and experimented again and again, so that people know that the human body is full of meridians, and the meridians can be used to practice qi and dispel diseases......

However, people have visited all over the famous mountains and rivers, and they have gone everywhere they can, but they still have not found any trace of the gods.

Don't immortals exist?

Just when the seekers were sad and disappointed, the gods appeared, and no one could say how they appeared, maybe they 'flew' down from the sky, or maybe they weren't. Maybe it crawled out of the ground, who knows?

Overnight, the streets were filled with people with unique skills, who could do anything. But most of them are selfish and hungry for food, which is far from the ideal gods in people's minds.

A 'kind-hearted' immortal told the truth: "The Jade Emperor was controlled by others, and the Xiuzhen sect of the Heavenly Court has made a mess of the Heavenly Palace, and the lower immortals like them are weak and weak, and no sect is willing to accept them." I couldn't mix it up in the sky, so I had to come to the world to grab territory. ”

People get it thoroughly. Some things, like desire, are all the same there.

The gods of all walks of life are rude, showing their might in the world, fighting each other, destroying countless cities, and killing more creatures by mistake.

People are scared, people are stunned! In order to gain a foothold, the vast number of aspiring young people actively join the camp of immortals with greater mana, learn from teachers, and even improve their own strength by unscrupulous means; in this case, it is very difficult for ordinary people in society to gain a foothold if they do not have one or two tricks to protect themselves.

So, my dear, to be a killer, don't just be an executioner!

Wang Ziteng still doesn't understand his father's painstaking efforts, but he clearly knows that he has to make a decision, to make a choice between himself and his beloved puppy.

He decided to choose himself.

He may or may not have thought about this decision for a long time.

Because, he thinks and doesn't think about it, and the result is the same. He can like a second dog while he himself has only one chance to survive. He had to raise a knife, although, he had never killed a dog.

There is another point that Wang Ziteng does not understand, Daddy's purpose is to make him an executioner, the executioner kills basically the great traitors, and he also hates those sinners very much, if you want to cut off their heads with a knife, it can be said that it is a matter of course, this kind of people kill them quickly, and it is really impossible to ask for their heads with their own hands. Why did Daddy become so ruthless himself?

Although killing is a technical job, you have to start with animals, but you don't have to take Ah Huang to open the knife, you can find a chicken to practice, Ah Huang is loyal to himself, the sun and the moon can be seen, killing this loyal dog is really detrimental to humanity.

Wang Ziteng raised his eyes and glanced at his treacherous and smiling father, shook his head helplessly, it seemed that this dog had to be killed today, and sighed in his heart: "Hey, father, you think you are very handsome, but in fact, you are very similar to Ah Huang!"

The prince raised his sword and gathered momentum.

At the moment when Wang Ziteng swung his knife and slashed it ruthlessly, Ah Huang moved, only to see its front two legs soar into the air, and at the same time, the dog's head flicked, and the hind legs turned to the right as best they could, making a big bend and avoiding this deadly blade.

Without waiting for Wang Ziteng to react, Ah Huang came out on all fours, ran wildly with an instantaneous thunderbolt, and in a blink of an eye came to the high wall of the courtyard, when it was really a dog jumping off the wall, Ah Huang didn't say a word, stretched out his front paws and embedded them in the wall, and his hind legs quickly retracted with the momentum of running, and the sharp dog claws still pierced deeply into the white wall, and the hind legs were forced, and the front legs were pulled out, and he continued to grab up, and after a while, he had climbed to the wall and turned over.

Wang Ziteng was taken aback, and he didn't slow down for a long time, and his father Wang Lifa was also stunned in place, unable to make a sound. But Wang Lifa is a veteran murderer after all, and he has seen a lot of winds and waves, so he quickly settled down and taught Wang Ziteng: "In nature, animals react to fear in three ways: escape, hide, and resist. When danger arises, some animals will run away because it does not have the strength and courage to resist, and can only run desperately. But the question is, ahem, can it escape?"

Wang Ziteng scratched his scalp and asked tentatively, "But...... It's already escaped, so what kind of tricks do you have? Teach it that it can't escape the palm of your hand?"

Wang Li was furious and scolded: "Bullshit! The art of capturing things, your mother's head! Don't chase it quickly!" The prince was frightened and replied: "Yes!"

Wang Lifa looked at his weak pace, sighed and shook his head: "This kid, his heart is too real, the dog runs so fast, tell you to chase, can you really catch up?"

