Chen Yingjun of Chenjiazhuang heard that the two dogs and four donkeys in the east of the village had made a fortune selling counterfeit Dongchenzhuang agricultural products, and he wanted to make a fortune like that.

He went to find his niece who went to college, Chen Cui, the daughter of Chen Yingying, and bought a renovated online store. Then I also went to my own contracted land to locate people who were interested in buying.

But because his family's contracted land was too far away from Dongchenzhuang, no one was willing to give a high price.

Money lured him like a dog with meat and bones, and Chen Yingjun couldn't sleep at night.

After rolling on the bed all night with his body like a rolling pin, Chen Yingjun thought of a lot of Chen's philosophy:

The dead man could not stand up, nor could he sit up, but when he was put into a high-end coffin, he was lifted up by everyone.

Milk with melamine poison can make a child half-crippled, and it can be put into bags and boxes printed on a printing press, which can be used for advertising on television.

Industrial alcohol is poured into Moutai bottles with some water, and it can also be sold as Moutai.

When an actor wears a concubine's clothes, he can play the imperial concubine!

The more I thought about it, the more excited I became, Chen Yingjun was not sleepy all night.

The next day, he went to the county seat, found a printing shop, and printed 40 boxes with the words "Dongchenzhuang Agricultural Products" printed on them. Let the peanuts and corn grown by yourself also play a show.

Chen Yingjun rode an electric tricycle, pulled up the cardboard box, and drove home at a high speed. I think he has bad water in his stomach, and the feces in his stomach don't want to be entrenched in his stomach anymore. When he was still a few miles away from the village, he couldn't hold it back, so he braked and went to the corn field in Dongchenzhuang Village next to him to relieve his big hands.

King Kong, who was on patrol, saw that the man who ran into the corn field was panicked, and he was a person he knew, and he had the impression that he was a bad guy, and Miao Miao and Tie Dan had both done something with him. So he went over to check his carriage and saw the words "Dongchenzhuang agricultural products".

How dare he steal something from Dongchenzhuang?

King Kong reached in and took it out, picked it up and left.

Chen Yingjun saw it in the field, and ran out with his pants without bothering to wipe his feet.

Stop- Stop-

Chen Yingjun shouted with a crying voice.

King Kong held his foot and looked back at Chen Yingjun with disdain.

"Why can't you just get along with me?!"

Chen Yingjun's words seemed to be critical, but his appearance was pleading.

King Kong ignored him, turned around and continued walking.

Chen Yingjun's pants fell to the ground, and he picked it up and chased after it.

Where can I catch up.

The pants fell to the ground again, and the trouser leg tripped Chen Yingjun. He had to kowtow hard to the earth that raised him.

Chen Yingjun returned to his electric tricycle, turned around and went to the Third Criminal Investigation Squadron to report the case, accusing Chen Tiedan of blocking the road and robbing him.

Xiao Hua, a comrade of the people's police who took over the case, immediately called and reported to Zhao Daring, the squad leader.

"What? He told Chen Tiedan that he was blocking the road and robbing him just now? He's sick, right? I've been with Chen Tiedan and Hao Ying from just now now, and Chen Tiedan doesn't have that kind of time. Do you understand?"

"Understood!"

Xiaohua turned to Chen Yingjun: "Did you just escape from the mental hospital? Get out of here immediately, where do you want to go!"

Chen Yingjun stomped his feet and swore: "I lie, I'm not human!"

He said one less word.

"Just admit that you lied. But you can't say you're not human, that's cheating. Do you think it's fun to deceive the police? Besides, you're not a human, what are you? a beast, a bird, a monster, a ghost?"

"I'm lying, I don't have a father!" Chen Yingjun swore again.

"You're a clone?"

"I'm not a brick, I'm not a brick, I'm a human being, I'm a good person!"

"A good person says he doesn't have a father? A person who doesn't even have a father, is there a good person?"

"When I talk to you, it's like playing the piano to a cow!"

"Get out of here immediately, or you'll be hindering official business!" Xiao Hua's eyes turned into swords.

Chen Yingjun was like tofu and saw the tofu knife cut, and he didn't say a word.

Chen Yingjun said goodbye to the third squadron and went home, walked to the place where he met King Kong just now, and met him again. King Kong just came back here in a circle.

King Kong motioned for a stop from afar. Chen Yingjun was angry in his heart, thinking that I hadn't asked you for anything yet, but you harassed me again. It quietly shifted the electric tricycle to the fastest gear, turned the right handlebar to its head, closed its eyes and accelerated forward.

"I'm blind—I'm blind—" shouted Chen Yingjun as he drove forward.

After two minutes, Chen Yingjun expected that Ding Tie Dan had been frightened and dodged away, and was left far behind.

He braked the car and opened his eyes, only to find Iron Egg standing right in front of the wheel. He was overwhelmed with shock.

Inadvertently, Chen Yingjun discovered: there is a slight difference between this iron egg and that iron egg. It's hard to put it in writing or speaking, but it's definitely a thousandth difference!

King Kong saw that there were no more props for agricultural products in the car, so he got out of the way and let Chen Yingjun go.

Chen Yingjun walked away with a heart full of happiness as if he had regained his life.

When he got home, he told his wife: "My counterfeiting box was taken away by the patrolling iron eggs. ”

"I already knew that the fake couldn't be real. His wife said.

"But I think the iron egg that cured me is a fake iron egg. ”

"I don't really look at people. His wife said without looking up.

At this time, his niece came over and taught him to further learn how to use WeChat.

"I don't learn anymore, I can't use it, and if I use it again, I'll die. Chen Yingjun said.

"Uncle, are you having some nightmares?"

"It's not a nightmare, it's true. Today I have encountered something more than a hundred times more terrible than a nightmare. ”

"Tell me about it. ”

"Let me tell you briefly, there are two green iron eggs. The second one is very powerful, so powerful that it looks like the little demon fairy you watched when you were a child. ”

"The Demon Immortal is a fabricated dummy, and it doesn't exist. That's what the writer made up out of thin air. ”

"Isn't it illegal to fabricate facts?"

"It's not fabricating facts, it's fabricating stories. For example, fabricating a Monkey King to fight the white bone spirit three times is not illegal. ”

"Then the second iron egg is not a little demon fairy, it is an alien?"

"Aliens don't exist. If it existed, it wouldn't look the same as an earthling. ”

"The second iron egg is played by Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee has been dead for many years. ”

"I've heard our physics teacher say that there are parallel universes. It seems that the so-called second iron egg you encountered. It's another parallel iron egg, jumping from another parallel universe to fight against you!" Chen Cui said thoughtfully.

Chen Yingjun imagined that parallel universe. Imagine the little man on the second page of a book jumping to the first page.

"Don't mess with him again. If he takes you to another parallel universe, you won't be able to come back until you die. ”

"Hmm. Chen Yingjun nodded. He imagined that if he was drawn on the second page, he would not be able to jump up to the first page.

Chen Yingjun was frightened. From then on he was afraid to listen to iron: shovels, forks, doors, wires, heads, rust, posts, couplets,...... Afraid of listening to eggs: eggs, duck eggs, thread eggs, dung eggs, light, flat shoulders......

As soon as he cursed, smoked, lazy, and disobedient, his wife said, "I'll let Tie Dan catch you." And he immediately obeyed obediently, honestly and obediently.