"Is there one? When did I pretend to be forced?" I deliberately pretended not to understand what it was saying, and randomly picked the small mirror in front of me. Shell Lang put on a good selfie pose, stood still in front of the mirror for two seconds, and then nodded with satisfaction as if it had already been photographed, and took advantage of the boss's inattention, threw the mirror behind his back, and as soon as his wings were retracted, the mirror disappeared out of thin air.

"Dou Ye is still you, this ancient ...... Steal...... Immortal beasts, it's really extraordinary!" I said sarcastically.

Just now, Dou Ye was still wondering why you threw away your selfie artifact, until your kid heard the shouting, and hesitated there, and finally let Dou Ye understand, don't you just want to quit your narcissism?"

"Admiration, admiration, it makes you see it all the time. "I hugged my fists.

"Actually, narcissism is not my fault. After settling the bill, I slid the three mirrors in my hand and analyzed: "Although I was handsome before, I didn't go beyond common sense. Since I cultivated this Nine Turns Golden Immortal, I have become more and more handsome day by day, and I dare not look in the mirror every morning when I wake up, for fear of being handsome by myself. ”

The shell made a thunderous gesture on my shoulder and shouted, "Oh my God, send down a divine thunderbolt to kill this narcissist!"

"Oh, I'm not narcissistic, I can't help but like myself anymore. What is narcissism, narcissism is that he doesn't look good, but he thinks he is very handsome, and at this time others will say that he is narcissistic. It's because I look really good...... It's really handsome, that's why I like to look in the mirror. If such a handsome face grows on someone else, I will definitely not be able to control myself, maybe I will change my sexual orientation, fortunately this face grows on myself, otherwise I really ...... After changing your sexual orientation, you can't be a human being. I shook my hand and said unashamedly.

"I surrender, I surrender. There are no panties, lend me a pair and I surrender. "Shell Lang raised two insect legs, looking like I was completely convinced.

"There must be panties, or I made them myself. It can't be lent to you though. Dou Ye, I want you to protect Yu'er, you take it upon yourself to help me, you are right. But nothing will happen to Yu'er, right?" I was worried about my sister, and although Moyu was not so cute after she matured, the adoring expression easily conquered me again. Just think, which dick doesn't want to have an upside-down goddess?

"With your sister watching, it's fine. Shell Lang affirmed.

"My sister?" I frowned, and then understood: "You mean Qianqian, what is my sister! Let me tell you a secret, this girl once swore a poisonous oath that she would never call me brother in front of others." Well...... She seems to have called me brother in front of you, which means that she doesn't treat you as a human ......"

Shell Lang interjected: "Dou Ye is not a human being, do you think your words can hit Dou Ye?"

I smiled and said, "Okay, okay, I won't hit you." What I'm saying is that she's not taboo in front of you, but as long as there is another person, she will never dare to call me brother. ”

"I'm rubbing, is it really fake?" "The shell Lang's eyes lit up, and he said hehehe: "What kind of poisonous oath is it, let's hear it." ”

I couldn't help but laugh and said, "As long as someone else is present, she calls me brother, and she has to marry me, otherwise...... She's going to marry the shell!"

Shell Lang was stunned for two seconds and said, "I don't understand, you mean, if she doesn't marry you, she can only marry Shell Lang?"

I said, "Yes!"

The face of the shell was clouded, and he said, "You came up with this oath?"

I raised my chin and said, "That's for sure, who else can come up with such a creative poisonous oath but me?

"Good for me?" "What good is this oath good for Dou Ye?"

I sighed and shook my head, and said, "Hey, your IQ is really worrying! As long as this woman breaks her oath, she is basically contracted by the two of us." She's either going to marry me or she's going to marry the shell. Think about it, think about it with your beetle braincase, does she have any other choice but to marry me or marry you?"

"Quack! it seems to be!" The-husk Lang's stinky face immediately showed a charming smile, and then it reacted and said, "No, what does it have to do with Dou Ye when she marries the-shell Lang? ”

I couldn't help laughing, and said flatly: "You don't say how she knows that you are not a shit shell, if she is angry and does not marry me, do you think she chooses to marry a thumb-sized shit rolling bug, or chooses you whose little brother can be multiplied by a thousand?"

Shell Lang thought about it, and finally showed its signature insect smile again: "Between Shell Lang and Dou Ye, she can only choose Dou Ye!" Then it thought of something again, and said to me a little worriedly: "Didn't you say that she is your goddess? If she chooses Dou Ye, will you kid tear Dou Ye apart?"

I nodded, "Yes!"

The shell lang was furious: "Then you still say that you are good to me? What a fart!"

I said half-jokingly, half-seriously, "I've already given you a chance, and if she chooses you, I'm going to tear you apart." But if your strength is restored to five thousandths, then it is not me who tears you but you who tear me. I originally liked her, and now I gave you half of the opportunity for nothing, and it's not good for you?"

Husk Lang said no more. After a long time, it sighed: "My Dou Ye can have a friend like you, which is the blessing of my cultivation in my previous life. Don't worry, Dou Ye won't rob you. When the time comes, if she chooses Douye, Douye will kick her with one kick!"

"Douye, enough buddy! Righteousness!" I raised my arm and clenched my fist, showing that I admired it very much, in fact, my heart was already happy: "How can this Harpy believe everything, can't you hear that I'm ridiculing you?"

Before we knew it, we had finally arrived at the inn we had previously found. At this time, it was already past dinner, and there were only a few guests in the inn hall, and as soon as I entered, the shopkeeper greeted me and said, "What do you want to eat?"

I explained to him and went up to the second floor. When I opened the door, I didn't see Moyu, and I suddenly felt a little lost, as if I had lost something important. I hurriedly ran to Qianqian's room, and no one was there.

"It's strange, how come it's only one night and the person is gone?" Moyu is very important to me, since I tricked her out of that world, I should take most of the responsibility for her safety.