Wang Ziteng ran away from the house for a long time, only to realize that Ah Huang was gone, and the capital was so big, how could he find it? Besides, even if he saw it, it had four dog legs, and how could he have the strength to catch up with it, and he was about to give up, when he suddenly saw a beautiful little flower dog squatting under the stone bridge in front of him.

This flower dog is steaming all over, as if it has just crawled out of the steamer, and the white and yellow dog hair on its body is shiny, shining in the sun, flashing with colorful light, beautiful and abnormal. It may have just stumbled into the river, and is now using its elongated, purple-gray tongue* with the white fur on its chest, looking very focused.

Wang Ziteng thought in his heart: "This is good, I lost Ah Huang." Picked up Ah Hua. If I catch this flower dog and catch Ah Huang, then my father will let Ah Huang go, and he will keep his reputation for being kind to loyal people, won't he kill two birds with one stone?"

Just do it, Wang Ziteng grabbed his sleeves, and the cat leaned close to the big dog that lowered his head and licked his hair, in fact, the flower dog is not big, but Wang Ziteng is a four-year-old yellow-haired child, and the eyes of adults are quite different, the dog is the same height as him, in his eyes, it can be described as a behemoth. After walking a few steps, Wang Ziteng stopped and frowned and thought: "Although I took the sword, it is difficult to guarantee that I can catch it, in case it wants to run, how can I catch it, if it refuses to give in, I must use the sword to stab it, if it is stabbed to death, my father does not believe it, thinking that I can help the butcher master, and in the end I still have to find Ah Huang." Ah Huang is so stupid, if he still goes home after a few days, then his death time will come. ”

After thinking about it carefully, Wang Ziteng decided to change the policy, the hard ones don't work, the soft ones, a pack of drugs go down, whether it's a human or a dog, pour it to me, hehe, that's it.

Wang Ziteng turned around and rushed into Dr. Dou's pharmacy, shouting: "Dou Immortal, come out for me!" Doctor Dou's full name is Dou Immortal, the top three gold medal doctors in the capital, there are a lot of rules for ordinary doctors, and he has set up a strange rule of three non-doctors, according to Wang Ziteng's father, this is completely chaotic and trendy, harming patients, he is a shameless doctor who has nothing to do.

Doctor Dou has a lot of rules, but for Wang Lifa's family, he is on call, and he doesn't dare to slack off in the slightest, his approach makes many people incomprehensible, Wang Ziteng's family wants money or not, and has no power, why do you have to stick it on people's cold buttocks?

Wang Ziteng can't guess the reason like everyone else, he can't guess if he can't guess, Wang Ziteng didn't take it to heart, since he is enthusiastic about service, my little Tengteng has no reason to refuse, so every time he enters the pharmacy to call Doctor Dou, his voice is raised high, ordinary people come to call Dou Immortal to see a doctor and buy medicine, they are all soft-spoken, and the attitude is so good that it makes people get goosebumps, Wang Ziteng screamed like this, everyone in the pharmacy looked at him together, at this time, Wang Ziteng Tian was shameless, and proudly raised his little head. He felt that it was rare to be watched, so when he saw that everyone was looking at him, his heart was sweeter than eating honey.

Dou Immortal was lying on the old man's chair, holding a fan in his hand, closing his eyes leisurely and leisurely, and heard a child calling his real name in a daze, and the voice was very familiar.

When everyone saw that Dr. Dou inside didn't make a sound, they all thought that this kid was crazy, and when you looked at me, I looked at you, and they all laughed out loud.

Wang Ziteng smiled awkwardly, gritting his teeth angrily, good you are immortal, grinding, deliberately calling me ugly, waiting for you to come out, I want you to look good!

Wang Ziteng took a deep breath of medicine and roared wildly: "Dou is immortal, you dare to perfunctory me?

Doctor Dou jumped up from the chair as if he heard the thunder, rushed out of the inner room with a few heels, and swept his eyes over, but saw the prince crossing his waist and pouting, and he was angry there. Dou Buxian hurriedly lowered his head, bent over, showed a smiling face, and said, "It turned out to be the little prince, there is a loss of welcome, there is a loss of welcome." ”

Wang Ziteng clenched his right hand with his left hand, and clenched his left fist with his right hand, only to make the joints crackle, and sneered: "No matter what the reason is, eat my punch first." ”

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