People who go to work now are taboo to send WeChat, for fear of being reported for playing with their mobile phones during work hours.

There are many hearts and eyes, but the circle of friends blocks all colleagues and only allows relatives and friends to see them.

Chen Slender is old and young-hearted, and he is used to being willful, as long as he feels it, he will also go to work during his working hours.

I posted two of them today.

The first article: give full play to your own strengths, start your own career (for example, if you have composition expertise, write your own 100 million words of originality), don't wear your own fairy clothes, go to the hell built by others to hang out (just dig a tree pit, just say that you have dug the cabbage kiln, and say that you have successfully docked with the world's richest Yama family. If the Yama family wants to create a 20 billion middle class in the world, as long as they pay some activation fees to become members, they will have endless money to spend for thousands of generations).

Part 2: Why pay 770 today, and you can withdraw 700 million 7 next year? There are 700 million 7, what do you do with 770? Don't be stupid!

A dime a dime will suddenly pour out real flesh and blood on you?

In order to sell 1 more grain of sand, a trader who hires a fierce beater will suddenly participate in the activity of learning to be a good person?

The capitalist, who has pus in every pore, will suddenly blow Shenglan?

The dealer who kicked you off your ribs for 1 penny when you opened a neighborhood shop will suddenly give you generously?

The bourgeoisie, who will never allow you to change your house as long as you pay a deposit, will suddenly become your father who buys you a house and a car?

The capital woman who pinched your snipe and snatched food will suddenly become a mother who feeds you two upside down and lets you coo-dong eat?

1 sheet of 1 white paper is full of phone numbers, and I use the office phone of the bureau to call out every day, but I hate that the screen window of my house can block flies and bugs, but it can't block your phone number!

Hearing Tie Dan read Chen Shouzi's circle of friends, the machine fly that lived in Tie Dan's house got angry: Which stinky and shameless thing is this, which made Chen Shouzi angry, and let me, the cleanest, kind and chivalrous fly, also be scolded? I want to wash away the shame of the fly and improve the image!

The fly continued to listen, and heard Tie Dan read a comment from a classmate of Chen Thinzi:

Don't speak ill of your classmates just because you have such a classmate. As a classmate, I was so embarrassed.

The classmate who was said also spoken: Old classmate, don't attack me in the circle of friends, I can give you back the principal.

Then a gourd head spoke: Since it is in the circle, I will not give it to you, and I will not mention it to you in the future!

Chen Shouzi replied: Hulutou, I know that your so-called studio address is the traditional Chinese medicine physiotherapy shop at the intersection of Lao Dirty Guantun in the county. The TCM physiotherapy shop is fake, and the truth is covered up with a false appearance, but the MLM studio is the real one!

The flies flew to the county seat at the address they heard the iron egg read, and flew to the physiotherapy shop.

Before I entered the studio, I saw a gourd head come out.

It flew over, lay on the gourd head, and sneaked into the studio.

In the morning, there was an endless stream of guests coming to the studio.

The price of the first day of the gourd is just a talk about it, promoting a few illogical projects. There are those who pay 770 to withdraw 10 million US dollars, those who pay 10,000 to 300,000, and those who earn high commissions by pulling down the line.

The one that collects 770 is called the Internet of Things project. The others are "financial management" projects.

The fly feels that the tongue of the gourd head is the legendary three-inch tongue, and it is estimated that the wooden file will not be rotten, and he has to shoot it himself.

At night, the gourd head is on duty in the studio. It's like a fly guarding a human toilet, and it doesn't feel like it's as rich in minerals as here.

At this time, his wife called: "You don't work every day, you want to be a parasite in society?"

"Look, you said, isn't business labor?"

"Are you in business? You're a pyramid scheme!"

"It's not. ”

"What's that?"

"It's a pyramid scheme in disguise, much more powerful than a pyramid scheme!"

"What does it mean to be awesome? Can you go to the first, second, third and fourth tier cities to buy a suite?"

"No, but it's better than me going out and selling stupid strength to earn more, right? I'll throw you 30,000 yuan tomorrow, this is what I earned in the past six months. ”

"30,000 yuan? 30,000 yuan, don't take 3 million yuan from my house, that money is a mine with a long line!"

Then her wife hung up angrily.

After a while, the gourd head fell asleep like the roots of a yellow-crowned chrysanthemum rooted in the soil, and even if it was pulled out, it could not be pulled out.

The flies got excited. It crawled to the gourd's lips and wanted to bite him.

Unexpectedly, a large gecko jumped up and swallowed the fly into its stomach.

It wanted to cry without tears, because it knew that it would never get out again.

According to its plan, the scenario will look like this:

It finds the mouth of the gourd head, and then burrows into it at once.

The gourd's tongue was processed into a knife saw, and blood filled the stomach.

The gourd head wanted to turn on the light, but his tongue hurt so much that he danced blindly, and his arms and legs did not obey him.

The fly bites through the screen window and flies back to Tiedan's house full of triumphant joy.

It landed on the roof and practiced high jumping.

At dawn, the pigeons flew home. The pigeon recognizes the fly at a glance.

When the enemies saw each other, they were very red-eyed. The dove shoots like a big arrow at the head of a fly.

The fly flashed and hit the pigeon's eye with its head.

Soon it took 100 rounds to win or lose.

The rising sun admired their wonderful sparring, and forgot to remove the red mask.

The fly suddenly remembered, as if Hao Ying had said that she was its senior sister.

The fly flashed, sent the pigeon into the air, and then flew away.

When the 10th day arrived, the pigeons and flies went to hand in the papers to Hao Ying.

The person in the background photo brought back by the fly looks like Fu Xin at first glance, and then looks like Fu Xin, but if you look closely, it is still Fu Xin - it must be Fu Xin!

But now, the photo is taken in vain. The beautiful plan was stillborn and became a dream bubble.

The gecko crawled into the corner with it in its arms. Then the gecko will die and be swept into the garbage heap, obscuring the brilliance of the flies.

Day 10 has really arrived.

The pigeon brought home a total of two photographs.

The flies don't talk about the photos, they haven't come back.

Hao Ying sent it to the deputy squadron leader Zhao Daring.

The person in the photo taken by the pigeon is too much like Fu Xin.

"The pigeon shoot is Fu Xin. However, one was on a wanted notice posted by the public security organs, and the other was an advertising poster for Fu Xin's singing and dancing company. Zhao Daring said.

Hao Ying nodded.

"Flies are notorious, maggots are okay, and they are never reliable. Zhao Daring said again.

"No, I'm the most convinced and fond of flies. ”

"What?"

"Maggots, for example, are a particularly good protein. ”

"Don't disgust me. Zhao Daring began to retch.

Hao Ying said "okay", unconvinced, and immediately went to another room, and sent out a fly on his own initiative.

This is a better program.

The fly in the gecko's belly is sad and confident. Actually, it was also shot wrong.

The person it photographed was a teacher, giving a lecture on the podium. There are math equations on the blackboard in the background, and there is a class of elementary school students. Now teachers and civil servants are required to take the exam every time they enter, Fu Xin is semi-literate, has no college degree or above, and cannot be admitted to the teaching position - Zhao Daring will analyze it like this, and Hao Ying has to be convinced.