"Sister Cheap always takes advantage of me, you say, I finally have a little sister who likes me and looks okay, so she abducted me. Yes...... A single dog can't afford to hurt it. "I whined at the shell.

The mood of the shell lang was completely different, as if their departure had brought great benefits to it. It looked relaxed and happy, and occasionally danced with its hands and feet for an impromptu dance, which made me very depressed.

"Dou Ye, are you so happy that I can't get married?" I squinted at it.

"You can't get married?" "Why do you want to marry yourself?"

"Hey, it's too hard to talk to you worm. Does my sister like me very much?" I gently gestured with my palm upwards to make it think about it. The reason why Dou Ye is so excited is because after your cheap sister and cheap sister left, no one can suppress Dou Ye, and Dou Ye's dignity stands up again, and Dou Ye's self-confidence is back!

I was confused, it turned out that the old bug was happy because of this. Thinking about it, just a little sister of a blood girl makes it dare not be presumptuous, not to mention another naughty and mischievous Qianqian who likes to be a whole person. If I marry one of them, I won't be able to be majestic in the future, hahaha!

Shell Lang looked at me strangely and said, "Why are you suddenly happy? Don't you think it's funny? Hey! No way, Dou Ye's current strength is less than four thousandths, let alone jumping in front of the blood girl, even Qianqianjun, I don't dare to offend." Speaking of which, this is entirely because of Dou Ye's hobby of singing, I think back then, although Dou Ye can't be said to be a generation of song gods, but at least there are many bosom friends and beasts, but it's a pity...... Dou Ye's dream is to conquer countless immortals with his voice, and hundreds of thousands of immortal beasts can't meet my needs at all. Dou Ye chose to sleep, and one of the inevitable side effects after falling asleep is - regression in strength. At one point, Dou Ye also felt very strange, why did sleeping make the god's strength regress? Could it be that the ghost seal consumed Dou Ye's Yuan Power? This is only one reason, there should be another reason, what is it?"

"What else could it be, I must have been sleepy. I replied casually.

A bright light flashed in the shell lang's eyes, and he said excitedly: "That's right! That's the reason, it's similar to amnesia." Think about it, Dou Ye was the most awesome beast in ancient times, at that time, except for a few little dragons who could churn in front of Dou Ye, the other wild beasts were scum at all. At that time, Dou Ye's comprehension of the way of heaven was already close to that of Hongjun God, although for more than 30,000 years, Dou Ye sang every day, bubble girl. But Dou Ye has never stopped comprehending the way of heaven. It's not progressive, but it's not regressive. If Dou Ye could remember his comprehension of the Heavenly Dao back then, his strength should be able to recover seventy or eighty percent in an instant. ”

I know that this bug is blowing again, and it used to say that it had 15,000 years of experience, but now it suddenly becomes its father, with 30,000 years of experience. Damn! If you don't brag, you'll die!

"Let's not talk about this first, talking too much will only make Dou Ye lose the courage to survive. Boy, you promised to be my music teacher, how many days has your sister been, and you haven't taught me a new song?

I twitched the corners of my mouth and said disdainfully: "I can't learn your 'laughing city' at all, what is this, can this be considered a fair deal?"

Shell Lang thought for a while and said, "That's it, Master Dou will give you one-tenth of the money and Ganoderma lucidum fairy grass that robbed the rich and helped the poor some time ago." ”

It's okay not to say it, but I'm even more angry when I say it: "You pretended to be me to rob the house, and in the end I was chased and killed, at least one-fifth of the mental damage fee should be compensated." ”

Shell Lang jumped up: "Mental loss fee? What's wrong with your kid? Besides, Dou Ye didn't pretend to be you at all when he went to rob the rich and help the poor, are those people preconceived and think they are good? What is the name of Dou Ye's hero? Flying thief! Can you kid fly? Say I'm pretending to be you, hehe." ”

"Oh your sister!" I really don't know where this worm learned these words, hehe, these two words turned out to be used by the goddess to pretend to be happy when chatting on the Internet, and I didn't use this word often, this old guy really knows how to play, and even hehe invented it himself.

Shell Lang was silent for a while, and finally compromised: "Okay, okay, Dou Ye promised you to allocate one-fifth of the property to you, but you want to teach me a song that is better than "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid" this time." ”

"It's better than not being afraid, it's more difficult?" I deliberately pretended to be difficult. In fact, there are more songs that are not afraid of being afraid of being good, because if you are not afraid of not being afraid, this song is not good at all if it does not have strong music. The reason why I say this is to vaccinate it, because after all, I have not learned many songs, except for children's songs (of course, you can have 300 children's songs?), and if after a while, it tempts me with a more attractive condition and asks for a better song, then I may not be able to deliver it. And if it thinks that the song I teach it now is about my limit, then next time it will change the condition to an equally good song. In that case, I can still do it easily.

I waited until I walked out of Riyan City and there were fewer people around me before I had the cheeks to start teaching it the trendy songs of the 21st century.

I cleared my throat and started my music lesson: "Pig, you have two holes in your nose." ”

Shell Lang shook his claws: "Are you playing Douye again?"

I stuck out my tongue and said, "The songs I learned are all very special, and this song is the special of the special." I was embarrassed when I studied it, but once I got used to it, it was good to learn some different types of songs if you want to become a god of songs, right?"

Shell Lang thought about it and agreed: "You may change the lyrics of "Don't Be Afraid", but if this is not a song, Dou Ye will beat you." ”

I shook my hand: "Don't worry, how can I make up a song with a melody and rhyme in such a short time to deceive you, with that talent, I don't have to rob the rich and help the poor now." ”

"That's right. The shell raised his eyebrows, agreeing with me.

Singing the song of the pig needs to be coherent, otherwise it will be difficult to string those words together, so I found a feeling and sang continuously.

You have two holes in your nose, and you still have snot when you have a cold.

You have dark eyes, and you can't see the edge when you look at it.

Your ears are so big that you can't hear me calling you stupid.

Your tail is curled and curled, and you can't do without it.

Oh...... Pig head, pig brain, pig body, pig tail......

Shell Lang thought I was lying to it, so he didn't catch a cold, but when he was halfway through listening, his eyes finally lit up: "Rub, it's really a good song." ”

When I met Meng Fei at the tea shop I had booked, I had just learned the song of the pig. When he saw the pig's head on the boss's chopping board, he couldn't help but sing. I was in a cold sweat, and the singer sang the silly white sweetness of the little pig, and it could sing so smoothly against the dead pig's head, and my psychological shadow area expanded rapidly.

Meng Fei listened for a while, and couldn't help shaking his head and snorting. Then he picked up the teacup to cover it up with some embarrassment, and after seeing that no one was paying attention to him, he asked me a little strangely: "How can this fairy beast have such a strange song?"

I drank tea and ate oil cakes, and said lightly: "Brainwashing Divine Comedy, don't ask, be careful that you yourself fall into it." ”

"Oh," Meng Fei glanced at the shell lang twice, maybe the shell lang's stupid appearance really shocked him, he turned his head to stop looking at the shell lang, and chatted with me.